Rules, Regulations, & A Swimming Lesson

Dudes, I'm back, and ready to hit the writing board, now we left of with a very jealous, and confused Gaara, now lets see what going on in the world of Camp Hell.

Gaara POV

What the HELL! Why did she look away from me, why did I just punch Naruto in the stomach because of it, wait a minute, why do I care! As the realization of my actions, my anger slowly disappeared.

"Um ... ... sorry about that."

After that I made my big escape, bad idea. Hinata had started running tothe crying Naruto, with the pinkette at her side, comforting him, which annoyed me more thanever(why, NO IDEA!). I had set myself in a nearby tree watching her help the blond, retarded oompa loompa, get up as he announced his horrible pain which caused me to glare more, for some strange reason, but I shrugged it off in a matter of secondsand joined the sudden crowd. At the appearance of a crowd,Naruto was already up and jumping like an idiot in a matter of seconds. So much for never ending pain.

Minutes later 4 strange counselors appeared, 1 a women with red eyes, wearing almost all bandages. 2 a normal looking dude with a smoke hanging out of his mouth. 3 some guy that had his whole face covered, except for his left eye and white hair. He was also holding one of those porn books. 4 the last one looked ... oh no. I looked in the direction of Brows Lee, or was it Rock Lee? Anyway, they looked exactly the same. Shit, they're multiplying.

"Well come campers to camp Helling." said the man with the mask.

God, even they know this place is hell.

"Allow us to introduce ourselves, I am Kakashi ."

"I am Kurenai."

"Asuma."

"And I, of course I'm Gai, hello youthful people."

Good Guy pose

"Go Gai sensei." screamed Lee.

How could they put me in the same room with a wacko like that. I kill guys like my him.

The masked one started, "Now allow us to explain the rules to you all, first, there shall be no sexual content in the cabin," Duh, oh wait there's more ,"Be creative instead, there are plenty of other places to do the nasty than some boring bed."

I could swear I saw a little glint in his eye

"Second rule, you will listen to use at all times." the woman was talking now.

A hand shot up.

"Yes, what is it?"

"Um, what if one of the counselors tells us to screw them, do we listen to them?"

"Good question, this leads us to our third rule, nobody listens to Kakashi, not even you boys."

"Hey, Kurenai, even I have standards on who I f--k, OK."

"Kakashi, you and I both know that you could find pleasure in screwing anything."

"Well if it's anything like you in bed, than hell yeah."

The smoker jumped in attack mode at the statement, "Say that again bastard, and I'll kick your horny ass into the next country!"

"Like to see you try, pansy virgin!"

"I am not a virgin!"

"Yeah right, your as much of a player, as I'm a nun."

"I'll kick both your asses if if you don't shut up!" screamed the women.

Issues much.

"Anyways, the final rule is that no one is to go into the forest after dark without a buddy."

In the corner of my eye I thought I saw the same tinkle in Kakashi's eye as earlier.

"Now we will meet here tomorrow morning for one of the many activities here at camp, swimming."

Great, water.

We soon returned to our cabin, Naruto being as loud as ever.

"I can't wait to for tomorrow, it's going to be awesome, won't it Gaara?"

"No."

"Oh come on Gaara, get into the youthful spirit, like Naruto."

"1, If I wanted to be like Naruto all I have to do is bang my head against the wall until I loose most of my brain cells, 2, water sucks ass, 3, nobody asked you, clone."

"How dare you make fun of my devotion to Gai sensei, he is the coolest guy on earth, he is so cool that he could rival with north pole!"

Naruto spoke up, "Lee, if you ask me, Kakashi is way cooler than Gai."

"How dare you say that perve is better than Gai, Gai is much more youthful!"

"Gai is creepy to the full power. Gaara, who do you like better, Bushy Brows Sr. or Kakashi?"

"For all I care they can both go to hell, oh wait there already here."

"Well if you as-."

"Shut the f--k up you two and go to bed!" I screamed.

"Screw you Gaara!"

"I said shut the F--K up, damn it!"

After that it was pretty much silent, well except for Naruto's stupid snoring, and Lee's continuous muttering about youth crap. Think good thoughts, think blood, think torchering, think Hinata, yeah, wait NO, I mean more blood, yes blood, bloodis good. I fell asleep after that, wondering what would happen tomorrow.

Hinata POV

I had a nice rest, though Sakura's obsessive chanting to her Sasuke shrine did keep me up for a while, it was a OK. That was before I found my little sister's present.

I had started to look for the one piece bathing suit, but instead I found the smallest bikini in the world, I also noticed the card attached to it.

Dear Sister,

The time of your virgin Mary act is over, show a little skin for once in a while, don't worry daddy will neverknow.

Love, Hanabi

P.S. Bonk a super hot guy for me, K.

It amazed me how much a 12 year old was able to be so perverted, but seeing I had no other choice I slipped it on.

"Sakura is my bathing suit to revealing?"

"No, that's probably what all the girls will be wearing."

She was right, it was almost insulting how many girls looked like they belonged in alley ways or street corners. Though every girl looked like me, I was still conscious about myself so I kept the towel wrapped around me, bad idea. Since the towel was obviously to big, I soon tripped, pulling some poor soul down with me, probably Sakura, but instead of pink hair and warm eyes, I got red hair and a cold stare, Gaara was on top of me.

Garra POV

I was annoyed by all the tramps that walked around in there skimpy bathing suits. God this is just stupid, not to mention ugly, and disgusting. I was just walking when all of a sudden I was pulled down. It was Hinata. I simply got up like it wasn't a big deal, cause it wasn't. Then I reached out my hand to help her up, that to wasn't a big deal. Then her towel slid of her shoulders, showing more than enough goddess like skin to bring any sensible man to his knees.

I suddenly felt faint, and soon found myself falling into the water, I blacked out after that.

Dude that was pretty sweet, I guess. I also demand at least 10 reviews before I start to getting on the next chapter.