Me: WELCOME BACK, MAH PEEPS! Today is May 10th, and today, we're interviewing Zac!
Zac: *flips hair* Ask away~
Me: So, Zac… You're a world famous singer, correct?
Zac: Of course!
Me: And you're extremely popular, right?
Zac: Indeed~
Me: …
Me: Then why haven't we ever heard you sing?
Zac:
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Zac: *swallows*
Daigo: uh. You're breaking the fourth wall, there, Bow.
Me: *to Zac* We've seen Joshua's movies, we've watched Cuza perform, we've heard Akira rap… WHY HAVEN'T WE HEARD YOU SING?
Zac: Um…
Zac: Because…
Zac: …
Zac: *sighs and covers face with hands* Don't do this to me, mate.
Free: Probably because the producers couldn't find a good voice actor to fill in for Zac.
Silas: Free. There are boundaries… You just stepped on and crumbled this so called wall number four.
Free: *shrugs*
Zac: Alright, just assume my voice sounds like your favourite singer.
Clio: Ah, but you're assuming that our favorite singer isn't you.
Zac: Oh, wait— so that means…?
Shu: If our favorite singer was Zac then we would assume Zac sounds like Zac, but without knowing what Zac sounds like, we can't make that assumption. And to be honest, how can Zac be our favorite singer if we haven't even heard him sing?
Ken (Besu): …My brain hurts.
Me: *to Zac* …but anyway, we still don't know what your voice sounds like.
Zac:
Zac:
Zac: *sigh* Yeah, I don't know what to say. Sorry.