Me: WELCOME BACK! So, today's June 3th, and the question isss… what do you guys think was the scariest moment in Beyblade Burst?
Cuza: Oh— that's gotta be all those freaky Lui moments.
Hyde: HAH. Y'mean like when he threatened Shu before their match in the Burst series?
Me: Oh yeah— what was that? A pre-battle arm wrestle…?
Shu: *looks at Lui*
Lui: *looks back at Shu and says nothing*
Shu: I was injured, y'know.
Lui: *shrugs* …I know.
Shu: Wait, so you did that on purpose…?!
Lui: *evilly* You'll never know…
Honcho: *in a background conversation with Cuza* Your nightmares couldn't have been as bad as the ones I had after watching Phi in his final match against Aiger… *shivers* that was… that was traumatizing…
Phi: *smirks in the corner of the room*
Ken (Besu): Hey, what about the time when Shu was Red Eye? That was pretty scary. Duh, I mean, I have scars…
Ken (Keru): Eh… no offence, Shu…
Shu: *shrugs* I don't blame you. I was kind of… scary, I guess.
Daigo: Yeah… you even killed Luinor, Fafnir, and Valtryek in your… What was it? Your vision? dream? thing?
Shu: …it was like a mental test to unleash my full power… or something… *sighs* I dunno.
Ashtem: *appears and says the following in under seven seconds* That was an internal struggle between yourself and the obstacles inside of you; you had to destroy your weaknesses and rise above things like "friendship". In order to overcome the obstacles in your mind, which happened to be Lui, Free, and Valt, you had to become merciless and believe that you could defeat them, which was why you killed their beys' spirits. Once you did that, you were finally able to become Spryzen and—
Hyde: *kicks Ashtem out the door* *dusts hands* He's annoying.
Wakiya: Guys. I can't believe nobody brought this up yet. Do any of you even remember when Free battled Lui in Evolution?!
Valt: Oh yeah-
Honcho: Eee… Free was acting so scary, even Lui was intimidated…
Lui: EXCUSE ME?! INTIMIDATED?!
Me: The subtitles literally said "Lui: [intimidated grunt]" when you saw Free go intense.
Lui: WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF STUPID SUBTITLES—
Silas: Honestly, I didn't think Free had that kind of intensity in him.
Valt: From seeing him train, I had a hunch that he was fierce and all, but for real… I was surprised…
Free: …*kind of just awkwardly sitting there, twiddling thumbs*
Everyone: *slowly looks at Free*
Free: *looks up* …what? How else was I supposed to become the best? Training leisurely for ten minutes a day?
Valt: *whistling inconspicuously*
Free: I had to find my limits and push them… *shrugs* And yeah, it made me intense, but so what?
Aiger: *storms into room* FINALLYYYYY! I FINALLY MADE IT INNNN!
Me: WAIT, HUH?
Phi: Ew, it's Aiger…
Aiger: *does classic Aiger-laugh* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!
Silas: *covering ears and wincing* And I thought Xander was loud…
Me: *to Aiger* HOW DID YOU EVEN—?
Aiger: *walks over to a seat and plops self into it* AIGHT. I'M A PART OF THIS NOW. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Me: ALSDHFSGJDLF I DIDN'T INVITE YOUUUU! GET OUTTTTTT! AAAIIIGGGEERRRRRRRR!
Aiger: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HERE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG! I DESERVE TO BE HERE—
Me: SKDJKJFKDJDKFKFJFH
Hyde: *to readers* AHEM. We're having technical difficulties. So… BAI! *ends chapter*