Midnight Lunatics

DAAAAAAAAAAANNNGGGG! That was fast, not me updating, your reviews. Sorry for the late update but please don't bitch, I have a good reasonmy cat just died from liver disease and thats why I dedicate this chapter to her, my Lil-Snow T-T. So lets get the show on the road.

Hinata POV

I was the happiest girl on the face of the earth, I was so happy that I didn't even realize (or care) that the bear smelled like smoke and piss (I'll explain later) or that it had to be the most faggalicous bear ever, it even beat those ones that you see in stores everywhere during Valentines day, now that's what I call faggy, but this bear was so pimped up that you'd think it belonged on one of those street corners. 'With all those ladies that I sometimes catch Father buying- oh I mean speaking 'business' with.

"Hey Hinata, whatcha got there?"

"O-oh nothing, just a g-gift from G-gaara." I felt a slight blush creep up my neck.

"Oh, you got that look on your face."

"W-what look?" What look, there's a look now?

"That 'look', you know like the oneI get when I smell Sasuke's hair while he's asleep."

'Oh my god, do I look like I'm mental?'

After a few minutes of awkward (and freaky) silence we soon heard banging on the wall, "Damn it forehead, I didn't just hear you say Sasuke's name, it's MINE!"

Alert the clinics, another one of their patience has gone on the loose.

Sakura went to for the door.

"S-sakura where a-are you g-going?"

"I'm going to gorip offthat pigshair, and shoved it upit's nose!"

Screw the clinics, alert the navy's, these bitches are going to ruuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbllleeeeeeee.

Before you could say"crazy bitch coming in." Sakura had disappeared from the doorway, and then there were screams, a fairly scared Ten ten soon arrived.

"They must of forgotten there lunatic pills."

"Y-yeah." I started to relax more with a sane person in the room.

"Hey Hinata, where'd you get the Homo bear?"

"It's not a HOMO!" I scared myself with the volume of my voice.

"It's from Gaara isn't, oh that's so cute."

"R-really?" I started to hug the bear again.

"Just make sure you don't f--k him to soon or he might just get bored."

"I-I w-would n-never-."

"Sure you wouldn't."

"Who's f--king who?" said a very banged up Sakura.

"Gaara & Hinata."

"N-no I a-am n-."

"Sure your not." said both of the girls as they snickered.

Hey, where's the Miss Hilton wannabe?

"W-wheres Ino."

"Lying on your floor unconscious." a slight smirk appeared on a Sakura's face.

"It's a miracle, you've shut the crazy whore up."

"N-night Ten ten."

"Night Hinata, other crazy whore."

"Night Ten ten."

Ten ten made her exit, ... ...the selfish bitch.

"So your screwing a guy eh, well whats he like."Wink Wink

"I-I h-haven't even thought of t-things like t-that, nor d-done them." I nearly screamed.

We all can't be sluts, now can we.

"What are you, scared that the nun community will find out and banish you."

Why does everybody think I'm a nun? So what I can keep myself in my pants, it's not like a f--king conspearasy, or something.

"And Hinata."

"Y-yes."

"Make sure you use these." throws a pack of condoms at me.

"O ... ... K." That's all I said, but what I wanted to say was. Ewwwwww, sick bitch, why would you have these here, oh I know, so you can go and rape Sasuke.

I went straight to bed after that, listening to Sakura's chanting to the 'Sasuke Shrine' while I simply cuddle the faggish bear. It smelt nice, nice like Gaara (still ignoring the smell of smoke and piss). The smell sent a shiver of sensation down my spine, it felt like, ... like ... like.

Oh Shit

Yay, the bear smelled like smoke and piss, why? Well lets see, Gaara should probably had the bear since he was a baby, and if you know baby's the way I do, then you would know that they're basically piss fountains, and the smoke, well he does doesn't he. Since you all are so quick with the reviews and I'm so evil (does Dr. Evil pinkie finger thing) the ransom is being raised to 13 reviews. MMMMHHHHAAAAAA HA HA HA cough cough.