Me: *sigh* Fine.
Aiger: *smug grin*
Me: *with zero enthusiasm* Welcoming Aiger Akabane.
Aiger: OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH! WOO-HOO!
Me: Kay. In this chapter, the topic is SEEMINGLY ILLEGAL MOMENTS IN BEYBLADE BURST~~~~
Aiger: OH, what's seemingly illegal is Suoh's Salamander. I dunno how, but he made it into the tournament with no problems. Apparently, a jumping Bey somehow doesn't break any rules.
Suoh: *scoffs* Heat Salamander is a perfectly legal Bey.
Silas: Whatever you say, two-face…
Suoh: *menacing* …I'LL SHOW YOU TWO FAC—
Me: GUYS. NO FIGHTING.
Aiger: OH, OH, OH! What about Evel's Orb Engaard? It LITERALLY STUCK TO THE STADIUM WALLS.
Wakiya: Whoah. I don't think that's "seemingly" illegal.
Hyde: *grinning* It's flat out illegal. Evel doesn't disappoint~
Arman: *suddenly appears* Harmony Pegasus. Healing powers. *disappears*
Everyone: …?
Me: OH YEAH! That move shouldn't even be allowed.
Daigo: Wait, I'm lost
Shu: In Rise, Pheng's Bey can reverse burst mid-battle.
Arman: *appears* Yep. *shakes head* Totally illegal… *disappears*
Valt: Hey, what about Delta's Clone Counter? When I first saw that, I was stunned.
Aiger: Yeah, the tip literally pops off.
Hyde: HAH. Just like Phi's frisbee move.
Phi: *looks at his twin, totally confused* Frisbee…?
Hyde: That move where you attack your opponents with Phoenix's frisbee.
Phi: *utterly disbelieving* Phoenix's FRISBEE?!
Hyde: YEAH. That move's totally a crime!
Phi: *groans and says to himself* The one thing that's actually a crime is what this idiot did to Aiger and Ranjiro in Dread Tower.
Hyde: *looks at Phi, looks at everyone, then looks back at Phi* …Are you referring to me…?
Phi: Of course not.
Hyde: *stares at Phi for a minute*
Hyde: *sighs and rolls eyes* If that was supposed to be sarcasm, I give it a D minus. *shrugs mockingly and says to no one in particular* Phi's so bad at speaking, he can't change his tone to anything besides "menacing".
Phi: *heard the whole thing* …I'm right here, y'know.
Rantaro: Wait a minute, what's up with Dread Tower?
Hyde: *looks at his twin and crosses arms* Yeah, Phi. What're you even talking about?
Phi: …Do I need to explain everything? You nearly killed the two doofuses.
Hyde: *finally realizes* OHHHH, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THAAAAT.
Phi: Yes, that.
Hyde: HAHAAAA! THAT WAS SO FUN!
Cuza: *looks at Hyde* Hold up— nearly killed them?
Aiger: HE DROPPED THE CEILING ON US!
Wakiya: Wait, WHAT?!
Hyde: *sighs happily* Good times.
Clio: *grins and holds up tomato juice* I hereby charge you, Hyde, guilty of doing the most illegal thing in Beyblade Burst.
Hyde: *shrugs and leans back* I take that as a compliment.