Field Trip

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Gaara POV

Two days had past since the teddy bear and things were going good, I had said hi to Hinata every chance I got, but it seemed she always disappeared before I got into any real conversation with her, but today is going to different, I can feel it in my cigarettes. According to the counselors today was a special day, we were taking a field trip to the local town Why visiting a place filled with 40 year old virgins, high school druggies, teenage preggies, and god knows what, is special, don't know. I bet it was Kakashi's idea, wouldn't put it past him.

I wanted to find her as fast as I could and I would have if it wasn't for some blond idiot, "Hey Gaara, looking for something?"

"Mm."

"I'll take that as a yes. Now lets see is it a certain store?"

Nod "No"

"Is it one of the counselor?"

Nod "No"

"Gai's Mini Me?"

Nod "No"

"A really hot mechanic not wearing a shirt."

"What!"

Were the hell did that come from?

"Well then maybe that-."

"It's Hinata you dope!"

"Oh,... well that would have been my next guess if you had let me finish."

Sure, just keep on telling yourself that nincompoop.

Naruto stomped off after that, and I started my search for my pearled eyed princess. 10 minutes past and no Hinata.

"Where could she beeeeee-!"

Fall

I landed softer than expected on my back and as I get up I realized my back feels both heavier and warmer than before but I didn't wonder about it, all I was thinking about was how I would find Hinata and sweep her off her feet. 20 minutes later and still no Hinata! Just a bunch of old people, really, REALLY smelly old people!

God Damn, somebody needs there diaper changed.

"Hey young-in, you got something on your back, there."

I ignore the old man and keep on walking, hoping that Hinata would be right around the corner. I start to feel tense as the minutes go by and still no sign off her existence has been discovered. The Hell, how is it technically possible for somebody as gorgeous as Hinata not to stick out among these butt-ugly women.

"Hello big boy."

Speak of the hoe.

I turned to a rather... chubby women, wearing too small of a skirt, and too tight of a shirt for any comfort or class, she also wore way too much make-up, she was too much of everything horrifying in the world.

"For the right price I could give you the ride of your, so what do you say?"

"I say NO!"

"Oh come on, you can't say you don't want some of Miss. Nastilicous."

"I can, I did, and I'll do it again, NO!"

"Fine mister eye-liner, be a little virgin, but don't come back to me when you feel suddenly turned on and got nobody to f--k."

Oh, the bitch did not just comment on my eyeliner, come on is it my fault that when I was young I couldn't sleep, f--k no. I could of killed the rude, classes prostitute but I thought better and just turned my back, and then I heard snickers, really annoying snickers, which got me boiling mad and the fact that the town had a horrible odor did not help my anger, so in short terms, nobody will be riding that whore anymore.

I decided that maybe she was in the forest, 30 minutes later and nothing, Nada, zip, zero, no pearled eyed princess. The only sign of life was the chipmunk that stole the peanuts in my pocket, and after that wouldn't leave me alone. It was then that I realized my deep hatred for chipmunks, and anything like a chipmunks, furry, annoying, a pain in the ass, and EVIL!

I was ready to cuss out the idiotic rodent when I heard a scream, a very familiar scream, to familiar, I started to run towards the sound and there I finally found Hinata. I would of been jumping for joy at that moment, if it wasn't for the rather large figure standing over her. Being the lovesick freak I was, I, instead of thinking of what I should, ran right into battle.

"Leave her alone you fat bastard!"

Really ugly fat guy turns to me.

"Oh yeah, give me one good reason to Mr. Leprecon."

"This is why!"

I start to run towards the man, only to be knocked down by his immense stomach, now totally pissed, I went at the man agian, he did something kind of strange as I went at him though. Turned his very massive behind in my direction and before I knew it I was being crushed between the fat man two cheeks, and not the one on his face either.

Come on Gaara think, think, what to do to this fool, I know, throw the evil chipmunk at him. And you wanna know what, I really enjoyed the fat ass get his eyes scratched out by a mental chipmunk, I also enjoyed the sight of him running away screaming for his mommy.

"G-gaara, t-thank you so m-much."

"No biggy."

She looooves me, she loooooves me.

"M-may I a-ask you s-something Gaara."

"Whatever."

She has to be wanting to ask me out.

"W-why, W-why-."

Come on spit it out.

"G-gaara ... why do you have dog shit all over your back?"

...TT...

My God, dude, that was ... interesting, oh hey review please.