Me: ALRIGHT, in this chapter, we have the Dread Tower characters as guests!
*the Dread Tower Characters are sitting in the room along with everyone else*
Me: Mk, Evel, you're first.
Evel: …
Evel: Why am I here?
Me: Just for a chapter. Then you can leave.
Me: So anyway, why do you work for Hyde?
Evel: To be honest, one of the reasons is because I enjoy the isolation of the Dread Tower.
Me: Speaking of that, where is Dread Tower? Japan?
Hyde: NOPE. That information is highly confidential~~
Me: *sourly* …fine.
Me: *to Evel* Anyway, is there anything else?
Evel: I also work there because I find the information Hyde gains about other Beyblades very enlightening. Through many different ways, including spy drones, I am able to learn great amounts about the world's top bladers.
Evel: Oh, and I'm probably the only one keeping Hyde in check.
Me: …probably.
Hyde: *meanwhile, stuffing huge amounts of beybread into mouth*
Me: AIGHT, COUNT NIGHTFELL, GET OVER HERE!
Aiger: hold up, the Phantom Thief isn't a Dread Tower character…
Me: Eh. He was there.
Me: NIGHTFEEEELLL! Where IS that guy?!
*a spotlight suddenly points on the entrance*
Unknown: Ah, so my presence is finally needed~~?
Everyone: ?
*that weird phantom thief music starts playing*
Nightfell: *jumps into the room and spins* BONJOUR, EVERYONE! C'EST MOI!
Phi: oh, god. not him…
Me: NIGHTFELL. FINALLY.
Nightfell: *takes a seat*
Me: SO. How is it that you can look like anyone?
Nightfell: I am a Phantom Thief~ My skill set weighs heavily in disguise.
Me: How is it that you can sound like anyone?
Nightfell: It's really not that hard. I just listen to their voice, then mimic it.
Me: So, you can impersonate anyone?
Nightfell: That is correct!
Me: Who's the hardest person to impersonate?
Nightfell: hm.
Nightfell: Well, just anyone with unique talents, I suppose. Such as Zac or Cuza, for example.
Nightfell: *pulls cape in front of him and turns into Cuza but still sounds like himself* Of course I can look like Cuza, but copying his acrobatics is a whole other story, mon amie.
Cuza: WOAH. *walks up to Nightfell AKA #Cuza# and looks at him*
#Cuza#: *laughs* Hey, there! *sounds exactly like Cuza*
Cuza: *backflips backward in surprise* GAH!
#Cuza#: *flips backward as well* HAH. Check it out, buddy! Not so bad, eh?
Cuza: *skeptically looking at #Cuza#* *jumps in the air and lands in a one-handed handstand on top of the table* Try this!
#Cuza#: *copies Cuza exactly, but wobbles on the handstand and puts both hands down* woah
Lui: *totally annoyed* UGH. Save it for the circus.
#Cuza#: *hops off the table, pulls cape in front of him, and turns into Lui*
#Lui#: UGH. Save it for the circus. *mimics Lui flawlessly*
Lui: *a bit freaked out* What the…?!
#Lui#: *classic Lui-laugh*
Lui: *attempts to strangle the other Lui*
#Lui#: *dodges him and pulls his cape in front of him again*
#Xander#: HA HA! HOW'S LIFE DOWN THERE, SHORTIES?
Silas: HOW THE HECK DID HE JUST GET THREE FEET TALLER-?!
#Xander#: A good magician never reveals their secrets, am I right? *pulls cape in front of him and changes again*
Suoh: *aggravated, looking at Nightfell* What is this?!
#Suoh#: *imitating Suoh* What is this!?
#Suoh#: *scoffs* How can you even see with half your face covered? *annoyedly moves bangs off of face*
#Suoh#: *transforms into Hyde and jumps onto table*
#Hyde#: HAH HAA! KNEEL BEFORE ME, PEASANTS!
Hyde: *tackles himself* OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH, ME.
#Hyde#: *transforms back into Nightfell*
Nightfell: *can't stop laughing* Whatever you say.
Silas: *sigh* He had way too much fun with that.
Me: …
Me: AHEM. Uh… OKAY, who's next…? Oh— KYLE. YOU'RE UP.
Unknown: *snickers sinisterly* …that was beyond entertaining.
Kyle: *appears out of nowhere* You people are pathetic.
Honcho: Who's this guy?
Kyle: *smirks* I'm known as Kyle Hakim. And for your information, unless you want Kerbeus to burn you in the embers of the underworld, I advise you not to get on my bad side.
Ken: KERBEUS?!
Me: Oh, yeah, Kyle— this is Ken. The owner of King Kerbeus.
Kyle: *laughs coldly* Is that so? Well, Puppets, meet Hazard Kerbeus. *holds up his Bey*
Ken (Keru): This has got to be breaking some kinda rules!
Kyle: *shrugs* Same thing happened with Luinor, Fafnir, and Balkesh.
Lui: *twitching at the thought of Lodin*
Me: *looks at Kyle* Anyway, why do you work for Hyde?
Kyle: That's easy. I want to become powerful beyond limits, and there's no better way to do that than be around the greatest blader in the world.
Hyde: *from a distance* YEET!
Me: *to Kyle* Makes sense. Second question— why do you wear that mask?
Kyle: *snickers creepily* Gotta say, it intimidates people. And I guess I just like it.
Me: I consider myself enlightened…
Me: 'Kay. Last (and probably least) of the Dread Tower characters, MR. DAMON!
Damon: *via TV* HA HAA! DAMON, HERE! WELCOME, ALL YOU BEY FANS, TO THE LIIIIVEEE STREAM DIRECTLY FROM THE ONE, THE ONLY, DREEEADDDD TOOOWWEEERRRRR!
Honcho: Why isn't he here in person…?
Wakiya: *smacks Honcho* He's an evil, annoying, blabbering lunatic. Do you really want him here?
Honcho: *rubbing head* I— wait, how do you know? You weren't even in Turbo!
Wakiya: *dryly* I have a TV, y'know. I watched the battles at Dread Tower. *sigh* Y'know, everyone always forgets the other characters exist during these seasons. I mean, I didn't die during Turbo and Rise and then come back to life for Surge. I EXIST. I WATCH BEY BATTLES. I STILL GO TO TOURNAMENTS.
Honcho: …
Honcho: that's nice.
Me: kay, so Damon. What do you think of Hanami?
Damon: *brightly* Ah, yes, Hanami!
Damon: *suddenly fuming* I THINK HANAMI IS A STINKIN' RIPOFF OF ME!
Silas: *rolls eyes* This guy's a stinkin' ripoff of Hanami.
Damon: THAT HANAMI GUY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TA COMMENTATE AT ALL!
Honcho: *to Wakiya* Y'think he's just pissed at Hanami 'cuz he tied him up that one time…?
Wakiya: No doubt.
Damon: *waving arms angrily* *still yelling crazily*
Phi: *turns of TV*
Everyone: *sigh of relief at the newfound peace*
Phi: You're welcome.
Me: *was about to ask Damon another question* I—
Me: …
Me: *shrugs* SO I GUESS THAT CONCLUDES THIS CHAPTER! ~~BAIII!