Unwanted Visitors

I am back, and with vengeance, mwhhhhaaaa ha, ha, ha. Okay, I'm done, now lets recap. In the last chapter, Gaara got all super hero with Hinata, and excepted her to fall head over heels for him, instead she asks him why he had dog shit all over his back, XD. Now if you want a clue about the chapter, look at the f--king title. Also I haven't said this in a I while, but I own nothing

Gaara POV

Two days, two horrible days, two shitty, horrible, idiotic, loud days, since the field trip incident but now that was over. Thank the lord that Naruto has such a short memory. Now I can go on with my life, as the awesome punk that no one messes, unless they want their balls cut off. Now I can go on with my plan, which is taking Hinata off her feet with my good looks and having a long, lustful, and loving, make out session, I can feel the boner already. There is no one who can embarrass me now.

Knock, knock

I was not expecting the blond idiot to be back so soon. I hope he brought back some playboy; I cannot wait for next month edition. I am sorry to say, that the figure was not, blonde-haired person, nor a midget. Finally when it seems that no one in the world could find a way to embarrass me more than I have already been, and then they come along.

"Whats up, Lil-Bro?"

"Fucking Batman!"

"Now that's no way to greet your big bother."

"It is when he forces you to go to some god for shaken camp."

"Oh come, don't tell me you haven't made at least one friend."

"Well … yes, but that's not the point-."

."Oh Gaara got himself a little friend, who is it, who is it?"

"Her name is-."

"Her name, eh. Well it seems the impossible has happen, our little Gaara, is getting himself some ass, now tell me Gaara, what way do you like the best."

Why do I not like sound of that.

"By way, what do you mean?"

"Well I mean what way of do-."

"Never mind! Anyways, for your information, I haven't gotten any ass."

"I see, so your stuck in the friend zone."

Friend Zone, no, no, no, friend zone!

"What the f--k are you two talking about."

"I'm just saying Lil-bro, you better shove your tongue down this girl's throat, before your stuck in the friend zone."

"Wheres Temari?"

"Oh, trying to change the subject now."

"Where the f--ck is she already."

"Alright, alright, she'll be here in a in about an hour."

"Why?"

"Cause some asshole stole her seat right from under her nose, the little bastard. So are you going to introduce me to your little friend, or am I going to have to go stalker mode on your ass."

Oh, god not stalker mode, anything but that.

"Alright, alright, I'll introduce you to Hinata."

"Ah, Hinata, eh, nice name."

I swear, if he has any naughty thoughts about Hinata, I'll personally neuter him.

So we began our search for Hinata, an hour later, and we still haven't found her.

"Great, another field trip incident."

"What field trip incident?"

"It's nothing you need to know about, just keep searching!"

"Hey is that her over there."

I looked to the direction my brother was pointing to see Hinata being hugged to death by some guy. Wait ah minute, Hinata, guy, hugging … … … NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Hinata!"

"Oh, Gaara, just in time. I'd like you to meet, my friend, Kiba, and his dog, Akamaru."

"Yo."

I looked the boy over. He was alright looking, with his red birth marks and messy brown hair, I should probably watch him.

"So your-." I began.

"Hey, your that son of a bitch who stole my sister's seat, I'll kill your ass."

"Well if it isn't batman, shouldn't you be watching out for the bat signal."

"Say that again bitch and blow freak in head."

"Bring it-." He was interrupted when some strange guy hitting him in the back of the head and knocking him out.

"That's for leaving all the lugged to me, you dog f--cker. Oh, hey Hinata."

"Hello Shino, this is my friend Gaara and-."

"My brother Kankouro."

I started to look over this "Shino". Pretty much a nerd, with those Harry Potter shades, and over size coat. Not a threat. Now with a new rival on my hands, this summer should prove to interesting.

Well, a bit more serious this time, but hope you still like it, the ransom is 10 reviews this time.