Me: GUESS WHAT TODAY IS, YOU GUYS!
Suoh: *sighs* seeing as you're about to tell us, there's no point in guessing.
Valt: GAH! *scrambling frantically* WAIT, DO I HAVE A MATCH WITH SOMEONE TODAY…? I ALWAYS FORGET—
Shu: No, Valt.
Valt: *sigh of relief*
Honcho: OH, IS IT THANKSGIVING? I could use a meal.
Wakiya: *rolls eyes* You could always use a meal…
Fubuki: Is it someone's birthday?
Me: YOU GOT IT! TODAY IS…
Me: JULY 9TH!
Silas: Wait, that's today?!
Me: YEP.
Silas: *puts hands on face* oh great.
Cuza: *putting the pieces together* Waaait a minute…
Cuza: *brightly* HEY DUDE, IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
Silas: NO.
Valt: *gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp* IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
Silas: *groans*
Wakiya: *laughs* How old are you? Thirty?
Silas: *glares at Wakiya murderously*
Valt: *starts singing* HAAAAAPY BIIIRRRTHDAYYYY TOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUU!
Silas: VALT. STOP.
Valt: *continues singing obnoxiously at the top of his lungs*
Silas: BOW END THE CHAPTER.
Me: NOPE. *evil cackle*
Me: EVERYONE HAS TO TALK ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE SILAS MEMORIES.
Silas: Oh god.
Wakiya: *seizes moment excitedly* OH, I'M GOING FIRST. REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN HE FAILED MISERABLY IN HIS MATCH AGAINST FREE? THAT. WAS. HILARIOUS.
Free: *shrugs* I'll give you props for the strategy, though.
Silas: *groans*
Cuza: ME NEXT! MY FAVORITE MEMORY'S WHEN SILAS FREAKED AFTER FINDING ME CAMPING OUT ABOVE HIS BED.
Silas: WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE, ANYWAY?
Cuza: *defensively* I NEEDED A PLACE TO CRASH!
Silas: And you decided the best place to do that was above my bed?
Cuza: *cheeky grin* YOU GOT IT!
Silas: *sigh* Of course.
Free: Speaking of late night abnormalities— Karlisle, over here, used to spy on me.
Silas: *arms crossed* You were overly suspicious.
Free: *completely ignored him* I noticed you on the first night, y'know.
Silas: Why didn't you say anything?
Free: *shrugs* I wanted to see how long you'd keep it up.
Silas: of course.
Me: *suddenly gets sucked into a vortex*
Everyone: *utterly dumbfounded* ?!