A New Roomie

Sorry it took so long, thanks for the reviews.

Hinata POV

I was just sitting in my cabin thinking. I can't believe that guy was Gaara's brother, they look nothing alike, Gaara is mysterious, handsome, and bad boy sexy. While his brother looks like he just walked out of a batman convention, and whats up with the face paint, Halloween was months ago. I pondered, and pondered on what way, at all, the two boys look alike and one answer always came up. I got nothing. Whens suddenly the door swung open. A strange women with blond hair in four frizzy ponytails, and a lavender dress, appeared where the door used to be. Where did she come from, the "we love crack" convention.

"Yo new roomie, whats up?"

"H-h-hello, I'm H-Hinata H-Hyuuga."

"Temari's the name, camps the game."

"S-so you kn-know anybody h-here."

"Just my sibling, Kankouro and-."

"G-Gaara!"

Gaara has a sister to, which also brings up another question, does all of Gaara's family belong in some strange convention of some sort?

"You know my little less bro, how? I mean … are you giving him a free blow job, or-."

"N-N-N-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

ICK, ICK ICK, ICK, WELL … MAYBE, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

"OK, OK, I got it, well how then?"

"H-hes a f-friend. He also g-gave me this t-teddy b-bear."

I handed mister Wiggles (the bear) to Temari, very reluctantly I might add.

"Wow, I can't believe Gaara gave you this? It's like his most cherished thing in the world, and also, ...did he pimp it up?"

"Oh, n-no he d-didn't, his r-roommate N-Naruto did, I heard him b-brag a-about it."

"Oh, really? Well in that case my little brother better watch his back."

"W-why?"

"Cause one night he'll wake up and find this Naruto guy ass-raping him."

"WHAT!"

Did she just say Naruto might shove his Kiwi's up Gaara's ass, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not my Gaara-, I mean Naruto!

"I mean, who ever makes a bear this fagtastic, likes balls, thats all I'm going to say."

Well, now since I think about it Naruto does seem look at Gaara's crotch sometimes. Note to Self: Buy Gaara steel underwear, just in case. I was about to die from my brain exploding at the very thought of Naruto even considering doing something like that, when the door opened to reveal satisfied Sakura coming back from her afternoon Sasuke stalking.

"W-welcome S-Sakura."

"Hey Hinata, who's the new girl?"

"I'm Temari, your new roomie."

"Oh, well in that case we need some new ground rules.1. You don't go near Sasuke, he MINE. 2. You do not mess with my Sasuke Shrine, NO TOUCHY! 3. You do not befriend the Ino-pig next door."

A look of shock and disgust crossed Temari's face as Sakura went on and on about how Temari would stay away from Sasuke and hate Ino. Anyways Sakura seemed quite happy ... to happy for comfort.

"S-so Sakura, d-did something good h-happen on your d-daily stalking."

"The most wonderful thing in the world."

Thank God, the bastard finally ask her out. Maybe now Sakura will be a sane person.

"I got Sasuke's chewed up gum before Ino-pig!"

Or maybe not.

"Well I'm going to see if Sasuke is swimming, this time I'm sure I'll pull down his pants. Well see you girls."

Only after a minute of Sakura's leave Temari burst into a thousand words. She kept going on and on about how hard it will be to live with a lunatic, and how cute I would look with Gaara, and then she went all out.

"Now Hinata, can you make two promises to me."

"Um ... o-OK." I said meekly.

"1. You bang Gaara before the end of the summer."

"Wh-wha-what?"

Oh my god, she did not just ask that.

"2. Is that I will be expecting a niece or nephew, or whatever, by the end of the summer, from you."

Hinata Dies

oh crap ... I think I just shit my pants.

"Well see ya."

I was to shocked to move your answer, well could you after having to promise to that, I don't think so. One, and only one thought crossed my mind, at that very moment.

This is so fucked! o0

That's it for this chapter, have fun waiting for the next one. So, your all probably asking "why mister Wiggles?" well because of the show the Wiggle, which so flippin gay, and the bear is supposedly gay so, make the connection. Please review, no ransom.