Me: *pops back from the vortex* *dizzy*
Everyone: WHERE WERE YOU?!
Me: *looks at date* GINGKA'S BEARD— HOW THE HECK HAS IT BEEN FOUR MONTHS?!
Me: SORRY EVERYONE, HIGH SCHOOL SUCKED ME IN AND SHOWED NO MERCY—
Ken (Besu): *sniff* We thought you forgot about us T^T
Me: *mumbles* well technically I was just scrolling through my Drive and stumbled upon this Doc and kinda was just like "OH YEAH, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING—"
Me: …BUT YEAH I TOTALLY DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU GUYS! (totally)
Me: Aight so anyway I just finished watching Rise and started watching Surge so IN COMES A NEW CHARACTER!
Aiger: *eye twitching* if you bring in Fumiya…
Me: Since there's already idk how many people here— imma limit it to one newbie and bring innnn~~ drumroll plz…
*dramatic drumroll suddenly starts playing out of nowhere*
Me: GWYYYNNN RENOLDSSSSS!
*alien spaceship flies in from hallway and drops Gwyn out*
Gwyn: *falls* *looks up at spaceship, slightly confused*
Me: WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME TOOO BEYBLADE BURST INTERVIEWSSS!
Gwyn: *looks around* …is this a Beyblade fanfiction?
Me: …
Honcho: *from a distance* *gasps overdramatically* MY SUSPICIONS WERE CORRECT.
Me: ANYWAYYYY… so we've got some interview questions to ask~
Cuza: *pushes him into a chair*
Me: Kay first question- Why do you carry a piece of chalk everywhere you go?
Gwyn: So I have something to write with in case I need it.
Fubuki: …can't you just use a pencil to write?
Gwyn: no
Fubuki: …? why not…?
Gwyn: because I don't carry a pencil with me.
Everyone:
Free: *only one who sees perfect sense in this*
Hyde: Sure you don't just use chalk to make people slip and fall on your dusty floor math?
Gwyn: *looks at Hyde* …dusty floor math…?
Me: eh- ok next question- What part of friendship do you find so utterly dumbfounding?
Gwyn: absolutely all of it.
Silas: it's not that hard of a concept to grasp
Wakiya: of all people you're the last person I'd expect to say that
Silas: SCUSE ME I HAVE FRIENDS
Wakiya: oh? Name one.
Silas: you first.
Wakiya: fine. Hoji.
Silas: THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO HIM WAS IN THE BURST SEASON WAS IT NOT?
Wakiya: … *realizes it was*
Wakiya: FINE. Hanami.
Silas: *disbelieving* Hanami.
Wakiya: YES HANAMI. I have video proof of—
Silas: WBBA ANNOUNCEMENTS AREN'T PROOF.
Me: GUYS. SHUSH. This chapter's s'posed to be about GWYN.
*there's a blinking dotted outline of where gwyn used to be*
Me: WAIT HUH—
Shu: …he left.
Me: I— …HOW-?
Lui: by standing up and walking out.
Me: …
Wakiya: …Can we continue arguing now?