I simply couldn't resist I had to get this out please tell me whether you like it or not. I happen to be addicted to this sort of plot line and there simply isn't enough of them. This will be mostly in Harry's point of view but the first part is from a mysterious person in Harry's life.

"parseltungue"

There is a tale that I have an obligation to tell to you all. You see not all tales are happy ones made of butterflies and rainbows this is the tale of an extraordinary child who survived conditions that even brave men cower from. Yes Harry is an extraordinary and very peculiar child. I am proud to be his friend. The one who no matter how much evidence is against him will not judge against him because I know him very well. You will know who I am in time. For now let our tale begin…..

I woke to my aunts voice yelling at me to get up. I sighed as I remembered it was Dudley's 3rd birthday today. my birthday is only about a week away and I will be 3 too but nobody here cares. Not that I expect them to. I got up and opened the door to my cupboard under the stairs. It wasn't as though they didn't have room in the house for me to have a bedroom it was just they hated me and didn't think I deserved it. I was told once by the cat lady ms Fig that I was extremely advanced for my age and she taught me to read. Of course I haven't told uncle Vernon, he would punish me. I frowned as I walked into the kitchen.

"About time you lazy worthless child. Go weed the garden when your done then paint the fence and mow the lawn….." she went on to 3 or 4 other chores as I ate my breakfast whish I am sure is less then I need to go through my tasks. After she was done I walked outside quickly memorizing the tasks. It was a skill I needed to make it through the day without a beating. As I weeded the garden I begin to think. What was holding me here? Why don't I just walk out that gate and never return? Oh yah I tried that last week. I didn't know were to go and didn't plan it right and got caught by Dudley because they had gone out to the park and left me with ms Fig but this time they are going to a carnival out of town… I can finally leave! But were do I go? I… my thoughts were broken by the sound of the back door opening and when I looked up I found my much hated fat cousin Dudley or fatty as I prefer. He waddled over to me looking at me with a grin. His grins meant pain.

"Mom and dada saided you 'ave to go to the cat lady but fistest…." he said. He moved to grab me but I rolled out of the way causing fatty to fall. he began to cry. Aunt Petunia came running Vernon not far behind. "Potty hurted me. made me fall." Fatty sniffled as aunt Petunia comforted him. Uncle Vernon turned towards me his face the color of the grapes that petunia grew in her yard.

"How dare you hurt my son! You are trash just like your parents." he yelled. He brought his hand up to hit me and I wished desperately to get away… the blow never came. I opened his eyes and found himself in a park in a very busy place. The chatter of many all around him. 'were am I?' I thought to him self. I got up and headed for the wood near by walking along the path I saw a snake that looked rather mean coming straight toward him people around running away. It was huge he decided probably bigger than the men chasing it. For some reason I couldn't bring myself to be afraid of it as everyone else was. "sssstupid humansss trying to keep me from finding my bonded. I have waited almosssst three yearsss and I am finally free of thosss wizzzards and now thessse mugglesss are trying to catch me. No! I will not go to another cage unlessss my masssster wisssshesss for me too." the snake said. The catchers stopped momentarily when they noticed me. The snake flicked its tongue in the air. The snake made its way even faster for me and I knelt on the ground to face it tilting my head to one side.

"hello" I said. I blinked and realized it wasn't how I normally talked it came naturally but the way the words were formed were different. The men stopped totally now and seemed worried.

"kid back away slowly we have no idea if its poisonous or not it's a new kind of snake to us and we don't have any type of antidote for whatever poison it might have."

"you sssspeak!" came the snakes voice.

"um… Yesss?" I replied. The snake moved closer so it was right in front of me and lifted its head so it met me eye to eye. It flicked out its tongue again.

"You are the one I have sssearched for, for nearly 3 yearsss. You are my massser." the snake said happily. The catchers inched forward.

"I mean it kid you need to move away. Then we will catch it and it wont bother you again." one of the men said. The snake coiled itself around my waist but because of its size it took up all of my chest and had to coil twice around my neck lightly.

"The snake wont hurt me sir because the snake is dependent on me." I lied. It wasn't of course but whatever. I got up and walked away. The catchers followed.

"What do you mean dependent on you I can take care of myssself and they are still following usss." the snake said.

"I know you aren't dependent on me I was just trying to get them to not try and take you away. And I didn't know you knew English." I replied.

"I don't I just understand it through your mind." The snake said.

"oh" I said. Then to the catchers. "why are you following me?"

"kid that snake could be dangerous and I'm afraid we will need to confiscate it."

"you will do no such thing!" I yelled and broke into a run off the path and into the wood. 'maybe I can get out of here like last time' I closed my eyes and wished really hard that me and the snake were somewhere else. And I opened my eyes to find I was at the bottom of a waterfall in a huge forest.

"how are we here when we were just in a park." the snake asked bewildered. "I don't see a sssstick ssso how did you do that. Well at leassst now I know you are not a muggle that would have been dreadfully boring."

"I just wished to be somewhere else." I said.

Well thats all. Please tell me keep it or toss it.