Dungeons and Drabbles: Wooden Horses
by InvisiblePen
Rating: G
Pairings: None, unless you're very creative
Spoilers: Massive spoilers for all things PotC.
Disclaimer: I own the action figures and little else. Alas...
Notes: This is going to be a series of very short stories. I hope. With any luck, further bits will be appearing the future. A little encouragement wouldn't hurt, either!
Dungeons and Drabbles: Wooden Horses
"We could build a wooden 'orse."
"Whot are ye gabbin' 'bout?"
"A wooden 'orse. We could build one."
"Are ye daft? 'Ow d'ye fink we'll build a wooden 'orse wifout no wood?"
"Or a straw 'orse."
Pintel growled in annoyance, giving serious consideration to introducing Ragetti's empty head to the jail wall. Fortunately for the thin pirate, such an act would have involved more energy than Pintel was willing to expend at the moment. He settled for an eye roll and a gruff, "Yer an idiot."
"Whot? It worked fer the Trojans."
"Tha's because they was Trojans an' not pirates in a bloody cell waitin' t'be hanged! Now keep yer fool mouth shut an' let me do the finkin'."
Ragetti lowered his head and fell silent, trying his best not to think.