A/n- Well I was bored so I started writing this. Sorry but this isn't really a romance thing it's more of just humor. Yes this is before Sasuke left. After this moronic story I'm going to right the Lee v. Neji. Remember this makes no sense in the time line so enjoy!

Every ninja in Kohana was talking about the annual Kohana Dance. All the men getting ready to ask the women out, and even then young genin were getting ready.

Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura were fussing about who Uchiha Sasuke was going to ask.

"Of course he's not going to ask you out Sakura." "What are you talking about Ino! He knows me better." Sakura hollored back with the creepy veins coming out of her forehead.

"Shut up fore-head girl! For God's sake you have pink hair. You look like a high school drop out that works at a fast food resturaunt like the ramen bar. On the other hand I look like umm a good looking person." Ino smirked back stupidly.

"Nice vocabulary Ino." Sakura said back with sarcasm. Before either one of them said anything else they were in a rumble.

Naruto was taking a walk to the ramen bar until he saw a poster on the street. Naruto began to read,

Kohana annual dance! September 1.

"What? There having a dance and I didn't know about it!" Naruto then ran up to a random person walking on the street and asked, "How long has that poster been up there?"

The man replied back, "About 3 months."

"WHAT! I've been walking by that poster for 3 months and I still didn't realize it." Naruto screached with his hands on his face.

Shikamaru and Chouji were also walking down the street and saw Naruto screaming his head off with everyone looking at him.

"Should we go see whats wrong with Naruto." Chouji asked while carring a bag of chips.

"Sure, why not." Shikamaru replied back.

"Hey Naruto, uhh is the ramen bar closed today or something, beecause your kinda in the middle of a street screaming." Shikamaru asked.

"Shikamaru! Chouji! Do you guys know about this dance thing!"

"Yeah, remember we told you about it when the poster first came up.

Flashback

"Hey Naruto, who are you planning to ask to the dance?"

"Wahhh! The ramen shops closed today!"

end flashback

"What? I don't remember this." Naruto said with his idiodic face.

"You should have been smart like us, we planned ahead for this. I already asked Temari from the sand village..

"Yeah and I'm either going to ask my mom or just go by myself and eat the free food." Chouji said .

Then an akward silence came and everyone stared at chouji.

"Well uhh anyways I have to go ask Sakura! Bye!" Naruto yelled out while running down the street.

Shino and Kiba were now walking back from a D-ranked mission talking about who they were going to ask.

"I'm thinking about asking Hinata, what about you Kiba."

"I'm not for sure, probably your older sister." Kiba replied

"What!" Shino yelled angirly.

"Uhh I mean I'm going to ask…" Kiba tried to think of something quick but the only thing now he could think og to say was

"..Your mom" Kiba then froze while shikamaru got even argrier. Now they were also in a rumble.

Now it's Sasuke's turn. Sasuke was in his apartment quietly talking of the consequences of asking everybody.

"If I ask Sakura, Ino might slice my head off in jealousy. If I ask Ino, Sakura might also slice my head off in jealousy. If I ask Shino's sister…" Before Sasuke could finish talkiong to himself Shino came in and got into a rumble with Sasuke.

To be continued.