A/n- Wow I'm getting absolutely no hits at all. Anyone know a way to get more, that would be helpful.

After Sasuke, and Kiba got beat up by Shino, we find Lee, Neji, and Tenten training.

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After they finished their three second training Lee and Neji were walking back together.

"So, who do you plan on taking to the dance Neji?" Lee asked while noticing all they posters on the wall.

"I don't know, maybe myself."

"HAHA! Good one Neji! But now, seriously, who are you planning to take?" Lee yelled out then went back to his normal voice.

"Umm…myself." He answered back.

"Ok Neji, it's getting old, who are you going to take out?"

"Myself God damnit!"

"Uhh ok…" Lee replied while Neji wanted to kill him…again.

After Neji cooled down for a while he asked Lee the same question.

Lee replied, "Sakura of course! I mean who else has a butt that big."

Neji stared at Lee for a second until Lee said, "Uhh I mean uhh she's beautiful! That's why."

DUN DUN DUN! Lee's true feelings for Sakura appeared! We now know Lee is a true guy!

Naruto found Sakura buying some fruit at a nearby store. Naruto got ready to make his move but just as he did he saw Lee running towards her. 'No, I must beat Lee to her!'

They both now were sprinting now to her. They were now right next to eachother, head to head. When they finally got to her, they forgot to stop. SLAM

Naruto and Lee both got up from the collision and noticed Sakura was still lying there,… dead like. Lee went up and poked her and she twitched a little. They both stared at her a little and figured out she was unconcious. They started whistling and walking to the side until they got far away enough and started sprinting again.

Young ninjas weren't the only ones getting ready. Jiraiya got in a suit and was ready to "act" like a gentleman so he could get Tsunade to go with him.

Jiraiya knocked on the door to the hokage tower and was pumped!

Two minuets later.

"Please go with me! I beg of you!" Jiraiya screamed on his knees next to Tsunade.

"For the last time no! For God's sake." She screamed looking at the old pervert.

"Fine be that way, but I always have another plan!"

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Jiraiya went up to the ramen bar and found Naruto eating his miso ramen.

"This is the best plan I evre thought of, if this doesn't work it's off to Shino's mom!"

Then a dark shadow came behind him and it was Shiba(Shino's father.)

"Oh……crap!"

After Jiraiya said that a swarm of bugs mugged him.