A/n- Oh my freaking God! Lol this took so long to update (for me anyways) sorry I've had a ton of soccer. Okay here I go.

Chapter 5

All ready two people were set for the dance. Neji and Shikamaru. Neji was going with… well himself, and Shikamaru was going with Temari, or was he? DUN DUN DUN!

Shikamaru just got bad news. Temari had a month long mission with Kankuro and Gaara. So now only Neji was ready…still creepy.

Shikamaru was walking to Chouji's hopuse to tell Chouji what a drag this was. Shikamaru reached to Chouji's house and found Chouji staring at his mom on a chair, and on the chair next to her a bag of chips.

"Uh Chouji, what are you doing?" Shikamaru asked.

"I'm trying to decide who I should take to the dance."

"You meen your mom and a bag of chips…" Shikamaru said while slaping himself on his face staring at his stupid friend.

"Yeah whats wrong with that! Anyways why are you here!" Chouji fired back trying not to look like a complete dunce.

"Well Temari has a week long mission so…" Shikamaru started to say until chouji interupted.

"What are you talking about, in the Sand-village it's party month."

"What? Damn that Temari!" Shikamaru yelled out until Chouji interupted again,

"She's most likely already in a men's strip club throwing dollars at them."

"AHHHHHHH! You've got to be kidding me!" Shikamaru screamed.

Then Shikamaru started to shake. "Hey why are you shaking Shikamaru?"

Then Shikamaru Put both hands on his head and started to scream,

"BAD IMAGES! BAD IMAGES!" Right after that Chouji also started shaking.

"DAMN YOU SHIKAMARU! NOW I HAVE BAD IMAGES TOO!"

A hour later after Shikamaru and Chouji were paranoid, they finally got the images of naked male's out of their head( Now as the author I have BAD IMAGES! DAMN MYSELF)

"Wait Shikamaru, I have an idea!"

"What could this be an idea of? Let m,e guess," Shikamaru them did a voice mimicking Chouji's voice saying, "Let's have chips!"

"Shut up! It's not that this time. How about you go with my mom and I'll go with a bag of chips, then my mom wont have hurt feelings." Chouji continued with a big smile on his face.

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of you bastard!"

"But it would work!" Chouji exclaimed while raising both of his eyebrows twice.

Meanwhile Sasuke was in his apartment hiding in a box.

'I'm so scared! Ino and Sakura threatened to get their dad's to beat the crap out of me if I don't ask them out. Crap why do I have to be uber-sexy' Sasuke thought while hugging his knees in his box.

Just then Sasuke's box flew up and Sasuke's first sight was Yamanaka Inoichi(Ino's father) and a tall man with pink hair.

Inoichi shoved Sasuke to the wall. Sasuke was scared until he took a look at Sakura's dad.

"HAHAHA! You've got to be kidding me! You are the homiest homo I'ne ever seen, you gay , gaying…."

Just as Sasuke was about to finish his some what of a dissage Mr. Haruno Beat the living crap out of Sasuke.

First Shino broke Sasuke's arm, now Mr. Haruno broke Sasuke's legs.

To be continued

A/n- haha, I like that chapter. And I know Sakura's father was mentioned once but never seen but I wanted to use him anyways… in my own way.

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