A/N: Thank you to the two reviewers! XD I love ya! This piece is also vague San/Na.
To bishieluv: ... XD Get your mind out of the gutter!
Renegade Woozel: Interesting idea. Might think about that.
Disclaimer: -sigh- Misa no own One Piece.
Zoro slumped on the floor, mystified. He knew he was drunk yesterday, but fucking Sanji? That couldn't have been true.
-Flashback-
Zoro rolled over, finally awake, to see someone else in his bed. Blonde hair. Curly eyebrow. Irritating face. Guess who?
"Kuso. What the fuck happened here?"
A hand stretched out to grab his own, and pulled him into the body opposite him. The mouth embraced his own in a passionate kiss, which Zoro tried to free himself from repeatedly.
A glimmer of light caught his eye. The swordsman's eyes followed the path, to see a silver band with an emerald mounted on top. On Sanji's hand.
-End Flashback-
From behind the door, Nami giggled silently.
'I always knew this would work,' she thought to herself as she turned away from the corner.