A/n-Okay I'm getting a little more reviews which is a good start. Yes I realize this is the most random story ever but yeah you've got to admit it's funny. Okay also, anyone here any good rumors about the filler about to be done?
After getting beat up by Shiba (Shino's father), Jaraiya continued with his mega ultra plan. When at his house he shut all the blinds, and pulled down all his curtains. He grabbed a scroll with the words 'secret plan' on it. He also grabbed a…..playboy.
After looking at his playboy, he put unrolled his scroll out on his kitchen table.
First there was a number one on it had a picture of Jaraiya and Naruto. Its descriptions for number one was
'Get Naruto to do you a favor'
Then number two came up. Its description was,
'Get Naruto to perform his ninja centerfold jutsu and then take him to the dance.'
After that there was no more numbers.
"Hehehe." He laughed while blushing.
Here is a special News report! Kiba will be unconscious for a month so he will miss the dance!
Now were back.
After Sakura had her 'incident'
Naruto was running back to his apartment.
"Damn it! Why did I have to have so much ramen broth! I need to piss!" He said sprinting with dust coming out of the ground because he was going so fast.
"I see it! Only a few more seconds!" He said now almost tearing because of how bad he needed to pee.
Right about when Naruto was about get to his door he heard a small voice.
"Na-Naruto?"
It was Hinata right by a tree near his apartment.
'Damn why now!' Naruto thought while twitching.
"Umm Naruto I-I…"
'GET THE CRAP ON WITH IT' Naruto screamed in his mind until he remembered something.
'OH NO! I forgot to wear underwear today! Man if she keeps me here any longer I'm gunna have to piss my pants! And if that happens the pee will go right down my legs to the ground!' He continued to panic in his mind while Hinata was still fidgeting.
"I-I want to ask if you w-would like to…"
PISSSSSSS
'OH NO! I can't stop pissing…but I feels awesome. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' Naruto thought as a big pee stain was not on his pants, plus pee hit the ground so there was a puddle next to him.
"Oh my freaking God! You freaking pissed yourself!" Hinata screamed.
"Wait did you just scream?" Naruto asked completely forgetting about the pee, which was still coming out.
Before Naruto could get an answer Hinata already ran away.
"Umm, oops." Naruto said while he was still peeing.
Now Naruto's pants were completely wet. Yeah, that's right, every single part of his pants.
"Stop peeing! Stop it, stop it, stop it!" He cried. Then, enraged, he punched his "weenie" as hard as he could.
"OH MY GOD, IT HURTS LIKE HELL! WHY'D I DO THAT?" Naruto screamed while on the ground holding his balls.
To be continued
A/n- well I realize most of you guys are like "I waited that long for that freaking small chapter, you suck!" But I only have two free days in the week(Monday and wensday) so I try. Thanks for reading!