A/N: -claps- w00t! We've already reached over 1000 hits! Let's see if we can get some reviews with these! -puppy eyes-
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. There.
Five hours. That was the longest Zoro and Sanji had ever gone without fighting. About who was smartest, about who was stronger, about who was sexiest.
But at this time, it was about who was on top.
"Stupid ero-cook. Just give up already!"
"Baka swordsman, fucking hell, I'm not the girl!"
"Well, I don't fucking look like one!"
Sanji was about to speak, as a pair of warm lips touched his. His shout was forgotten as the two screwed into the night.
The next morning, as Sanji got up to start breakfast, he checked the time.
"Five hours and fifty-one seconds," he said, shaking his head. "That's got to be a record."