A/N: This is a bit OOC for Zoro, but Italian was the only 'I' thing I could think of. And of course, then I realised about I Love You. -sighs- Baka. -hits self on head-
Disclaimer: If One Piece was mine, guess who would be snogging.
"Italian? What!" Zoro yelled.
"It's for my Nami-san and Robin-chan, you baka swordsman!" Sanji shouted right back.
"Who could love that wench?"
"I do!" Sanji screamed passionately, defending his Nami.
At that, Zoro stopped abruptly, and looked at his shoes. His face downcast, he walked to the mast where he promptly went to sleep.
Sanji cocked an eyebrow. Why was Zoro acting like this? he wondered. Walking over to were the First Mate was slumbering peacefully, Sanji spotted a few wet spots on his dark green pants.
Zoro was murmuring in his sleep. Bending down to hear the swordsman, he could pick up three distinct words. I, love, and Sanji. Sanji grinned, as he planted a chaste kiss on the marimo's lips, before walking away.