Disclaimer: Stephanie belongs to me. All else belongs to our beloved Supreme Author, Eoin Colfer.

Here ya go…the latest installment of Arty on a sugar high! (grin)

Holly's Attempt at Payback

"Of course I remember Stephanie," said Artemis, looking up at his bodyguard with wide, hurt eyes. "She was my bestest friend ever in kindergarten!"

Butler took a moment to force himself not to say, And the only friend who's a girl you've ever had. Except Holly, that is. He was about to say something else when he was interrupted by Artemis.

"Holly, why are you laughing so hard?" the boy inquired.

Holly stopped laughing. "You recognize me?" she asked, looking relieved.

Artemis nodded.

"Good," said the elf. "Now, let's get you some dirt and flowers."

"WHAT?"

She smiled wickedly and left the room. Her voice came floating back down the corridor.

"Well, you did tell us you were a flowerpot!"

A/N: 120 words. A bit too long, but...oh well...

Let us now take a moment to explore the question, why should you review?

The facts:

Reviewing makes the author happy.

Happy authors write more.

Readers want the author to write more.

The answer: Review to make me happy so I'll write more!

Oh, and one reply (I usually reply personally, but this person was anonymous and I want to answer their question. Everyone else would do well to pay attention too, though):

amshiga: Yes, I am starting an I Hate Minerva club (and thanks to anyone who's been spreading the word!) Glad you asked! As soon as I get it started, you are most definitely welcome to join! The club is for anyone and everyone! It might be a while before it's ready, but hopefully not too long. Anywho…Yes, definitely a stupid French blonde girl…(shudders) As for your fic…by all means, write it! And I like the second idea…(evil grin) Also, once I have the site up I'm open to Minerva!bashing fanfics as well, so if at some point you do write the fic and decide you want it on the site, I might put it on. (Warning: Try not to let the rating slip above PG (K+) or I might not be able to put it on the site…just depends on what it's rated for. I am planning to personally filter all fics that go on)

Anywho…to anyone who's interested, please watch out on my fics and I'll let everyone know when the club is started. I'll also put a notice on my profile, and if you have a account, if you let me know you're interested, I'll PM you! (I might also PM everyone who has me on favorite author or author alert…we'll see…)

Soooo…yup!

BANZAI!

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