Non-cannon special time!

"Papa!" Nana cries out as she runs to hug Kurama. His work often kept him, so Nana rarely got to see her father figure. "How was work?" She asks.

"It was... frustrating." Kurama says as he holds his head as if he has a headache. "The people I work with can be idiots sometimes. Sekine keeps using the Diclonius for target practice when he's not supposed to, Hideki and Yunnsa insist on leaving candy wrappers in my office when they're working in there, the report Saito gave me is riddled with spelling errors, and #31 keeps on touching her-"

"Papa! Do you want me to punish these people?" Nana asks.

"No Nana. I just need to relax." Kurama sighs.

"I know who can help you with that!" Nana exclaims before hurrying off.

Elsewhere in the Maple inn

"I didn't know at the time! I said I was sorry!" Tucker exclaims. Currently he was in an argument with Mayu. "How was I supposed to know you were using the hot spring!"

"Its called knocking! Its not exactly new!" Mayu fumes.

"Sorry. In Blood Gulch, we didn't really have doors. I'm not really used to knocking." Tucker sighs. "I'm really sorry Mayu." Nana walks into the room.

"Tucker, I need your help." She says before dragging Tucker away by the hand.

"Okay! Okay! What do you want?" Tucker asks.

"Papas having a hard time! Please help him relax!" Nana begs.

"No need to state it like that." Tucker says. "But sure I'll help. I know just what to do to relax."

"Thank you, Tucker!" Nana cries as she hugs him.

"No problem, just tell your papa to get ready to go out. I'll gather some other people." Tucker says as he returns the hug.

"Okay! Thank you so much!" Nana exclaims. She's still hugging him.

"Alright, I'm gonna go prepare." Tucker prys Nana off of himself. "Tell him to be ready at 6:30." He says as he leaves.

Tucker gathered the crew and met up with Kurama at the doorway of the Maple inn. The crew consisted of Simmons and Kouta.

"Where are you taking me?" Kurama asks.

"Why do you have to say it like that?" Tucker asks. "You make it sound like I'm kidnapping you."

"Fine, where are we going." Kurama rephrases.

"You'll see." Tucker says as he leads the group out of the inn.

"He didn't tell me where we were going either." Kouta whispers to Kurama and Simmons.

"Knowing Tucker, its probably a strip club." Simmons whispers.

"That is NOT how I relax." Kurama states.

"Whats with the armour?" Kouta asks.

"What?" Simmons asks.

"We're going out for what I assume is a night on the town, but you and Tucker still have your armour on. Like the galaxy is about to attack you or something." Kouta states.

"What do you mean?" Simmons asks.

"Why don't you guys just take your armour off?" Kouta asks.

"Umm..." Simmons drones on.

"We're more recognizable with the armour." Tucker states.

"I'm also nervous about people seeing my face." Simmons whimpers.

"And it covers our faces." Tucker agrees. "Chicks dig mysteries.

"We haven't started and I already regret coming with all of you." Kurama states in his usual tone of voice.

"Well we're here, so its to late to turn back." Tucker informs.

Red base: Another dimension

Meanwhile, Sarge is busy with his own guest.

"So... you wanna look at red team armoury?" He asks his guest.

"Thats what I've been saying for the last five minutes." Bando tells him with hostility.

"Well, I won't allow any dirty blues to step inside red base!" Sarge acclaims. "You have to prove to me your more red than blue." Bando whips out his pistol and cocks it.

"If you want me to these blues your talking about, I'll do it. Just point me in the direction and I'll blow his fucking brains out." Bando says.

"... Ha ha! I knew you were red!" Sarge exclaims.

"Thats all it took." Bando deadpans.

"Alright, come inside and look at all the death dealers we got stored up." Sarge exclaims.

"Oh, hell yeah." Bando smiles.

Back with the Tucker squad

"Your idea of relaxing is hanging out at a bar?" Kurama questions. Currently the four were sitting at a four seater table with their drinks already served.

"Yeah. Get drunk and pick up chicks." Tucker says. "And if we're lucky, we'll get laid."

"I'm not looking for a woman, and even if I was, I wouldn't look in a bar." Kurama states.

"Aw, come on. Loosen up a bit." Tucker says as he takes a sip from his drink.

"Well, there is no school tomorrow. Might as well." Kouta says before taking a sip of his own drink. "Good thing Nyu and Yuka aren't here."

"Why is that a good thing?" Kurama asks.

"Last time I drank with the two, they had the female equivalent of a dick measuring contest." Kouta informs.

"Oh, God. What did they do?" Simmons asks.

"They both stripped bare naked and had me judge who's boobs where bigger." Kouta says. 'Note to self, take Nyu and Yuka drinking sometime.' Tucker thinks to himself.

"That must have been awkward." Simmons says.

"It was even more so when Kaede woke up in the middle of it, completely sober." Kouta further explains.

"Was it when you were in the middle of you sizing Yuka up? Did she slap you?" Tucker laughs.

"No it was when Nyu forced me to size HER up." Kouta answers. "And she just kept pretending to be Nyu. She wasn't a very good actor."

"Dude, you are lucky to have two girls fall head over heals for you. You don't NEED to pick up chicks when you have them." Tucker says. "I wish I was that lucky."

"No you don't." Kouta simply states.

"Whatever. Simmons, any embarrassing stories to share?" Tucker asks the maroon soldier.

"Um... no." Simmons Squeaks.

"Why did we even bring you along?" Tucker asks him.

"Your options were me, Grif, Donut, and Caboose." Simmons reminds him.

"I get Donut and Caboose, but why not bring Grif along?" Kouta asks. "He enjoys alcohol and is a pretty chill guy to hang out with."

"Cause Grif's fat, and women are turned off when a guy who brings a fat friend along with him." Tucker says.

"This whole trip wasn't to help me relax." Kurama states. "Its just an excuse for you to try and knock up a women. We're your wingmen. Am I wrong?"

"Well... not entirely." Tucker informs him. "We are here to help you blow off some steam. We're also gonna pick up women on the side."

"I want it noted that he doesn't speak for us." Kouta brings up.

"I see." Kurama simply states.

"Right. Step one: stop acting so stiff." Tucker tells him. "Take a sip of your drink, thats usually how we start these things."

"If it'll end this night faster." Kurama says before taking a sip of his drink. "What now?" Kurama then face plants into the table and doesn't get back up.

"What happened?" Kouta worriedly asks.

"Did we kill him? Nana's gonna be so pissed." Simmons adds.

"Calm down, I didn't kill him." Tucker explains. "I just spiked his drink. Might have overdone it."

"Why would you do that?" Simmons exclaims.

"He seemed like the kinda guy who's impossible to get relaxed. Real stick up the ass person, you know what I mean." Tucker states. "Also, Bow chicka bow wow."

"Should have expected something like this to happen." Simmons sighs.

"Uh guys, I think he's awake." Kouta says. Kurama's face is still firmly planted on the table.

"Uh... Kurama... buddy? ... you okay?" Simmons asks.

"Haha *sob* I've made a terrible mistake." He sobs.

"Uh... what?" Kouta asks.

"My job... why did Kakuzawa have to sweet talk me into it. Everything was going great until I got my job." Kurama says as he lifts his face from the table.

"Oh no. He's not gonna stop until he finishes the story." Tucker sighs.

"What now?" Kouta asks.

Meanwhile at Maple inn

"Por fin. Paz y tranquilidad" Lopez sighs as he leans back on one of the walls on the outside of the inn, looking at the stars. Unfortunately, this peace isn't mean't to last. He soon felt someone poking him. "Mierda" He sighs. He looks to find a girl with short pink hair and horns coming out of her head. Her magenta eyes looked upon the Spanish robot with curiosity.

"The mean red person said you are a robot which is an entirely mechanical person." Nana states. "Like my replacement limbs. I can't feel them, but when I touched you, you responded meaning you could feel it. How?"

"Tengo sensores sensoriales avanzados que me permiten sentirme como lo haría cualquier persona. Por supuesto, puedo apagarlos para no sentir dolor." Lopez explains.

"Can you teach me?" Nana asks, assuming what he said could be taught.

"Si. Puedo enseñarte a usar una parte que no tienes." Lopez sarcastically replies. Nana looks at him with amazment.

"I don't understand. I need to be a better student." Nana says with determination.

"*sigh* Por qué me molesto en hablar con una chica que apenas entiende su propio idioma?" Lopez mutters to himself.

"Could you say that again? I think I almost got it." Nana says.

Back with team Tucker

Once Kurama finished his life's story, he fell flat on his back and passed out.

"Damn. We didn't even do anything yet." Tucker complains.

"I think we should let him sleep it off." Kouta suggests.

"Yeah. Lets carry him back to the inn." Simmons agrees. "What are we gonna tell Nana when he sees him in this state though?"

"We'll tell her Kurama felt so relaxed he fell asleep." Kouta explains. "She'll believe us, trust me."

"Sounds good." Simmons agrees as he and Kouta pick Kurama up.

"Wait! The nights not over." Tucker says.

"It is for us." Simmons says as he and Kouta take Kurama out.

"Don't let that stop you from enjoying yourself though." Kouta calls back. The three are gone.

"Sir, your bill." The server says as he hands Tucker said bill.

"Oh, fuckberries." Tucker curses. He didn't have to look at it to know he couldn't pay this. He was always broke.

Hope you liked this non canon special. Its to make up for me not being able to think up a good Easter themed special. If you have an idea for these kinds of skits, I'd like to hear them. Even if its a small idea, I'll see if I can make a full chapter of it. After all, theres only so many skits I can think up.