Cold. Thats what Kaede felt when she woke up. Just cold. Opening her eyes she was greeted with an unfamiliar concrete room with nothing but the bomb inside. The bomb! She looks away from it to find-

"Blablarg!" Something greets her up close to her face. Kaede jumped backward at the surprise.

"What the hell!" She instinctively screams. Getting a better look at it, the creature had dark skin with scales (maybe? Kaede wasn't sure.) it stood on two legs but they were weirdly shaped. Like that of a dogs back legs. It had three, long, spindly fingers, and was coated in some kind of blue armour. At first, Kaede thought it was an animal she had never seen before, but the armour made her think it had some intelligence.

"Blarg blarg honk." The thing says to her. "Ho-honk." He says before leaving the room.

"What... was that..." Kaede asks herself,

"That was the alien moron." Said an unfamiliar voice. "So, you can speak properly but at the cost of your memory? Some super power." Kaede didn't like this person.

"Who are you." She firmly asks. "Were are you?"

"Over here you dumb bitch." The voice replies. "On the ground. I'm Andy the bomb."

"Did Nyu do drugs?" Kaede asked herself. If Nyu ate some kind of hallucinogen, then wouldn't she be affected by it to? Kaede thought.

"What, you got a multiple personality disorder or something. If she did, that would explain why you wouldn't say anything except your name like a fricken Pokemon." Andy scoffs.

"And how is a BOMB talking to me." Kaede says with a frown.

"You a bomb racist? For your information, I have a speech synthesizer. Thats how I talk." Andy explains.

"Hey Andy. Hey Andy." She hears Church whisper. Looking up, she finds his ghost looking at them through a hole a floor above them.

"Hehehey, look who's back! The dickhead!" Andy explains.

"Hey, up yours." Church shoots back.

"Church, whats going on?" Kaede asks.

"Kaede, thank God you're awake." Church whispers. "Long story short, theres an alien running around. We have to stop it. Do you know where it is?"

"Don't know. Last time I saw him he was halfway up your ass." Andy jokes before Kaede can respond.

"Is this bomb giving you a hard time?" Tex asks as she appears beside Church.

"Now theres two girls here. You both gonna have a crying contest." Andy retorts. Man, Kaede wanted to shut him up.

"Anyway, what did the alien do?" Kaede asks.

"Huh? There it is!" She hears Tucker yell. With that, Church and Tex went off running, shooting, and screaming.

"Hey, come back in! I think you're tiring him out!" Andy calls out. Kaede had to find the alien. She didn't know much of the situation and getting it through Andy would most likely prove to be a pointless and frustrating endeavour.

She saw Church's body nearby. Quickly looking over it, it looked undamaged. So the alien didn't attack Church, but scared him maybe, and by extension Tucker and Tex? She was certainly frightened when she first saw it. Maybe it was best to try to communicate with the thing, and if it was hostile she had her invisible arms at her disposal.

"Why're you so quite all of a sudden? Got a third personality who's mute?" Andy taunts.

"Shut the hell up." Kaede breathes.

"I knew you were a bomb racist." Andy retorts.

"No, but I don't take a liking to smug assholes." Kaede spits before creeping out of the room and into a hallway, keeping her eyes open for the alien. Wandering around for a bit, she couldn't find anyone. Did the alien run away or something? Maybe it was hiding from them?

"Kaede." She hears Church. He and Tex approach.

"I was looking for the alien. I couldn't find him around here." Kaede tells him.

"Doesn't matter. Beat it, we got this handled." Church tells her. Kaede frowns. Church was being more assholeish than normal.

"Way to talk to lady, there." Tex says to him in a flat tone.

"Oh, get off my back. Lets just get my body and get out of here." Church responds.

"Its just this way." Kaede leads them to the room with Church's body and Andy.

"Uh, well I think its better than your suggestion. Crouchosaurus?" She hears Caboose in the room.

"When did Caboose get in there?" Kaede asks.

"I dunno, we sent him off as bait for the alien." Tex tells her. The three enter the room

"Caboose, who're you talkin to- HOLY SHIT!" Church screams upon seeing the alien is also in the room.

"Blargh!" The alien responds.

"Stop!" Caboose begs. "He is my friend."

"Blargharg." The alien says.

"He is not going to eat anybody." Caboose tells them. Kaede knew it. The alien was just misunderstood, probably because of its strange appearance.

"Yeah. He thinks you guys stink to much to eat." Andy retorts.

"Can we just roll him somewhere and let him detonate?" Kaede asks to no one in particular.

"I outta roll up your ass and blow you up!" Andy shoots back.

"He thinks we stink?" Tex ignores Andy and Kaede's bickering.

"Blargh blargh." The alien affirms.

"It smells like someone set a fish on fire here." Tex continues.

"Largh?" The alien questions.

"Even if he does smell, can we not insult him?" Kaede asks. She knew all to well what it was like to have a group around you doing nothing but shouting insults at you.

"Yeah... thats not gonna work." Church says. "Caboose, what the fuck man, are you sure about this thing?"

"Absolutely, he has not tried to bite me at all." Caboose assures.

"Hnnk!" The alien exclaims.

"Since he bit me the first time." Caboose finishes. At least Caboose was nice to him. Was it a him or a her? Kaede couldn't tell and she didn't want to resort to calling the alien an it, so him would be fine for now. Tucker appeared and did not make the situation any better. Eventually, everyone got sick of the aliens blarghs and honks so Church went to see if Gary could be of assistance in translating.

"Hey Tucker, does is Church acting mean around you... more so than usual I mean?" Kaede asks.

"Uh, no. Normal assholeness." Tucker replies. "Why? He being more of an asshole to you?"

"It sure feels like it. I don't know why though. Did Nyu do something to him?" Kaede asks.

Flashback

Everyone was working their hardest to keep Andy calm. Nyu thought it looked fun so she decided to give it a try.

"How about I get some candles, would you like some candles, or some incense? How 'bout that?" Church asks.

"Nyu." Nyu calmly says to Church.

"What is it?" Church asks. Nyu takes his hand and plants it on her breast.

"Nyu..." She says. That had to be relaxing right? It was relaxing to her.

"Nyu, what the fuck are you doing?" Church asks. Nyus only response if to force him to squeeze it.

"Nyuuuu!" Nyu pleasurably cries out.

"Church... what are you doing to her when you're alone?" Tex accusingly asks.

"I'm not doing anything. She's making me do this." Church responds as he tries to pull his hand away, but Nyu's grip is surprisingly strong.

"Yeah. Sure. Ya pervert." Andy laughs. On the bright side, he isn't focusing on exploding.

Present

"She did what!" Kaede cries.

"Yeah, she had Church touch your boobs." Tucker says.

"What else has she been doing with my body!?" Kaede demands.

"You want me to list off everything from the past 3 years since she had been created?" Tucker questions.

"Ugh." Kaede facepalms at the thought.

"For starters, I think she using your body to masterbate." Tucker says. "Every time she comes out of the shower, it feels like she's been masterbating before she gets in. I dunno how far she's taken it, but-"

"On second thought, ignorance is bliss." Kaede stops him.

"Wha? Where is Church?" Caboose questions.

"He's been gone awhile, and your just now noticing he's gone?" Kaede questions.

"Wow, he's even more lagged behind than I thought." Tucker mutters. "Okay, Church is trying to get a translator. So we can talk to each other." He explains slowly.

"Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language, speaking slowly is not going to help." Church says, coming from behind them.

"What? I'm talking to Caboose." Tucker explains, turning to look at Church.

"Oh." Church responds.

"I don't understand. Are- are- are you hungry? Tucker are you hungry? Are you cold?" Caboose asks.

"What? No." Tucker quickly responds.

"Do you need a blanket? Tucker do you want hot dogs in a blanket?" Caboose asks.

"Damnit no, Caboose I'm not cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you and Nyu put mustard in my fucking sheets again I'm going to kill you." Tucker states.

"Tucker! I'm so sorry." Kaede gasps. Geez, what else had Nyu done.

"You don't need to apologize. I know you're not in control." Tucker states. "This dumbass on the other hand had to get us to teach Nyu that bedding and food DON'T go together. Church was really pissed once he found relish in his pillow.

"She was just following my good example." Caboose explains. "Anyway gargantuan alien, now that we have decided to keep you, you need a real name. I vote for Fluffy."

"Fluffy?" Tucker questions.

"Fluffy! The alien that only loves!" Caboose exclaims.

"He's got to have a real name. Why don't we just ask him?" Tucker suggests. "Hey alien dude, whats your name?" He points to himself. "I am Tucker." He points to Church. "This is Church." He points to Kaede. "This is Kaede... or Nyu depending on the time of day."

"Your just complicating things now." Kaede mutters to him. "Leave me out of the examples."

"Thats Bitch-pants Mccrabby." Tucker points to Tex.

"Hey!" Tex exclaims.

"Well thats what we call you." Tucker says. Kaede couldn't deny that.

"Not me, I call you Miss. Mccrabby." Caboose says.

"Thanks." Tex sighs.