"Church? You're telling me that thing is Church?" Tucker asks with disbelief.
"Well, not exactly. See um, technically, ah, this thing, is ah just a memory of Church. Um, his name is Epsilon." Caboose answers.
"Nyu?" Nyu asks. She was confused. Caboose just said he was Church, but he also wasn't Church and was this Epsilon person. When he goes to sleep does he become Epsilon like how when she goes to sleep she becomes Kaede?
"Epsiwhatsawhat?" Tucker questions.
"Me! Dip shit!" Church exclaims.
"Uh yeah, see he's a resident memory of the guy that Church was based on? So, he's kind of like remembering himself." Caboose explains. "Eh, Simmons can explain. You know much better than I can. Probably."
This was all confusing to Nyu. All she understood was Church was back but he wasn't Church.
"Sounds like I have another reason to be glad Simmons isn't here." Grif says.
"Wait, I thought he was Simmons." Church says, looking at Sarge.
"He's Sarge. Su-u-arrguh. Uh." Caboose clarifies.
"I'm confused, not deaf you idiot. Who's the yellow one?" Church asks.
"I'm not yellow, I'm orange!" Grif exclaims.
"Yeah? Then how'd you know who I was talking about?" Church challenges.
"How come he remembers us, but not who we are?" Tucker asks.
"Why does everything think I'm yellow? Seriously! Didn't anyone have a box of crayons when they were a kid?" Grif questions.
"Nyu!" Nyu hands him a box of crayons.
"See! Nyu, what colour am I?" Grif asks. Nyu looks at the box as if its challenging her. She then looks to Grif. The dessert was offing her colour to her, she honestly couldn't tell what colour he was. So being her, she took a guess in good faith.
"Nyu!" She presents him with the yellow crayon.
"God damn it!" Grif exclaims.
"Nyu." Nyu says, mood now down. She messed up again.
"Getting that aside, quick quiz, who am I?" Tucker asks Church.
"You're Captain Flowers, right? You're dead. I've been meaning to ask you about that part, is he a zombie?" Church asks. Nyu is confused. Who is Captain Flowers, and why would Church think Tucker was him?
"Uh huh, who is he?" Tucker asks with an unimpressed tone.
"He's Grif. Which is spelled with two Fs." Church explains.
"God damn it! Thats another thing!" Grif complains.
"Caboose was very specific about that second F." Church says.
"Yeah, And what about the Red guy?" Tucker questions.
"Well, if he's not Simmons, then I guess he's Sarge. That would make him the gruff and regimented leader of the red team." Church answers.
"That actually seems pretty-"
"Just give him one more second." Tucker interrupts Sarge.
"Which would also make him, the captain of their pirate ship." Church finishes.
"There it is." Tucker says.
"Nyu!" Nyu exclaims, feeling left out. "Nyu?" Nyu points to herself.
"Yes, and you are Mew. The half girl, half cat with a sister that looks exactly like you." Church answers. "But you're never at the same place at the same time."
"Okay, enough. Don't give the girl any wrong ideas." Tucker says as he recognizes Nyu's thinking face.
"Church! Wait!" Caboose exclaims as he Nyu, and Tucker chase Church after he floated away from them all of a sudden.
"Wait? I can't wait, I'm moving on my own. Which I realize doesn't make sense when I say it out loud." Church explains. He suddenly stops. "Oh hey look, I figured out how to stop!"
"Wow, you figured out how to not move? You're a genius." Tucker remarks.
"Oh check this out, I can go backwards too. Zoop!" Church exclaims before heading backwards.
"Oh, well now you're just bragging." Tucker responds.
"Well its important to me, asshole." Church shoots back.
"I'm impressed. I can't go backwards." Caboose says.
"Nyu." Nyu says to herself thoughtfully. She never thought to try walking backwards. She took one step back before taking another. Smiling that she too could go backwards, she walked back to the others. "Nyu!" She exclaims.
"Looks like you aren't special anymore, Church. Someone else has already learned the trade." Tucker says.
"Shut up." Church responds. "I'm gonna look though the files or database in here. Give me a second."
"Yeah, rooting around in your brain seems like a great idea when you've barely figured out how to move on you're own." Tucker says. Caboose then whispers to Tucker about something of a repressed memory. It was all stuff Nyu didn't understand, but she listened to it anyway until Church interrupted.
"Man, there is a lot of functions here. I can't figure out what a tenth of these even do." He says.
"Is nap a function?" Caboose asks. "Cause thats my favorite-oh! Also, eat ice cream."
"Nyu!" Nyu agrees.
"This is so stupid." Tucker mutters.
"Ah you're right, technically that is just a subroutine of just plain eat." Caboose agrees. A large boom from outside causes Nyu to shrink into herself in fear.
"I wish those guys would just give up!" Tucker shouts.
"Oh hey, here we go. What does this do?" Church says as he activates something. His eye then projects something onto the wall.
"What is this? Some kind of training film?" Tucker questions.
"Yeah, I guess." Church answers as they watch.
"I love movies. Do you have Kramer vs. Kramer in there?" Caboose asks.
"Nyu?" Nyu asks.
"Oh, you'll love it Nyu. Its a good movie." Caboose answers.
"I think its teaching me how to interact with guys like-" Church is interrupted when the ball thing on the screen, much like Churches body, lasers someone in the film.
"Oh ho ho holy shit!" Tucker exclaims.
"Wow! I can do that? I wanna do that, how do I do that?" Church frantically asks.
"Was that a laser? That was fucking awesome!" Tucker exclaims.
"I gotta figure out how to do that!" Church exclaims.
"No! I told you guys not to touch anything. And now you're in some floating crap, who knows what that thing could do? Don't go just turning stuff on."
"Eee- whats that? I'm gonna try like huuuu-uuu." Church grunts as he tries to activate his laser.
"Nyuuuuuu!" Nyu screams as she pushes Tucker away and enters Church's vision. She then fearfully cowers into herself, expecting to be shot with the laser. Tucker is touched by Nyu's willingness to sacrifice herself for him.
"Dude, don't shoot our own guys for fucks sake!" Tucker yells.
"I don't see whats wrong with it." Caboose brings up.
"Of coarse you wouldn't." Tucker sighs.
"Fine. Maybe if I can access my long term memories, I can figure out how all these functions work." Church says.
"Uh oh, yeah I don't know, see ah I think that maybe that sounds like a bad idea. And uh I don't know if I would go-" Caboose is interrupted by the sound of a click.
"Uh oh." Church uh ohs.
"Nyu?" Nyu says with concern.
"What happened?" Caboose asks.
"Crap." Church says. "Instead of turning on my long term memory, I think I just shut off my short term memory."
"Oh. is that bad?" Caboose asks.
"...huh? Is what bad?" Church asks.
"You're memory thing getting shut off." Caboose answers.
"Who shut off my memory?" Church asks.
"You did." Caboose answers.
"I did what?" Church asks.
"Shut off your memory." Caboose answers.
"Why do you want me shut off my memory?" Church asks.
"No, its already shut off." Caboose clarifies.
"What is?" Church asks.
"You're memory." Caboose answers.
"Yeah what about it?" Church asks.
"Wow, well this is a drastic improvement." Tucker mutters. "Hey you!"
"Me?" Church questions.
"Yes you. Don't touch anything else, or try to activate other computer stuff." Tucker demands.
"...are you gonna answer him?" Church questions. A loud boom interrupted the two and caused Nyu to let out a little whimper.
"Did you hear that!" Caboose exclaims.
"Nyu!" Nyu responds.
"Oh crap!" Tucker says.
"Oh mu God, what are we yelling about?" Church demands.
"I think they busted into the temple." Tucker answers.
"Oh fuck, that sounds bad wheres the temple?" Church asks.
"Nyu." Nyu points down.
"Its under us? That means... Sorry, was I saying something?" Church asks. Nyu sighs, not at Church's memory loss, but at being misunderstood again.
"Jesus Christ, don't let him talk to me anymore." Tucker sighs.
"Okay, don't talk to him." Church and Caboose say to each other.
"No talk!" Nyu says at the same time to both of them.
"These... kids are gonna kill me one way or the other." Tucker mutters as he walks away.