Sugar freak- Wow! I was really shocked with the response to this story! This was only gonna be a one-shot but so many of you want me to write more of it so here you go! I'm bored and hyper right now any way…

And I STILL don't own Inuyasha…my evil plans keep failing…

CHAPTER 2

Lord Pink-n-fluffy meets Bob

"Why do you hate pink so much my lord? It is a WONDERFUL color! Why would any one hate it?" asked Jaken

"Ok look…for the LAST time…pink is NOT wonderful! PINK IS BAD!" yelled Lord Pink-n-fluffy

"I wonder where that evil unicorn came from…" said Rin

"UNICORNS ARE NOT EVIL!" shrieked Jaken

"I don't know where it came from but who ever is responsible for this shall pay!" screamed Lord Pink-n-fluffy

"Um…excuse me? Mr. Pink demon?" asked a random voice

"WHO EVER YOU ARE I'M NOT A PINK DEMON!" yelled Lord Pink-n-fluffy

"Whaaaa! I'm sorry! Forgive me but you do look…pink…" said the confused voice

"Grrrrrr…" Growled Lord Pink-n-fluffy, "Who are you any way?"

"Oh forgive me! My name is Bob! I'm the rock that you're currently stepping on!" said Bob cheerfully

Lord Pink-n-fluffy looked down at the rock he was stepping on.

It had googly eyes glued on it and a mouth drawn with Permanent marker.

"AHHHHH! THE ROCK TALKS! IT'S SCAREY!" squealed Jaken

"But master Jaken, you weren't scared of that evil unicorn…I think that was A LOT scarier then Bob." Pointed out Rin

"NO! UNICORNS ARE OUR FRIENDS! THEY LOVE US ALL!" yelled Jaken

"ARE NOT!" Rin yelled back

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

"Um…I don't know if it matters but I think unicorns are pure evil." Said Bob

"But why!" demanded Jaken

"Well…" said Bob, "Let me start at the beginning…"

Then Bob began to tell them his entire life story…

"One day I was sitting on the ground, like all normal rocks do, and then a little girl by the name of Billy picked me up and threw me at her little brother Susie. Susie caught me and for some reason this young boy named Susie really liked rocks. Susie took me home and made me a nice bed of fluffy pillows and named me Bob…"

"Um…Do you have a point?" asked Lord Pink-n-fluffy

"Yes I do now please just listen. Now…I was happy with Susie for a long time. We were the bestest of friends! Susie glued these eyes on to me and he gave me this mouth! Then one day, Billy snuck into Susie's room and kidnapped me!"

"Don't you mean 'rocknapped'?" asked Rin

"ARRGGG! Don't interrupt me! Now…After Billy "rocknapped" me she threw me as far away as she could! I was very scared. Then I landed in some odd well type thing…and I saw a very weird blue light…then when I looked up I saw a weird guy with dog ears…I shouted up "hello!" to him. I don't think he liked me because then he yelled, "EVIL POSSESED ROCK!" and he jumped into the well, picked me up and threw me far, far away! Lucky for me then I landed near some one by the name of Kikyo! She then picked me up and I talked to her and she talked to me and we became best friends!"

Will this rock ever shut up! Thought Lord Pink-n-fluffy as he began twitching

"Then Just last night Kikyo and I were having a nice talk when an evil ball of fire fell from the sky! It hit Kikyo and she melted into a clay lump! Then these creepy little munchkin people came out of no where and began dancing around singing! Then I began sobbing because Kikyo had melted and they all screamed and ran away! Just a little while after that a REALLY creepy pink light filled the sky and I saw unicorns everywhere! So I realized that the unicorns were responsible for Kikyo's death! And that is why I hate unicorns." Finished Bob

Everyone just stood there twitching for a while until Lord Pink-n-fluffy spoke.

"Those were the same evil unicorns that turned me pink…THEY SHALL PAY!" yelled Lord Pink-n-fluffy

"Yes…THEY SHALL PAY!" agreed bob

Then Bob and Lord Pink-n-fluffy began laughing evily, "BWA HA HA HA HA HA!"

In an evil layer somewhere…

"WHAAAA! THE BROWNIES ARE ALL GONE!" cried Naraku

sugar freak-well there you go! Bobs life story! Hope you guys like this as much as you liked the first part! I'm gonna try and write another chapter soon! Please review!