Sugar freak-Have any of you seen the 2nd Pirates of the Caribbean movie? The ending is HORRIBLE! WHAAA! I DIDN'T WANT IT TO END! And the 3rd movie doesn't come out until NEXT SUMMER! ARRRRGGG! Ok…I'll calm down and write this now…I only have to wait 10 more months… (Twitch)
I don't own Inuyasha and I'm not plotting something evil so I can own Inuyasha…I'm plotting something evil so I can get back at the evil movie making people…Grrrrr…
CHAPTER 4
Lord Pink-n-fluffygets a kitty
"Do you have any idea where we are going Bob?" asked Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"We are going to make the evil unicorns pay." Replied Bob
"Yes but, do you know where the unicorns are?" asked Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"…"
"You don't know do you. Am I right?" asked Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"Well…I smell something yummy coming from this way and I'm hungry!" whined Bob
"Wait…how can you smell! You don't have a nose!" pointed out Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"I smell through my googly eyes." Replied Bob
"Uh…ok then…" said Lord Pink-n-fluffy as he began twitching
"We're almost there! Me so hungry!" whined Bob
Suddenly…
A purple cat came running out of nowhere…
With dirt and little bits of paper stuck to its face…
"ARF!" barked the cat happily
"AWWW! It's a wittle kitty tat!" squealed Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"Wittle kitty tat?" asked Rin as she began twitching
"Hellwo dare wittle kitty tat! Aren't woo a tute wittle kitty tat!" Lord Pink-n-fluffy told the purple cat
"Woof?" asked the poor confused cat
"AWWW! She's so tute! Can we keep her Rin? Pretty please?" asked Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"Uh…sure…" stuttered Rin
"NO I'M- ACHOO! Allergic to- ACHOO! CATS!" yelled Jaken, "CAN'T WE GET A PET UNICORN INSTEAD?"
"Don't you like Snowball Jaken?" asked Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"Why did you name it Snowball?" asked Bob, "It's a purple cat…"
"Cuz snowball is a pretty name for my pretty kitty!" defended Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"…Woof…?" asked the cat again (and if you haven't figure it out the cat is Naraku…)
"Snowball can help us find the unicorns! Cats and Dogs have a very good scene of smell!" announced Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"Um…Aren't YOU a dog my lord…?" asked Rin
"Huh? You mean you thought I was a dog demon? Actually I'm a muffin demon. We are very similar to dog demons but we like muffins and kitties." Explained Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"Muffin…demon…? Asked Rin twitching
"YEP!" said Lord Pink-n-fluffy the muffin demon, "Now come on snowball! We shall find the unicorns and make them PAY!"
In a random place somewhere…
An undead monkey laughed as he ate an apple…While sitting on a magical jar of dirt…Then a Kraken ate him.(I don't own the pirates of the Caribbean movie, If I did the ending would have been a lot better…curse you movie making people!)
sugar freak-…Well that was a random chapter…kind of short too…oh well! I hope you all liked it! Please review!
Lord Pink-n-fluffy-…What's with the undead monkey?
sugar freak-Do you have some kind of a problem with undead monkeys?
Lord Pink-n-fluffy-…Not really…and would you stop calling me that!
sugar freak-how about I call you Lord Undead monkey muffin fluffy kitty?
Lord Undead monkey muffin fluffy kitty-…Lord Pink-n-fluffy is just fine with me!
sugar freak-Good! I'll try to get the next chapter up soon! Review people!