Andy forced himself to quiet his breathing. He could sense her nearby. Actually he knew she was there, but he couldn't pinpoint the mysterious young woman, but he knew she was just waiting for him to slip up. He quickly and quietly charged up for his HSDM, gritting his teeth all the while. Waiting in the shadows was all he could do but he wouldn't die this day!
Suddenly he could feel something wrap around his neck, two slender hands, barely able to wrap fully around his neck, gripped his jugular. He felt himself being lifted up. A young woman with dark brown hair, clad in a form-fitting spandex suit of crimson, acentuated by the white gloves, boots, and body armor all of which sported a gold finishing.. She smiled ferally as she slowly stepped out from inside the abandoned warehouse, Andy in tow.
"NOOOOO!" Andy shouted as he was thrown into the air without so much as another word. She quickly cut the distance between them and reached the air just above him. In several swift motions, she drew her sword, and slashed him into over a dozen large chunks of Andy Bogard.
"HYYYAAH!" Taking a hand and placing it just underneath her forearm, a large energy beam turned his bloody carcass into dust. Hovering in the air for several moments… she finally sheathed her sword and flew towards the sunset. The earth was finally free from the evil clutches of Android Andy…
Kyo gritted his teeth. He could feel the injuries this cad had visited upon his noble body! His musketeer shirt was ruined, and the organization charged an arm and a leg to replace them! He parried the scoundrel's thrust of his rapier, his mid length hair swaying at the sudden movement.
Andrew laughed cruelly as he pulled at his long, thin mustache. "You fool! You thought you could challenge the King of France? I am Andy XIV! I am unstoppable!"
Without another word he pulled a gun from underneath his cloak and shot Kyo through the leg. He screamed in pain as he fell to the floor but he held his breath as he felt the blade of his sworn nemesis placed upon his knightly neck.
Andy XIV leered at his fallen former friend, basking in the glory that he will die this day! "I shall take your land! Tax your people! Rape your livestock, tax your kids and eat their vegetables… mostly because I'm hungry! And then tax you once more for the hell of it!"
Kyo's hand went to his heart, gasping at the dastardly villain. "If I shall fall, another shall take my place! All for one and one for all!"
Andy laughed and prepared to run him through when suddenly, a masked musketeer swung down from a chandelier, slashing away at Andy. When the masked adventurer passed him by, his pants fell to the ground, and on his arm, was the letters CS…
Andy XIV gasped as he faced the new, masked face while trying to pull his pants up. "(Gasp!) It's… The Crimson Shiranui!"
The Crimson Shiranui laughed deeply, throwing her head back. She suddenly stopped and faced him with a deadly glare. Ripping her mask off, it was none other than the daughter of Mai Shiranui, the wealthy Countess!
"(Gasp!)"
"That's right! You killed my mother, and I swore my revenge! I swore to the heavens and the angels about: you will pay!"
Andy XIV only laughed as he realized that it was just a petty girl that threatened him! She may have the superior sword play but he held a gun! The one thing that could defeat a sword! He grabbed Kyo and threw her to The Crimson Shiranui. "You stand together as musketeers, then you shall die as such!"
The Crimson Shiranui caught the injured Kyo and threw her head back and laughed at the threat. She stopped suddenly and untied the rope to a chandelier, the weight of it pulling both her and Kyo up into the air. Andy XIV aimed slowly at them when he noticed that in her hand was another line. His eyes trailed to where the rope was connected to when his eyes came in direct contact with one of his own castle cannons!
He gasped one last time as the sound and smell of gunpowder exploded in the room.
The land celebrated the death of the faux monarch, and through the intervention of Musketeers the one true monarch, King Howard was brought back from exile, and ruled the peasants and the rich equally, with a cast iron fist.
But at least no one starved to death any more, and the quality of life was much higher than it used to be. A lot more was done with the roads and hospitals but the schools remained the same, but two out of three isn't that shabby when it comes to political offices nowadays.
A/N: A lot of Andy bashing… I don't really give a rat's ass, it's biased but hey, everyone's got their opinion on Andy. As some of you may know I somewhat liked the guy. He was cool. I woulda drank to him and his future successes. But as the years went by after my first KoF fic, I noticed some discrepancies with his character and well now here we are…
I don't take this too seriously since it's all just skits and whatnot… This is all just for fun. I hope I got at least a chuckle out of those that have taken the time to read this and maybe a review as well.
