kiragecko's
X-Men
Movie
Night
by
kiragecko
Fluff. Had fun writing it.
giveGodtheglory : I realized that every female character I'm using has unnaturally coloured eyes. Betsy's are staying purple so I played enee-menee-minee-mo with 'Ro's and Jubes. Jubes lost because she can't do the cool white eye thing. So she gets brown.
"Come on, Hank."
"Bobby, have I not made myself clear? I will not be leaving these hallowed halls for nocturnal mischief and hijinks."
"Haaaank. Come on. It'll be fun. You need to see the sun once in a while."
"Which is why you force afternoon perambulations upon me. I doubt there will be much sun after dusk."
"Why won't you come? It's Star Wars!"
"A shallow imitation after years of coagulation in the mind of its creator."
"Star Wars!"
"…"
"Yoda with a light sabre."
"…"
"Bobby, is it possible you have not seen me? Are you blind! I look like a cross between an ape and a blue shag carpet! Why do you wish to torture me? Do you WANT a mob?"
"…"
"We can watch a movie inside."
"No! I'm sick of hiding down here all the time. It's not healthy for you! We can… we can… costumes! We'll wear costumes! You can be Chewbacca!"
"…"
"'Kay?"
"You do realize that Chewie isn't even IN this movie?"
"Ya, ya. Let's get costumes."
"And he isn't blue?"
"So?"
"We'll stay inside."
"I've got some Mickey Mouse ears somewhere, I'll wear those. Maybe a tail."
"Mickey Mouse?"
"I've got a great idea! I've got these great glasses you can wear, you know with the funny nose and moustache?"
"…"
"You don't think the blue fur is enough, Bobby?"
"You are the best friend ever, Hank. Let's head to the movies!"