A/N: I've lost the sheet to my draft so this probably won't be as good as it should have been. Note: The identity of the narrator will forever remain a secret (actually I haven't really thought who it is but its not really about them anyway is it?). OK thanks to everyone who reviewed, Wesker888, Imperial Princess (it's nice to know you like it now), and Araidel I hope this chapter is just as good! I guess the way I started writing this story didn't end up working :( And one more note I totally disagree with the narrators opinion on Harry just so you know.
Disclaimer: If I was JKR then Sirius, James, Lily and Dumbledore would all still be alive, there be no such thing as Voldemort and Snape and I'd have no story at all!'
Harry Potter. 'The Chosen one'. The most wonderful guy in the world… right? Well tell me, dear reader, do you honestly believe all that slosh? If he really is the one to beat You-Know-Who then shouldn't it be easy to do such a simple thing as bring his two best friends together? Apparently not. As a matter of fact he might just be the one that's kept them apart in the first place.
So if you think about it, it's his entire fault that the whole common room receives a thumping headache on a regular basis. Who would have thought that he'd be out to ruin his best friends' happiness? He just never struck me as that kind of person.
So I guess you're wondering what happened? I don't really want to tell you its too depressing. Well don't blame me anyway, if afterwards you find yourself wondering sadly what's happened to this once sane world of ours and let's just say that those headaches of yours, aren't about to stop anytime soon. Don't say I didn't warn you.
After I finished writing I ran over to Dean – keeping an eye on the screaming pair the whole time. They were an inch apart from each other… yes they were yelling in each others faces and glaring but honestly, I haven't seen them so close to each other before, their noses were almost touching. They looked quite sweet.
Have you noticed that Weasley's ears go bright red whenever he gets angry? I haven't actually been that close to him when he's yelled his head off before – I like to keep a safe distance. And as for Granger, the only warning sign she displays to tell you to run and hide is a fast rising voice meaning you never get much headway.
They were still shouting about Krum and they were the angriest I've ever seen them! It was quite frightening, Weasley's head looked like it might explode if it went any redder.
But it didn't last and by the time I had pulled out my money purse and I was fumbling to drop a galleon in Dean's hand, Granger's voice had gone quiet and I had to take a step closer to hear her properly. "What was the real problem about Victor? Why were you so mad that I hadn't gone with you?" I couldn't believe it. I was sure this was it! It was quite odd; all of sudden Weasley's face lost all it's colour as quickly as it had gained it, by now he just looked like he wanted o throw up.
But here comes the unbearable part folks. Yes, this was a rarity, most likely a one-off. You weren't expecting this to happen again anytime soon. The whole common room was holding its breath (I felt like throwing a party!). Weasley opened his mouth (about to reply something incredibly romantic I'm sure) when - queue best friend number three: the wonderful Harry Potter!
Guess what he did – he sneezed. Right then, that magical moment and he sneezed! What a prat! The Chosen One can't even choose to hold it in for just a few more seconds! It's too important for that! Hasn't he heard that there's a cure for sneezes? You'd think with that wondeful secret power that he 'has' to beat You-Know-Who he'd be able to hold back a pathetic sneeze. It wasn't even that loud, it sounded rather wimpy if you ask me.
Well the damage was done. I think they realised what they were about to do and came out of their own little worlds. Weasley closed his eyes in pain - very sad -and when he opened them Granger had ran off to her dorm again. He looked like he didn't know what just happened and now he's sitting on the couch wide eyed and with that idiotic blank look boys get on their face.
Nevertheless, I don't need to tell you that the whole common room is seething. This could have been the night when they both finally went quiet. But yet again we only have temporary peace. I don't think Potter knows just what he interrupted.
The only person who's happy right now is Dean Thomas; I wouldn't be surprised if he's just become about ten galleons richer, I wasn't the only one betting that tonight would be the night.
After Granger left the whole common room broke out in sinister muttering, myself included. I've seen to it personally that while walking past him, Potter received the darkest glare I could muster. Judging by the puzzled look that he gave my friends, I gathered he doesn't know why we're all so angry, its not surprising, he always struck me as a dullard when it came to romance, Weasley isn't very different I have to add though.
HA! Well I've found there is some good left in that huge family of theirs and her name is Ginny Weasley, Ron's younger sister. She has just stalked up to Potter and slapped him! They usually get on really well those two. Wow how could I ever mistake her name? What a champion, excuse me, I have to go and thank her, at least someone has the peace of mind of her fellow Gryffindors at heart.
A/N: So what do you think? Like it? Review review review! I've established the proper way to write these now, it's only taken me 3 chapters! I need ideas though because well it's a big hole for them to get themselves out of now.