Author's note: This is a continuation of Teaching Kurt a Lesson. I am making this a seperate story due to more adult themes. It's not required to read the other story, but it helps. It is about Kurt going to an elementry school for Mutant Awareness Day and he meets a cute teacher there. R & R Thanks!
"Are you serious?" she asked, in a tone of both fear and excitement. She looked into my glowing eyes with inquiry of my intentions and I think she figured it out pretty quickly. "But of course, Mrs.-", I asked before being cut off.
"Miss Carter. But call me Nora."
"Vell, Nora, are you ready to go for ze ride of your life?"
"Maybe later. First, just teleport me."
"Ooh, kinky… I like it. Hang on tight, you might feel a bit queasy afterwards, OK?" She grabbed onto me with no hesitation, grabbing my tail and giving it a squeeze. Boy, did I pick the right one or what! I counted down from three as to not catch Nora off guard, then I bamfed onto the stage. All of the cheering made me realize that we were still in an auditorium full of elementary students.
"Wow" she said as she slowly ran her fingers along my tail to the tip until she finally let go. "That was amazing. I bet you can do some neat tricks with that thing"
"Oh my tail?", I asked before I realized the stupidity of the question.
"No. But you're pretty close" What! This teacher seemed to be a bit interested in some extracurricular activities, if you know what I mean. "Here's my number", she said as she pulled out a pen and wrote her cell number on my hand. Yeah, I know: chicks dig the fuzzy man. This was totally worth the embarrassment of standing in front of three hundred kids and spilling my guts on being a mutant.
Needless to say, when school was over, I called her because I'd have to be stupid not to. The phone ringer was Blue by Eiffel 65, which was a pretty good sign.
Nora: Hello?
Me: Hi! Zis is Kurt, from school today.
Nora: Oh… (she suddenly changed her tone of voice) hey fuzzy. How're you?
Me: A lot better now zat I'm talking to you.
Nora: Ha ha, I thought you were a ladies man.
Me: Vell, vhen you look like I do, you need to be skilled in ozer areas to gain acceptance, you know.
Nora: Well, I love the way you look. By the way, what other areas are you talking about? (note her seductive intentions)
Me: You'll have to find out for yourself. Let's go out tonight. I hear zere are some good plays on Broadway zis time of year.
Nora: Not that I'll be watching it. How about you just come over to my place and we watch a movie and have popcorn?
Me: Sounds fun. Vhat's ze address?
Nora: 417 Hillside Drive. See you at seven, fuzzy?
Me. Sure. Can't wait, you dirty schoolteacher you. Bye.
Nora: Bye babe.
I started to get ready immediately. First, I jumped in the shower and washed my entire body (including shampoo cuz if I didn't, my fur would clump up). Then I brushed my hair and made it look especially groomed. I brushed my teeth and cut my nails, then dressed in a red silk button-up shirt and tight black pants (customized for my…needs). I put on my custom dress shoes and I topped off my outfit with a hat tipped sideways and plenty of cologne to cover up the smell of burning sulfur in case I had to teleport anytime soon. It's almost 6:30, so I'd better get out of here. I walked out of my room and was almost to the front door of the mansion when…
"Hey elf, why are you so dressed up? Going to a Blue Man Group concert?" Wolverine always had something sarcastic to say when I am around.
"I have a hot date tonight", I reply in a modest tone.
"C'mon elf. I know there were a lot of cute little girls at that school today, but I think they're too young for you."
"Shut up Mr. 'Date me or I'll cut your zroat'. One of ze teachers zere was all over me so I'm going to her place to… discuss literature." I know, lame, but I didn't know what I was saying until it was too late.
"Yeah, well good luck with that. Hey, (whispering) you got protection?"
"Oh crap! No, I don't. Can I have one… or zree?"
"Give me a break elf. I don't use rubbers; my body rejects any diseases a broad can throw at me. And if she's not on birth control, it's not my problem."
"Thanks a lot pal", I say with hardly any enthusiasm. I walk outside and into the garage where I hotwire Gambit's red muscle car because a) I want to impress Nora and b) I know Gambit gets around so he always has a three pack of condoms in him glove compartment. Sure enough, he did and I was off to her place. When I got there I rang her doorbell and waited for what seemed like an hour. She answers in an emerald green strapless dress that reached the floor. "Where've you been, fuzzy? You're late."
"Bull! I am ten minutes early!"
" I know. I was just sooo ready for you come…"