Hiya! Well, here is ch.4. Hope you like it! If you love Yazoo like I do, then you'll want to hurt everyone but Yazoo and Loz this time! Please Read and Review!
Chapter 4: The Nanny
"Kadaj, are you alright?" Yazoo asked his younger brother, who was lying on the couch. After helping Yazoo get through his 'figure problem' last week and Loz's 'sock phobia' yesterday, Kadaj was run-down and weak.
"I don't feel very good," he replied weakly. His face was pale and his eyes looked glassy.
"You sick, Kadaj?" Loz asked, walking into the living room wit a cup of coffee. Yazoo felt of his head and it felt hot.
"I think he's runnin' a fever," Yazoo informed.
"Well, I guess we'll be takin' care of you until you're better, Kadaj," Loz assured him.
"But . . . who's going to cook, wash the dishes, clean the house, do the laundry, and keep us all from killing each other?" Yazoo asked.
"Well, thanks for volunteering, Yazoo. I'll be in this chair all day, so we can chat when you're done," Loz told him lazily.
"But . . . I can't do all that by myself and make sure I look my best!" Yazoo whined.
"I never get any help," Kadaj reminded.
Yazoo stomped off into the kitchen and started washing the dishes. A few minutes later, Loz walked into the room and saw Yazoo collapsed on the floor.
When Yazoo woke up, he was lying in his bed alone with Moogy. H hugged Moogy tightly and glanced around the room dizzily. He stood up on the floor, but his legs gave out and he fell to the floor.
Loz came into the room carrying Kadaj in his arms and put him in his bed. "You okay, Yazoo?"
Yazoo stood up again, but his legs trembled and he fell on his rump onto the carpeted floor. Loz picked him up and put him back into his bed with Moogy. "Take it easy, Yazoo. You had just been unconscious for three and a half hours, you know," he told him while covering him up. Then he felt of his head and it felt hot like Kadaj's.
"I don't feel very good," Yazoo told Loz.
"Well, I have a surprise for you two!" Then, a woman in her forties entered the room in a uniform. "This is our new nanny! She'll be like a mother to us!"
"Hiya kids! Now don't you worry about a thing! I'll take care of you all and your house!" the woman said. "Oh, I'm sorry! My name is Olivia!"
"That one right there is Yazoo and the other one is Kadaj," Loz told her.
"Aw! Kadaj! What a cute name! Is that Polish?" Olivia cheered.
"Um, I don't know," Kadaj replied.
"Oh, this is a disaster! It simply will not do!" Olivia snarled in disgust.
"What?" Loz inquired.
Olivia used some magic powers to put a curtain between the three beds like separate rooms.
"Hey!" Yazoo yelled, and then realized that he was all better. Kadaj was, too! Yazoo jumped out of bed, but Kadaj stayed and just sat up and smiled. "Put it back the way it was!" Yazoo ordered.
"No!" Loz disagreed.
"No. I think it's better this way," Olivia said.
"Kadaj, come help me!" Yazoo instructed.
"Well, actually . . . I kind of like it . . . " Kadaj disagreed as well.
"Get out of the bed, stupid!" Loz yelled. Kadaj stumbled out of the bed and stood by angry Yazoo, who was holding Moogy.
"Aren't you a little old for dolls?" Olivia said hatefully. Yazoo squeezed Moogy tightly and turned away from the grouchy black-haired, brown-eyed woman. "Now give it here and act like a big boy."
"Hey! You can't treat my little brother like that!" Loz told her.
"Hey, Shinra Inc. sent me here to be your parent, since you didn't have one! I'm in charge!" Olivia explained.
Yazoo hid behind Loz while trying to protect Moogy. Kadaj stood with his hands on his hips in happiness about the beds and Loz burped.
"Fine! Be a baby!" Olivia gave in. "Kadaj, why don't you tell me a little about yourself?" She and Kadaj left the room.
"Why couldn't we think of curtains!" Loz wondered aloud.
"Loz, I don't like it," Yazoo told him. Then he followed Loz into the living room.
Olivia and Kadaj were sitting on the couch laughing stupidly. Then Olivia looked at Yazoo strangely. "Hey, you know, boys shouldn't wear dresses," she commented to him. She and Kadaj laughed while Yazoo's face turned red with embarrassment.
"Take it off, stupid!" Loz told him. Yazoo stomped off into the kitchen.
"Your brother is so girly!" Olivia said.
"Yeah!" Kadaj giggled. Loz laughed like a horse.
When Lox entered the kitchen, Yazoo was sitting in one chair and Moogy in another at the table. They were drinking tea and eating pink sugar cookies.
"What are you doing?" Loz asked. Then Kadaj entered the room behind him.
"Having a tea party," Yazoo answered, still angry.
"Oh, can I join?" Kadaj asked. "Please?"
"Nope. You were mean to me," Yazoo refused.
"I was only joking, Yazoo! I'm sorry."
"Well, okay," Yazoo gave in. Kadaj cheered and sat down beside of his older brother.
Olivia entered the room and saw Kadaj and Yazoo giggling at the tea party. Loz was just standing next to the sink, boredly watching. Yazoo poured all of the cookies from the chocobo cookie jar into the unicorn plate in the center, and then smiled excitedly.
"That is quite enough!" Olivia yelled. She grabbed the plate full of pink sugar cookies, which were shaped like cactuars and tonberrys, and put then on the counter.
"Hey! Give them back!" Yazoo ordered. He got up out of his seat and walked up to her.
"If you eat all of those . . .it's unhealthy!" Olivia refused.
Yazoo reached for them anyway, but she slapped his hand down and hurt Yazoo's poor little hand. Olivia walked over to Kadaj and handed him the plate of cookies.
"That isn't fair!" Yazoo cried.
"I thought you were on a diet," Olivia told him.
"Who told you that!"
"Your brothers."
Yazoo stomped off upset while Kadaj stuffed his face with cookies.
A little while later, Loz and Kadaj entered the kitchen and stopped in shock. Yazoo was sitting at the table with empty cake boxes, a melting bucket of half-empty ice cream, and candy bar wrappers surrounding him. He had his head laid on the table and moaned from eating too much junk food.
"Yazoo! What'd you do!" Kadaj yelled.
"Yeah, stupid!" Loz added. Yazoo just moaned, then Olivia came in.
"Yazoo! You should be ashamed of yourself!" Olivia screamed. "You're old enough to know better! Go to your room!"
Yazoo stumbled out of his chair with Moogy and headed into the bedroom.
After a while, Yazoo was feeling better, so he brushed his hair, and then went into the living room. Olivia was sitting on the couch with Kadaj again and Loz was in the chair.
"Have a seat, Yazoo," Kadaj welcomed, scooting over to the left side of the couch. He and Olivia left him some room in between them, so he sat down.
"It's a bit crowded," Olivia commented, sitting uncomfortably against the couch arm. Yazoo looked down sadly, afraid he had gained weight instead of loosing.
"Yazoo, come on. I want to talk to you," Kadaj said, leading Yazoo to a corner in the room. "Yazoo, don't take this the wrong way, but . . . you ate too much earlier and now..." Kadaj whispered
"I have a fatter butt now, don't I?" Yazoo choked out quietly, trying to hold back tears. He held Moogy tightly against his chest.
"Yazoo, you're gonna have to cut down on your sweets! We are starting to notice! All the fat is going to your . . . posterior region! Your suit is so tight around your bottom it's about to bust!" Kadaj whispered informatively.
Yazoo bit his bottom lip as it began to tremble, and then swiftly slapped Kadaj across the face, leaving a huge red mark. Kadaj looked at Yazoo stunned. He before had never slapped him. He put his hand on his sore cheek and glared at him. Yazoo slapped him on the other cheek, and then Olivia stomped over there.
"That's enough!" she yelled. She pushed Yazoo against the wall while Kadaj walked over to Loz, who was now standing too. "Now you listen here--,"
"No! You're not my mom!" he interrupted, and then slapped her across the face. She slapped him back.
"That is it!" she screamed.
"Get outta my life!" Yazoo cried. She bent him over and repeatedly kicked him in the rump with the pointed toe of her high-heeled shoe. After about 27 kicks, she quit and Yazoo fell to his knees with Moogy, crying and screaming his little eyes out.
"And give me that stupid doll!" she hatefully snatched Moogy from Yazoo's slender hands, so Yazoo screamed, "Hey! That's mine! Give her back!"
"No, you little baby! It's time for you to grow-up and stop being a little baby brat!" she stomped off with Moogy and Loz and Kadaj stared in shock at what was happening.
Loz walked over to Yazoo and crouched down beside of him, then put an arm around him for comfort.
"Don't comfort that stupid brat! He ruined my perfect face!" Kadaj yelled to Loz.
"Shut-up, stupid!" Loz called to him, hugging Yazoo now. "Don't worry. I'll get Moogy back for you somehow."
"Traitor!" Kadaj yelled to Loz. Loz stood up and glared at Kadaj. "Did you not see what he did to me!"
"Yeah, but you've obviously hurt him somehow!"
"By telling him the truth! He does have a big butt! You can see it wiggle a kilometer away!"
"Don't talk about Yazoo like that!" Loz threatened, and then pushed Kadaj's small body onto the floor. Yazoo just continued to wail on his knees.
Kadaj jumped up and yelled, "Don't push me down as if I were baby butt over there! I'm Kadaj!"
"Stop it!" Olivia yelled, entering the room again. She pushed Kadaj and Loz away from each other and scowled.
" . . . I'll carry Yazoo to his bed," Loz told her, then did so.
So, is it good or just plain stupid? Do you like Olivia and wish she were your nanny? What is going to happen next chapter, you ask? Yazoo and Kadaj make up and Olivia reveals her intentions and who she really is! Stay tuned! It will probably start being posted later than it should be for personal privacy typing reasons, but I'll do my best. It's hard being a few days away from Summer Vacation. I'll be a sophomore in High School next year! Please read and review!