Ok, so this is the mini-est chapter ever. Interesting fact through, I actually wrote this in Macromedia Flash...
The first thing that Lisa did was call into work sick. Then she went into the kitchen and filled a large bowl with cold water...
It would ruin her sofa, but she had been about to get a new one anyway.
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Jackson opened his eyes slightly, wondering where the person who had been in the room mere seconds before had vanished to.
Once again, he heard footsteps.
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Lisa undid the scarf that had been tied to the armrest of the sofa, leaving intact the ones binding his arms and legs together.
She wanted to see him jump.
She raised the large bowl above her head...
And poured the water all over his face.
Because who here can honestly say that they wouldn't enjoy pouring freezing cold water over a psychopathic killer?
PJ
P.S. The difference between cookies and biscuits... I'm not sure what the official thing is, but cookies are like big biscuits, often with chocolate chips in... mmm...
Excuse me a second.