With a thunderous bang a massive gun fires on Tokyo; sending a massive shell high into the air. Just as it begins its descent the shell explodes into red, white and green fireworks and decorated packages begin drifting down on small parachutes.
"This is the most creative merch giveaway of all time." Tsu says as the monstrous vehicle reloads its cannon.
"It was a team effort." Izuku says as he carefully glances at Momo and Ochako, who had both fainted after the gun fired for the tenth time.
"Of course it was." Tsu says before grabbing her partners and bringing them to the bean bag chairs they had prepared earlier.
"Why do big guns make them pass out?" Eri asks once the two are settled in comfortable positions.
"Firing!" Izuku shouts, giving everyone some warning before another bang breaks what few windows were still intact.
"You will understand when you are older." Tsu says kindly.
"Ok, is Izuku actually santa?" Eri asks, moving to another question like only a child can.
"No, Santa doesn't have a big gun." Tsu answers.
"It's not just a big gun." Momo says in a daze as she wakes. "It's a Schwerer Gustav. A German rail gun designed to break even the strongest fortifications."
"How big?" Eri asks.
"80 cm shells, seven tons each." Momo answers.
"Can I ride one?" Eri asks, knowing she could fit.
"Absolutely not." Tsu says quickly, before the others could get any ideas.
Eri responds by sticking out her tongue and running to Izuku shouting, "Tsu's the mean parent!"
AN: Happy Christmas, if you don't celebrate have a good day anyway, I know I won't. (I dislike the holiday, but since I'm not Scrooge or the Grinch I keep it to myself.)
And yes, the rate of fire is higher than it should be by a lot, Quirks are BS and you all know it.