I'm home sick with a cold (he he, no school 4 me), with time to do everything that I never seem to have time to do. I apologize for the long wait. I just watched Titanic with my friends, and got very caught up in it, thus I typed a one shot for it, which proved a distraction from the story. But I hope I can get back into your good books. However, the for the last chapter (reviews to views) is very very saddening (brace yourselves, the percentage is... 1.9) Please, get me to 3! Read and Review! Long chapter awaits.
Dear H,
Ok, I get it; you don't have to yell at me. But I am bored, and I do take pity on those who lack the social skills that I have. Here is a question: have you ever been on a real date before? If you're so experienced, why can't you get this guy? I have a crazy idea. We could practice going on a date. Just to experiment. Tomorrow, at The 3 Broomsticks. I'll be at table 14. See, I'm not as coldhearted as Draco Malfoy
-D
To: Agent G
From: Agent B
Mission: Revenge
Status: Complete
Notes: cursed DT, got revenge, mission a success.
I think I know how you can repay me, and get back at Snape. During 3rd Period, the day after tomorrow, you can set off those Weasley fireworks, and charm them to say "Snape smells like rotten eggs". Once this mission is complete, we will be equal.
Agent B, out.
Dear H (can I call you something else, H is weird),
Are you ready for the Potion exam the day after tomorrow during 3rd period? Its going to be a difficult test. Snape will go easy on the Slytherins, but the Gryffendors and Huffelpuffs are in for one hell of a quiz. Do you want to study together tomorrow? I will be in the back corner of the room at 4pm.
See you,
P
Next three chapters: the date, the mission, the studying. I am publishing and typing this on 9/11. I know several people who witnessed and lost people in the attacks. My deepest condolences to any of my readers who were influenced by the 4 planes that crashed. And to all of my British readers, who have to go through so much security at airports now. I am telling you, on the way back from Italy, we stopped in Frankfurt Germany, and they have a special section for U.S. flights, where they screen you, your bags, and, even if your bag is cleared, they go through it anyway. They confiscated my favorite lip gloss that I got a Sephora :(