Bri's Azumanga Hits
Disclaimer: I don't own the original songs or Azumanga Daioh bit I DO own these lyrics!
Track 3: I'm a Slave for you by COWrin.
Kaorin: It's Kaorin not COWrin you big meanie! Your just jealous because I'm the bestest friend in da entiriest of the wonderful, beautiful, talented, Godessly, Miss Sakaki-san!
Oh fuck you with a flag pole. Sing you little whore.
Kaorin sings just as bad as Yomi if not worse.
Kaorin: (smiles "seductively" at Sakaki)(purrs) I know I may seem young…
But I feel things too…
And I need to do what I need to do…(you)
So come a lil closer, Sakaki-san… and just listen.
Sakaki: (twitches)
Kaorin: All you azu's look at me like I'm a little girl
Bri: Duh, cuz you look like you're a fuckin' three-year-old with tennis-ball boobs.
Kaorin: SHUT UP! This is MY song to my true love!(Stomps and glares)
Bri: Yah-huh. Whatever. (Earplugs herself and Sakaki)
Sakaki: TT.TT (Relief)
Kaorin: (giggles and winks at Sakaki) But didja ever think it's be best for me to step into your world?
Always sayin' Kaorin-chan dun step up the babe
But I gotta do it cuz if I don't Chiyo will steal her away!grits teeth
Get her get her, get her get her (moan)
Get her get her, get her get her (moooan)(Know ya' like it)
Get her get her, get her get her (OHHHH)(Well have more)
I'm a--
((Kaorin jumps off Stage, tears open her shirt and shoves her implant chest into Sakaki's face, face red))
Slaaaaaaaaaaave for you, Sakaki!
Sakaki turns green and gags desperately trying to push Kaorin off her.
Kaorin: purrs I too shy to show it, not gona let Chiyo blow it I'm a
slaaaaaaaaave--
Kaorin is chained up by Kimura.
Kimura: TO ME!(Jaw drop)
Kaorin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Boo-hoo-hoo! MISS SAKAKI HEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Sakaki & Chiyo: (went for icecream at Necococafe)
Bri: (recording Kaorin's rape)