Chapter 2

Thank you for all reviews! But who's Napoleon Dynamite? Never mind.

Since I've decided to continue this story (to rid of my Writer's Block on the other story, which is undergoing a major change) it would be nice if I gave John a surname, and giving his parents names too. His full name if John Sean Fullerby, his mother's name is Theresa and his father's is Edward.

"Name and Parent Craze"

The smoke cleared from the explosion caused by Voltorb revealing John and the man he'd talked to earlier.

"Now look here, kid, naming a Voltorb the name you gave it is not a good idea!" he scolded the younger boy. "And besides, shouldn't it have fainted? They usually do after an Explosion… could it be that it can withstand more than one Explosion?" he then remarked.

"I really don't know, I got it from Officer Jenny in Pallet Town, and I'm a beginner," said John awkwardly, looking down.

"Very well then, figures by the way. But for your own good change the name of that Voltorb, you won't be able to battle it otherwise."

With that, the man left John. Shortly after, he let out Exploder from its pokéball.

"So, eh, Voltorb. Since your name Ex- yeah you know, causes you to explo- blow up every time, why don't we get you a new name?" The pokéball Pokémon spun around once, showing a yes. And God forbid, John actually understood that!

"Alright! So your new name shall be… ehh, um, Rollerblade!" The Voltorb closed its eyes, not seeming to like it.

"How 'bout Pinball?"

"Vol!" it said, shaking its… uh… head/body.

"Rolling Thunder?"

"Vol!"

"Sparky?"

"Vol!"

"Magikarp?"

Voltorb shot a little electricity at him for saying that.

"OW! What? I heard they were pretty good!" he claimed. Voltorb sweat dropped.

"How 'bout Pokéball?"

"VOL!" it screeched, obviously very offended. It seemed to like the name Exploder.

"Hmm, Ka-boom?" It was silent for a while.

"Torb!" it said, spinning around once.

"Then Ka-boom it is!" he announced. "Let's call mum 'n dad about my progress!"

He ran to the PokéCentre at full speed. When he was closed to the door he, for some stupid reason, turned slightly left and collided with the wall.

"Whew, no serious injuries! This time I was lucky!" No he wasn't! As he turned around someone opened the door from the inside a little to fast. The door slammed right into John's face and he was thrown back into the wall and bounced off landing on the ground.

"I thought I heard something! What could it be?" a teenager said, looking behind the door to see a screaming idiot named John lying on the ground clutching his bloody face.

"AAAAHHAHAHAAAAA! MY FAAAAAAACE! EEEEOOOOOWWWW!"

Later in the PokéCentre.

"Can you please explain one more time how this happened?" Nurse Joy asked. John told the story of the idiotic scenario that happened before and everyone burst out laughing.

Fuming, John headed to the Computer Phone that was in the corner of the lobby. He dialled the number to his house in Pallet.

"Hello?" his father, Edward answered. His name had appeared on the screen an he was located in the living room.

"Hi, dad, I just wanted to call you to say that I made it to Viridian and-"

"YOU CALLED ME JUST FOR THAT? HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?" Edward shouted through the phone. People around John in the lobby started to snicker again.

"Um, dad, I got attacked by a Scyther while I was there," he said, offended by his dad suddenly screaming at him.

"Oh, that's terrible, son, I'm sorry I didn't know," his father apologized. "Did you survive by the way?"

"I really don't think I actually did… HEY! That was mean, dad!" Edward's laugh could be heard throughout the lobby.

"Sorry, son, I just can't get enough. Oh! Here's your mother!" His mother appeared on the screen.

"Hi, honey!"

"Hi, mum, I'm in Viridian now!"

"That's wonderful, dear, but what is that?" She hangs up and runs to the window.

"Don't worry, I think she saw a Rattata or something," his father assured.

"Look! The Ketchum's are getting a new fence!" Theresa shouted from the background.

"Bah! Who cares? They're swingers!" he turned his attention to John. "Anyway, I've deposited a considerable sum of money-"

"I want a new fence!" Therese said firmly to her husband in the background, not taking her eyes of the window.

"But we got one two years ago when your aunt died!" protested Edward. Therese fumed at that.

"That's it! WE'RE NEVER HAVING SEX AGAIN!" she shouted. Everybody in the lobby laughed and cheered at that.

John left the PokéCentre with his only pokéball, the one that contained Ka-boom, and headed to the PokéMart.

Once inside, he got greeted by many people.

"Congratulations! You are customer number one million!" the man in the front said. "You are a very lucky man! Your prize is a Master Ball free of charge!"

John couldn't believe his luck! A Master Ball? The most powerful pokéballs that existed? For free?

"This is a joke, right?" he said.

"No, it's true! This powerful pokéball is yours, young man!"

(Story Pause)

So this is turning out to be a Gary-Stu…

What? Hell no! Show me the facts!

A Voltorb that can explode more than once without fainting, and now he's awarded with a Master Ball?

Don't be so rash! Some good things has to happen to him!

Oh well…

(Back to story)

After John had received the Master Ball and bought some supplies (I'm too lazy to write that down.) he was heading to the Viridian Forest.

Will John survive through the forest of Viridian? Will his own stupidity kill him?

Stay tuned until I got another Writer's Block so I can continue this!

To be continued…

A/N

Okay, maybe this was a little boring, but I thought I could whip up a crazy scene involving John's parents, and the new name of Voltorb (Ka-boom)

Review if you want, if you're that kind… okay that was lame!

I hope you enjoyed!