Chapter 4 A New Student

This is going to be a really funny chapter A lot of weird things are gonna happen..like a new student coming to the academy that falls in love with Hotaru(poor Ruka..), Natsume putting the guys hair on fire..weirdness( still gonna include the love between our 2 haters )

Disclamer: I DO NOT own Gakuen Alice except for Hiroshi Marishu(strange name..I couldn't think of anything else)..

Another morning at Gakuen Alice..same old typical morning. "Hotaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" BAKA BAKA BAKA The same old "BAKA" gun. "Don't come near me.." said Hotaru, coldly.

"Class, we have a new student today. His name is Marishu Hiroshi." said Narumi-sensei, pointing to a handsome looking boy which made all girls drool, except Hotaru, Mikan, Nonoko, and Anna. They weren't that stupid to fall for someone like him.

"SO KAWAII!" one of th girls shouted.

"HE'S MINE!" another one shouted.

"NO HE'S NOT!"

"YES HE IS!"

Hiroshi was just ignoring them until he laid eyes on Hotaru. "She's so...beautiful.." He started walking towards her in outstretched arms.

"Come here...my princess.." BAKA BAKA BAKA WHACK WHACK WHACK WHAM WHAM WHAM Then there lay a helpless boy against the wall with air marks, horse shoe marks, and deer marks.

"Even with this violence...it's what makes her so gorgeous.." Hiroshi said uncontiously. A vein popped out of Ruka, with anger and jealousy, and a vein popped out of Hotaru, because of irritation.

She only liked Ruka and no one else. WHACK She game him one hard punch again and broke the wall. "Ouch..." replied Hiroshi calmly. "Baka! Don't touch my Hotaru! You pervert!" yelled Mikan.

Hiroshi regained his contiousness and yelled, "You shut up ugly!" Natsume heard this and started smirking. "I actually agree with him, ugly.." Natsume said coldy, with a hint of amusement in his voice.

"UGLY!" A huge vein popped out of Mikan's head and she started growing. "You two...YOU PRETTY BOYS!DON'T CALL ME UGLY!" screamed Mikan at the top of her lungs. With a flat tone, Mikan asked, "Hotaru..may I borrow your baka gun, horse and deer gloves, and anything else violent?"

"Sure but you have to pay me first." replied Hotaru. "Hotaru! Fine..how much to borrow the Baka gun?" "300 rabbits.." "300 rabbits? WHY?" asked Mikan in a loud tone.

"Because I made them."

"But..but.."

"No buts or else you have to use or own two hands to attack them"

Mikan just glared at Natsume and Hiroshi. Natsume smirked and Hiroshi returned the glare. But a second later, he dozed off. "Please, my sweet angel, don't lether hurt me, for I am your true love.." said Hiroshi in a gaze. Yuu sweatdropped, Ruka had yet another vein pop out, Mikan still glaring, and Hotaru...gave a look of annoyance.

"Mikan..forget about what I said..use all that to can to KEEP HIS BIG MOUTH SHUT." "But..what about Natsume.." "If he's also your target..then pay me."

Mikan had no choice but to just target Hiroshi. Beides, she wanted to hurt him badly because he was being a pervert to her best friend.

"PERVERT!" Mikan shot Hiroshi 100 times with the baka gun and baka cannon, hit him 50 times with the horse shoe, and 25 times with the deer hoove.

"Darn you.." said Hiroshi. "Um..class. I forgot to mention that Hiroshi-kun's Alice is sound waves which can-...Too late. He used his Alice which sent Mikan flying across the room. She was off-guard with her Alice so she couldn't block it.

Hotaru just snuck out of the room and waited for everything to stop. Mikan was uncontious with tiny swirls in her eyes. "Mikan-chan, daijoubou? Mikan-chan?" "OhhhHhhhhhhHHhhh.." was all that came from Mikan.

Natsume got really angry at this( I dunno why but I think his feelings came back for Mikan) and took the Baka cannon that Mikan used at Hiroshi. With one shot, mixing his fire alice with the air shot, he knocked Hiroshi right out of the building and left a big hole in the wall.

"K.O." Hotaru said, coming back into the room. "Natsume-kun.."

"What do you want...

Silence. Yuu and Ruka sweatdropped.

"You owe me 700 rabbits for using that invention."

Ruka and Yuu just dropped to the floor anime-style. (You know like when an anime character is shocked they fall to the floor directly?)

"Hotaru-chan..you're such a devil.." Yuu said, hoping Hotaru didn't hear. Unfortunatly, she did and took out a copy of the Baka cannon, and shot Yuu right out of the building throught the hole that was made.

Just as Hiroshi was about to regain his contionseness, Yuu was yelling and landed right on top of him.

Mikan also awoken and was clueless of what had happened. All she could remember was:

Natsume took the Baka cannon and shot Hiroshi before she was completely knocked out.

"Natsume..so..you care for me?"

Mikan was unaware that she was blushing and drooling at the thought. (Remember she was doing that in the 5th episode?) Hotaru had to blast her with the baka gun so she would snap out of it.

As for Yuu and Hiroshi, Yuu was really nervous because he had landed right on top of a really aggrivated Hiroshi. "U-um..Hiroshi-kun...er...daijoubou?"

Hiroshi just glared at him.

"Are you on that moron Mikan's side?"

"U-uh..hai.."

"DARN YOU IINCHOU!"

"SUMIMASEN!DON'T HURT ME!"

Yuu started running for his life throught the forest. Hiroshi didn't bother using his Alice because he didn't want to wear himself out.

-Back in Classroom-

"Where's Iinchou?" Mikan asked getting up. "Maybe he's in the woods, running for his life since we saw where he landed. And it wasn't a very good spot.." replied Ruka nervously. "Iinchou..hope he's okay. And not being beat by those sound waves.

Maybe that friend of Misaki and Tsubasa-senpai's could be an even match..." said Hotaru.(remember that guy in episode 11? The one that was singing "Oh My Darling! Oh My Darling! Oh-hhh M-yyy D-d-d-darling!").

-Back in the woods-

"AHH!" Yuu looked ahead of him and saw Mr. Bear. Maybe if he could stop short in front of Bear, there could be a chance that Hiroshi would bump into him and-..

Yuu was so devoted and into his thoughts that he accidentaly jumped over Mr. Bear and landed into his pile of logs, which Mr. Bear worked really hard on. Iroshi "accidentally" stepped onto Mr. Bear and so Bear ended beating both of them up.

-In the classroom-

"Shoudn't we look for Iinchou?" asked Mikan. She wanted to find Iinchou, but not that creep Hiroshi. "How are we even going to find him..." Natsume asked with not a single hint of concern in his voice.

"We'll split up, Ruka and I will look in the west and south side of the forest. You and Natsume go look in the Northern Forest and the eastern side."

"WHAT!"

"..."

"I'M NOT GOING WITH THAT MORON!"

"..."

"Mikan..it's this or you go with him and search.." Hotaru said coldly, holding out a HUGE version of the Baka Cannon. "Waaa! Hotaru!" Mikan was really against it but she had no other choice. Either face the HUGE version of the Baka cannon or go with Natsume.

"Fine.." muttered Mikan.

"BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO GO WITH HIM!"

Hotaru had two reasons:

1. She wanted Natsume and Mikan to be together.

2. She and Ruka had a lot to discuss since Kokoroyomi-kun went to Central Town with Nonoko and Anna right before the fight between Mikan and Hiroshi started.

"He's ungraceful, violent, a moron, stupid, and his face pisses me off!"

Natsume got really annoyed at this so instead of putting her hair on fire, why not a bigger target.

So instead it was her clothes. And you can figure out the rest for yourself.

Kirai: -sigh- uh-oh...

Mikan: KIRAI! -Mikan looks like she's going to attack everyone in the classroom-

Kirai: U-um..you can send reviews if you like, flames are accepted, and um...well -looks at Hotaru, Ruka, and Natsume- JA NE!

Hotaru, Ruka, Natsume, and Kirai:-run away from Mikan-

Mikan: ...