-Basic Info-

1. Full name: Michael Kelso.

2. Age: 18. I failed a grade, cuz I wouldn't write cursive.

3. Sex: Hell ya! OH, I get it. Male.

4. Height: 6'2. I'm tall and hot. Man pretty.

5. Weight: About 150 lbs, but muscular.

6. Natural Hair Color: Golden brown.

7. Current Hair Color: Golden brown. I didn't have to change it.

8. Parent's Names: Doesn't matter. Their last name is Kelso, and that brings fame.

9. Siblings Names and Ages: I have too many to name, but the gang knows Casey.

10. Pets Names: I have a bunch of dogs, but nobody knows who's they are.

-Favorites-

11. Favorite Color: Green. They bring out my eyes.

12. Favorite Food: Popsicles. They're good, but they just keep breaking...

13. Favorite Show: Anything with hot chicks.

14. Favorite Movie: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Christmas Rocks!

15. Favorite Video Game/Sport/Recreational Actvity (Ex. Swimming): I like doing it.

16. Favorite Book/Comic/Magazine: Playboy. I like to look at the pictures.

-Relationship If In One-

17. Girlfriend/Boyfriend and name: Jackie Burkhart

18. How long have you been going out: I don't know.

19. Do you intend to marry your girlfriend/boyfriend in the near future: If she wants to.

20. Favorite Memory with your girlfriend/boyfriend: Doing it.

21. Did you have your first kiss? If so then where and or how did it occur: We had it, but it

wasn't that important to our relationship.

22. Have you ever got more intimate then kissing/hugging/cuddling: Why the hell would I be

with Jackie if we hadn't gone further?

23. Have you ever slept with you girlfriend/boyfriend: Yes.

24. Most attractive thing about your girlfriend/boyfriend: Hair, eyes, butt, boobs

-Relationship if not in one (aka Crushes and such)-

25. Do you have a crush on someone and who:

26. Does he or she know that you do:

27. Do any of your friends know that you do? And who:

28. Have you ever tried asking this person out:

29. If so what was the reply:

30. Have you ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend and who:

31. Any common reason why those relationships before didn't work out:

32. If you haven't ever been with someone before, what's the reason and what holds you back:

-Random Sexual Stuff-

33. What attracts you most to the opposite sex? (Apperance/Physical): Hair, eyes, butts, boobs

34. What attracts you most to the opposite sex? (Personality): They don't need a good

personality. But whory is a good addition.

35. What hair color do you prefer: Whatever

36. What eye color do you prefer: Whatever

37. Color of Undergarments: NONE!

38. During making out or sex do you prefer lights on or off: On, then I can see what I'm

doing.

For Guys

39. Thong or underwear? Thong. Or none. Yeah, none.

40. Muscular or normally built women: Normal, but no fat chicks.

41. Like a girl with fake tits or real: Fake.

42. Lipstick or no: Lipstick makes them look super hot, so yeah.

43. Piercings? It doesn't matter.

44. Hot chick with a shitty personallity, ok looking chick with an ok personallity, fat ugly chick

with an amazing personallity: Hot chick! Oh! More than one hot chick!

45. Big ass or small ass: Huge ass.

For Girls

46. Boxers or briefs:

47. Muscular or medium built:

48. Abs enough to cuddle with or rock hard abs to play around with:

49. Guy wearing makeup or no makeup:

50. Piercings:

51. Hot guy with a crapy personality, adverage joe with average personallity, fugly guy with acne in his nose and crotch with an amazing personallity:

52. Guy with a huge ass or a normal sized one:

-Future-

53. Do you plan on getting married? To whom: Yes, to Jackie Burkhart.

54. What job do you plan on having: Rock star. Or movie star. Or ummm...

55. Where do you plan on living: In a love van.

56. How big of a house: Oh, I don't need a house.

57. How many kids do you plan on having: I probably have kids already, but I guess as many

as the times that I knock up Jackie.

58. What age can you see yourself dying at: Oh, I'm not gonna die. I'm gonna live forever

with the magic potion that I'm working on.

59. If your current plan for your future screws up, what do you have planned: Ummm, maybe

I'll become a professional Bottle-rocket thrower.

60. Future look bleak or bright: Oh, it looks bright to me!