I always forget that there are actually 6 verses to this song, (although they usually only show 4 on the TV show), so I included all 6 verses here.
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The Half Blood Prince Of Bel Air
Parody to The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
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Now Harry's a boy who only found out
His wizard roots a year ago now
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how the half-blood prince gave him quite a scare
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In West Little Whinging he was raised
With the Dursleys is where he spent most of his days
Didn't know Hagrid and Dumbledore planned to return in ten years to give him a hand
On a long ago night Harry beat the Dark Lord
Who'd have thought a baby could scare Voldemort?
They got in one little fight and the Dark Lord ran
(He said "I'm going to hide away 'til I think of a plan")
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To Diagon Alley Harry ventured one day
With Hagrid in tow to help him on his way
And Harry was reelin', he couldn't help feelin'
That magic and wizards were hard to believe in
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Meanwhile, Snape was far from glad
(Severus still held a grudge against his dad)
He vowed to give Harry a horrible term
Hmm, he would make him squirm
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He boarded on the train and he and Ron seemed
To stuff themselves with Chocolate Frogs and Bertie Botts Beans
(Their second year arrival was a little less prepared
When they borrowed Arthur's car and drove in the air)
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They pulled up to the school
Where the Sorting Hat placed
Harry, Ron and Hermione
In Gryffindor's grace
Harry's ears were still ringing
With the Hogwarts school song
As he felt, for the first time,
He really belonged.
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Here are the real lyrics to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:
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Now this
is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside
down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll
tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
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In West
Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most
of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all
shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
said "we're up in no good"
Started making trouble in my
neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And
said "you're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air"
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I
begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my
suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave
me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
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First
class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne
glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this
might be alright!
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I
whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said
"Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could
say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to
Bel-Air
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I
pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the
cabby "Yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I
was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air