Hi everybody sorry about the late update but here is my next chapter of Singing Naruto. Okay everybody I still could use some songs you would like Naruto to sing so if you have one tell me the name. the song in this chapter will be Im too sexy by right said fred.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the songs.

Naruto crying as Hinata whipped him again he had just recently found out Hinata had a fetish for pain and t hurt like hell. He would have screamed is she didn't put a ball gag in his mouth. Hinata was about to hit him again when her sister Hanabi walked in and Naruto thinking, "Kami please let her save me please. Hanabi sighed "Hinata you should have tied the ropes tighter" Hinata came in the room she right honey and you need to use your whip more when you hit him." as the two girls removed the clothes showing dominatrix outfits.

Naruto wanted to cry why was his life always fucked u he was container of a perverted Kyubbi wasn't that punishment enough. Naruto sighed but though "I am not getting raped without a fight. He then created a mini rasegan on his fingertip and shot it at his wrist rope cutting it he then rose to a sitting position and cut his feat restrain and said, "See ya." as he jumped out the window. He landed as he heard the worlds Naruto-kun come back." But he continued to run heading to Jiraiya house where he know the girls wouldn't come near.

The girls were looking for Naruto when there Naruto senses went off they turned their head as they saw him run down the street and cried Naruto-kun." as they began their pursuit. Naruto cursed this girls wouldn't leave him alone. Naruto saw Kakashi coming up the street and smirked and said "Hey look Kakashi reading a perverted books in front of kids." Praying it would distract the girls. It did as the girls eyes turn red and they said "Must kill pervert!" as they charged Kakashi and beat the living crap out of him. Naruto cringed as he heard Kakashi scream but continued to run.

When he got to Jiraiya house he banged on the door and screamed "Ero-sennin open this door." Jiraiya opened the door and said "What the hell do you want runt." Naruto ran into the room and said "Ero-sennin you have to hide me." as he closed the blinds. Jiraiya sighed as he brews some tea and said, "What happened?" Naruto sat down and said "Well first I got a record deal and when I went home to pack the girls were there saying how they want to have my children. When I said I have to leave they jumped me trying to get into my pants. I ran and Hinata caught and started whipping me this is some good tea and zzzz." Naruto said as he fell asleep Jiraiya chuckled as he tied Naruto up and dragged him outside and said "This kid going to make me rich."

Naruto woke up with a headache and looked around and saw Jiraiya saying "Welcome to the Naruto bidding the highest bidder will get Naruto for tonight so let start off with 500." Naruto tried to run but found himself tied to some chair but he did have his usual white shirt and black jeans on thank god. Naruto cringed as the girls continues to raise his hand and swore he going to make Jiraiya pay by doing a thousand years of pain and shoved a fire rocket up is ass. Naruto gulped as the girls started to get a little rowdy and swear Jiraiya will pay. There was then a shout of 1, 000,000,000 from a girl in a white sundress and a white hat. Another girls walked up wearing the same thing except in yellow and she said "1,000,000,001 for the blond cutie. The one in white scowled and said, "Wait a minute as she ripped the other one dress revealing a naked Itachi." Itachi ripped the other girl dress revealing a naked Sasuke. Sasuke growled, "What are you doing here." Itachi smirked "Well one im gay two Im here to win the blond cutie." As he winked at Naruto and Naruto wished someone would please kill him just kill him now.

Sasuke had tears in his eyes and said, "You always wanted what I want my Barbie dolls my little Mr. gay America crown and now Naruto well he mine." As they bickered they didn't notice the girls surround them and Sakura said "One you gay bastards Naruto not gay and if you try and make him will kill you." Itachi smirked "Bring it." the girls smiled as they pulled out giant mallets. Sasuke and Itachi screamed as the mallets sent them flying. They then said "Team Rocket blasting off again." Orochimaru appeared and said "Meowth that right." as they disappeared.

Tsunade then said, "screw this I have been pining for him the longest." Anko scowled "So what I rubbed against him." Kurenai smirked "I slept with him." The other girls put in the reasons and pretty soon it broke out into a catfight. Girl were using their teeth, fingernails, kicks and jutsu when one said "Mud no jutsu as the arena was filled with mud as the girls began to get wetter and muddier causing there clothes to stick to them or what was left of it.

Jiraiya prayed to god as he took pictures and notes and said "I'll make plenty of book with this information as Naruto tried not to faint as he lost most of his blood from a giant nosebleed. He then had a light bulb flashed over his head and broke the ropes and sad "Girls stop." The girls stopped and there eyes turned into harts and Naruto said "Don't rape me but I can make it up to you meet me in the modeling arena in ten minutes." as he teleported. Ten minutes past and the girls were seated in front and on the side of a catwalk (Bet you can guess what song im going to do )

Shizune then said "I wonder what he going to perform for us." Tenten smiled "Maybe he'll sing us another song." Anko grinned; "Maybe he'll strip for us." the girl's eye lit up as the curtain opened and showed Naruto wearing a tight muscle shirt with tight leather pants causing the girl's nose to bleed. Naruto began to sing I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love love's going to leave me as the music began.

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it hurts
and I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

(as he began to flex his muscles as the girls grow excited.)

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

(He then ripped off his shirt causing Ino, Hinata, and sakura to faint from a massive nosebleed and began to strut up the catwalk.)

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

(Water then poured on Naruto causing him to glisten and look even hotter causing Tenten and Temari to faint from nose bleeds)

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

(as he blow kisses to Kurenai and Shizune causing them to faint from nosebleeds)

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

He then ripped off his pants letting the Anko and Tsunade see how tight his boxers were n his members and they fainted from a super nosebleed.)

And I'm too sexy for this song

Naruto chuckled as he made Kage bushin to pick up the girls "Don't every doubt the power of being sexy." as he took them to his home. A certain pervert was watching from a far with a camcorder and smiled "This tape going to the Internet and I'll be rich." as he sped to his home. When Naruto got to his home and put the girls down he grabbed his head as he body shook with an intense headache when he opened his eyes they were no red with slits and Kyuubi smirked as he took control "Sorry Naruto but you need to get lad and what better way then having a sexy party." As he woke up the girls and made a couple of kage bushin as the room was filled with moans and screams. Naruto sat down in the Kyuubi head and made a note after he shoves a fire rocket up Jiraiya ass t have Kyuubi neutered when he felt something wet and sticky on his hand. He raised it and saw it had white goop on it Naruto eyes widen as he screamed and looked down and saw the entire floor was covered in it. Naruto roared "Kyuubi you bastard."

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