Danganronpa: The Greatest Japanese Hero
Disclaimer:
Danganronpa is owned by Spike Chunsoft and Lerche
The Greatest American Hero is owned by Stephen J. Cannell
Many thanks to those who read and reviewed this fic. I really appreciated it and this gave me inspiration to work on the next chapter and here Pachinko persists in attempting to expose Naegi as the SUPER GUY and would go to certain lengths to ensure that his plans would succeed…
But first he has to overcome some obstacles, which would happen soon…
Well then, read on and enjoy!
His goons snickered at the scene as they find it funny after Pachinko was assaulted by the escaped mental patient, and they commented that Pachinko really needed that scene to lighten up, and felt that this was the best comedy scene they ever saw, and probably it would be best if this happens once in a while, which Pachinko twitched his eye upon hearing it.
Then the goons wondered aloud what would happen if Pachinko ended up being in the mental hospital if he keeps on insisting that Naegi is the super guy, and they snickered if they think that becomes the scenario.
"The boss sure wouldn't let up…"
"Is he really sure about what he's doing?"
"Suppose what would happen if the boss ends up at the nuthouse should the medics catch him in the act?"
"It's possible…"
"Yeah…I can imagine the boss wearing straitjackets…"
"Should we take a picture of him wearing those…?"
"Good idea…"
"Yeah…"
The mob boss became agitated at hearing that and felt insulted thinking that his men is considering him CRAZY, and brought out his machine gun and aimed it at the goons, asking if they find anything funny, and this spooked the goons and apologized, saying that they are sorry and will not do it again.
"WE'RE SORRY!"
"FORGIVE US!"
"SHOW US MERCY!"
"WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN!"
"JUST DON'T HURT US!"
"WE BEG YOU!"
"PLEASE!"
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
As Pachinko berated his goons, he did not see Naegi leaving Hope's Peak, as the SHSL Luckster accompanied Maizono as they are heading to a mall to hang out, and there she asked Naegi what would he like to eat, saying that it's her treat, which Naegi asked if this is okay, and the SHSL Idol said it is okay, and said she wanted this as this would be a good date.
"So, Naegi-kun…"
"Yeah?"
"Where would you like to go?"
"Um…"
"It'll be my treat."
"Are you sure?"
"Yup. I want this to be our first date."
"O-okay…"
As the two teens walked away, they did not notice the commotion near the parking lot as they passed by, and Pachinko narrowly missed his target as he is too busy threatening his men, thus missing his chance, and after a minute, Pachinko finally calmed down as he hid his weapon and asked his driver if his target has not left yet, the driver told him that Naegi left school a minute ago.
Pachinko stared wide-eyed and demanded to know why wasn't he told about this, and the driver reluctantly told that Pachinko is too busy berating his men, and that the driver explained that he is quite hesitant to intervene, and the mob boss became pissed and blamed his goons for it, which his men apologized for pissing him off.
The mob boss then took out his machine gun and asked who wants to die for making him miss his target due to his goons making fun of him that caused him to get distracted, and the goons became terrified for earning their boss' wrath, and begged for mercy, as well as to spare their lives.
"WE'RE SORRY!"
"FORGIVE US!"
"SHOW US MERCY!"
"WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN!"
"JUST DON'T HURT US!"
"WE BEG YOU!"
"PLEASE!"
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
As this is happening, more precious time is wasted, yet they were fortunate that none of the passing students leaving Hope's Peak Academy noticed the commotion at the parking lot, as they are too busy chatting with their schoolmates and went on with their business.
Believe It Or Not by Joey Scarbury
(Opening Song from The Greatest American Hero)
Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself;
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
Should've been somebody else.
Believe it or not,
I'm walkin' on air,
I never thought I could feel so free;
Flyin' away on a wing and a pray'r,
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just me.
Just like the light of new day,
It hit me from out of the blue;
Breakin' me out of the spell I was in,
Makin' all of my wishes come true.
Believe it or not,
I'm walkin' on air,
I never thought I could feel so free;
Flyin' away on a wing and a pray'r,
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just me.
Ch. 110: Pachinko ni totte motto warui shunkan
After a minute Pachnko finally calmed down after his driver urged him to do so, saying that they can still find Naegi as he saw which direction he took, and Pachinko told his driver to get on it as he wants to keep a close eye on him and see if Naegi would go into action, which the driver reluctantly complied, as he mentally wondered if this is for the best.
There the limousine leaves the parking area of Hope's Peak Academy and began their search for Naegi, where minutes later they found the SHSL Luckster, walking with Maizono as they head towards a nearby park, where a food truck is situated, and there Maizono asked if he wants to have a snack, which Naegi brought out his wallet to see how much he could afford for the food.
However, Maizono tells him that she will be the one to pay, which Naegi asked if she is sure, saying that he will pay for the food they are about to order, but the SHSL Idol insisted that she will shoulder the expenses as she has enough money due to her part-time work as an idol, even though Naegi is reluctant at first.
"Don't fuss, Naegi-kun. I'll treat you."
"Eh? But…"
"It's fine. Really."
"But…that's…"
"It's okay. I wanted this."
"Are you sure?"
"Yup-yup."
"O-okay…"
After a friendly argument, Naegi relented and lets her do the paying as they went to the food truck to order their snack, and went to a table with chairs where they sat down and began to dine while chatting with each other. Both appeared to enjoy each other's company as it turns out that they began to date in secret, and Maizono is happy with it, as she finally became Naegi's girlfriend.
Not far, Pachinko is watching anxiously as he is expecting that Naegi would go into action and reveal the red suit that the Luckster is secretly wearing, but so far nothing has happened, and the driver asked Pachinko if he is sure about what he thinks about Naegi, seeing that the teen boy appeared to be no more than an ordinary teenager. But Pachinko insisted that Naegi is the super guy and that he will go into action shortly.
By then Naegi stood up and tells Maizono that he is going to use the portable toilet that is seen near him, promising that he will be back, and Maizono nodded and said she will be waiting. There Naegi heads for the portable toilet and went inside, and Pachinko sees this as an opportunity to head there and expose Naegi, believing that the boy is putting on the red suit.
Pachinko's driver saw the excited look on the mob boss and asked if he really intend to go there, which the mob boss said he is, as he sees this as the chance of a lifetime and show the world who Makoto Naegi is, and prove to everyone that Aru Pachinko is not CRAZY.
"Boss! Are you really…?"
"Yep."
"But…"
"This is the opportunity of a lifetime. And my shining moment."
"But…what if…?"
"I am sure of it! Once I expose that boy…the world will stop mocking me for acting crazy! And the world will acknowledge me as the man who will expose the SUPER GUY!"
"Boss…"
"Here I come…"
But just as Pachinko is about to leave the limousine and head to the park where Maizono and Naegi are, the escaped mental patient from earlier somehow escaped the ambulance and made his way here, and jumped inside the limousine as the window is still open, and went straight for Pachinko, straddling him and began to physically harass the surprised mob boss!
"HA-HA-HA!"
"What the...? You! How did you…?!"
"I'M THE SUPER GUY! I'M THE SUPER-DUPER SUPER GUY!"
"Get away from me, you numbskull!"
"I HAVE SUPER DUPER POWERS! HERE...I CAN FLY...!"
"HEY! GET OFF ME! AND GET OUT OF MY LIMO, YOU NUTBALL! I'M BUSY!"
"HAVE AT YOU, YOU SUPER VILLAIN! HA-HA-HA!"
"KNOCK IT OFF! LET GO OF ME! HELP! GUYS! GET THIS WHACKO OFF ME!"
The escaped mental patient resumed in physically harassing Pachinko by pulling his hair and pinching his cheeks, then began pulling Pachinko's ears, hurting him, and the mob boss attempted to get out of the limousine but is pulled back inside and gets clobbered, where moments later the mental patient began riding Pachinko like a horse, yet Pachinko managed to escape the limo but the escaped mental patient is still straddling the mob boss, pulling his hair while slapping both sides of his cheeks while riding him like a horse.
Pachinko went into a panic and ran around before heading to the park, where he accidentally broke a few tables before going straight inside one of the portable toilets, and moments later a woman can be heard screaming, and voices can be heard, from the shrieking woman, Pachinko and the escaped mental patient.
"HA-HA-HA!"
"Get off me, you whacko!"
"EEEKKK! HENTAI!"
"I'M THE SUPER GUY! I'M THE SUPER-DUPER SUPER GUY!"
"Get away from me, you numbskull! I mean get off!"
"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PERVERTS!"
"I HAVE SUPER DUPER POWERS! HERE...I CAN FLY...!"
"HEY! GET OFF ME! AND GET OUT OF MY LIMO, YOU NUTBALL! I'M BUSY!"
"HELP! SOMEONE HELP! HENTAI! I'M BEING VIOLATED BY A PAIR OF HENTAI!"
"HAVE AT YOU, YOU SUPER VILLAIN! HA-HA-HA!"
"KNOCK IT OFF! LET GO OF ME! HELP! GUYS! GET THIS WHACKO OFF ME!"
"EEEEKKK! HELP!"
Maizono became worried at seeing the ruckus, and because she was not around at the time when Naegi stopped Pachinko previously, she is unaware of Pachinko's motives, and Naegi got out of the portable toilet and asked what is going on, and there she took his hand and said they're leaving before they get dragged into the ruckus.
"Naegi-kun!"
"Maizono-san…what's going on?"
"Come on! We're leaving!"
"Eh? But…"
"Trust me on this."
"Uh…"
"It's fine."
""O-okay…
As Naegi and Maizono left, Pachinko managed to get out, but the mental patient continued to physically harass the mob boss, and it appeared that there is no stopping until a passing ambulance passed by and saw the commotion, and medics arrived and restrains the mental patient, putting on the straitjacket and making sure that the patient won't escape this time, while apologizing to Pachinko for what happened, and the mob boss berated the paramedics for letting the mental patient escape and cause trouble for him the second time around.
"We're sorry, sir..."
"DAMN YOU!"
"Please…accept our apology..."
"BECAUSE OF YOU I GOT ASSAULTED AGAIN BY THAT SICK WHACKO! DO YOU REALIZE THAT I ALMOST GOT KILLED?!"
"It won't happen again..."
"GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT! YOU GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! NOW BEFORE I SHOOT YOU DOWN!"
"We're going..."
"NOW!"
As the mental patient is loaded inside the ambulance, Pachinko angrily went back to the portable toilet to search for Naegi, unaware that the teen boy has already left, and as he searched for the toilets, he accidentally searched the one that the woman is in, and she shrieked at what Pachinko is doing, and hits him with her purse while calling him a maniac.
"Aha! I got you! Now you will…"
"EEEKKKK!"
"What the..? Where is he? Where's that boy?"
"HENTAI! HENTAI! HENTAI!"
"OW! OW! OW! KNOCK IT OFF! STOP!"
"HENTAI! HENTAI! HENTAI! I'll kill you!"
"Get away from me, you bitch!"
"HENTAI! HENTAI! HENTAI!"
Pachinko is in a bind as the woman continue to hit him with her purse and shouted for help, saying that Pachinko is trying to peek on her while using the toilet, which he denies and said that he is looking for the SUPER GUY, which caused the woman to assume that Pachinko is crazy, and screamed louder and calling for help, saying that Pachinko is both a maniac and a psycho.
The mob boss resented it and tells her that he is not, but the woman kept on shouting for help.
"HEY! STOP THAT!"
"HELP! POLICE! I GOT A SICK WHACKO AND A HENTAI!"
"I'M NOT CRAZY!"
"HE'S PEEKING AT ME WHILE USING THE TOILET! NOW HE SAYS HE SAW A SUPERMAN!"
"I SAID I'M NOT CRAZY!"
"HELP! POLICE! POLICE!"
"DAMN IT! I SAID STOP!"
"HELP! HELP! HENTAI ON THE LOOSE!"
Fearing that he might get questioned by the police and put his parole in jeopardy, Pachinko ran towards the limousine where he berated his goons for not helping him fend off the mental patient, showing his hair disshelved and his cheeks and ears swelling, as well as having lumps on his head due to being hit by the woman's purse, and there he told the driver to get them out of here.
The driver nodded and the limousine drives away amid the woman chasing after the car and shouted at Pachinko never to show his face again.
-x-
The next few days seemed to have taken a toll on Pachinko's mental fortitude, as he is rambling on why he couldn't catch Naegi in the act, saying he is close to exposing him as the super guy, and why is he falling victim to misfortune, such as being attacked by an escaped mental patient and a woman who accuses him for peeking at the portable toilet.
Amid Pachinko's rambling, his men are worried at what he is going through and wondered if their boss needed professional help as they felt that he is getting more and more unhinged at every minute, seeing that Pachinko's obsession towards Naegi is becoming unhealthy.
"The boss sure wouldn't let up…"
"Is he really sure about what he's doing?"
"Suppose what would happen if the boss ends up at the nuthouse should the medics catch him in the act?"
"It's possible…"
"Yeah…I can imagine the boss wearing straitjackets…"
"Hey…how about we call a doctor, and have him check on the boss…?"
"Good idea…that way we can tell if the boss is crazy or not…"
"Yeah…"
Pachinko overheard what his men said and is irritated at being accused of being crazy, yet he held on and vowed that he will prove them wrong and show them that Naegi is the super guy and that he has actual powers and he will not stop until he has proven himself.
"Really...why am I surrounded by idiots…?"
Eventually, Pachinko decided to get some rest and went to his room, and slowly drifted to sleep and he appeared to be in a peaceful slumber until he is startled when he felt his bed shaking, and as he opened his eyes, he is surprised to see that he is at outdoors, and in the skies, and as he peered under the bed, he is surprised to see that Naegi, who is wearing the red suit, is flying while carrying the bed, and he grinned at Pachinko, telling him that he is doing HIM a favor.
While Pachinko is thrilled to have Naegi in his grasp, he quickly became worried as he realized that they are outside, at the skies, and that he is on his bed with no one else around, and he demanded to Naegi to bring him down so that he can take him to the media and expose Naegi to the world. Surprisingly, Naegi seemingly agree with him, much to Pachinko's enthusiasm.
"What...? Really?"
"Yes...I will comply…I'll give you what you want…I'll bring you down…"
"Heh-heh-heh…good…that's good…"
"So...do you have any last words…?"
"What?"
"We're going down, right? Down below…to see the OTHER GUY IN THE RED SUIT…"
"You…you can't be serious! I intend to prove to the world that you exist! That you're for real! That the super guy is a real person!"
"Sorry…I don't do that for free. Maybe after meeting HIM…maybe this will change your mind…"
Grinning, Naegi began to carry the bed and flew downwards in a fast-moving speed, and a terrified Pachinko held onto the bed sheet and mattress as he feels that he is going to fall,, and he is shrieking in panic as things happened to fast and the mob boss demanded that Naegi spare his him, but Naegi spitefully refuses and flew down faster and Pachinko shrieked louder as they are about to crash onto the ground, and the scene fades in Pachinko screamed louder, and after a few moments the scene lit up, showing that the mob boss had another nightmare as he is sprawled on the bedroom floor, and his henchmen came rushing in after hearing him screaming and they began shook him hard just to snap him out, and began asking him if he is okay.
"Boss!"
"Boss!"
"Are you okay?"
"..."
"He has another nightmare!"
"Help him up!"
"Bring him some water!"
"Get a hold of yourself, boss!"
As the servants help him up, Pachinko's eyes were twitching and he is seething that he had another nightmare and he wondered why he had another dream in which he is close to getting Naegi only to have a turn of events go wrong, and is wondering if he is losing his mind or not, and orders his henchmen to leave him alone, and the henchmen did, and once he is alone, Pachinko is pondering if he is going crazy or not, wanting to wish that he succeed in capturing Naegi and expose him as the super guy.
Suddenly, one of his men came in and said that he saw a parade nearby and that Naegi is spotted among the crowd, wearing what appeared to be a red suit with a cape, and Pachinko stared wide-eyed as he sees this as an opportunity and ran off and boarded the limousine and tells the driver to head to the destination, which the driver reluctantly obliges.
Arriving, Pachinko saw a parade and saw what appeared to be Naegi, wearing the red suit and cape, and the mob boss' compulsive obsession kicks in as he jumps out of the car and grabbed his target, as he believed that he has captured his most hated target and now he has a reason to believe that he has triumphed.
However, an unexpected turn of events happened as the Naegi that Pachinko caught turns out to be a female cosplayer, who happened to be a fan of Komaru's manga, The Misadventures Of Captain Gonzo, and the costume, and the wig she is wearing makes her nearly identical to Naegi due to the girl's height and build, and she shrieked upon assuming that she is being assaulted by a pervert.
"Got you! Now you will…"
"EEEEKKK!"
"Huh?"
"Hentai! Hentai!"
"Hey! You're not him!"
"Help! Help! Maniac! Maniac!"
"What the…?"
"Sex fiend! Sex fiend!"
Pachinko is bewildered as the wig fell off, and there he irrationally accuses the cosplayer of tricking him and demanded to know where Naegi is, and she rebuked him, saying that she is just attending a cosplay convention to commemorate the anniversary of the manga. Pachinko turn around and saw other cosplayers dressed up as Captain Gonzo, and their appearances are nearly identical to Naegi's, and Pachinko foolishly went after them, saying that he knows which one is Naegi.
Unfortunately, this caused the female cosplayers to panic and began to assault the mob boss, punching and kicking him, as well as hitting him with their purses, urging their fellow cosplayers to teach Pachinko a lesson for having perverted intentions and to show that girls are not to be taken lightly.
"TAKE THAT!"
"AND THAT!"
"YOU PERVERT!"
"YOU THINK YOU CAN ASSULT US AS SEX OBJECTS?"
"YOU'RE DEAD!"
"GET HIM, GIRLS!"
"ALL FOR ONE!"
"SHOW THIS CREEP WHO'S THE WEAKER SEX!"
Pachinko was slowly overwhelmed and is forced to retreat, and ran towards the limousine and tells the driver to drive away, which the driver nodded as he is spooked to see the cosplayers charging towards them, and the vehicle ran off.
As all of this is happening, Makoto Naegi happened to pass by and stared wide-eyed at what he is seeing, and because he failed to see Pachinko's face, the SHSL Luckster had no idea that he is being targeted by the mob boss and Naegi assumes that a pervert is trying to make a pass at the female cosplayers, and he decided to leave.
By then the female cosplayers saw Naegi, and assumed that he is also a cosplayer and one of them asked why Naegi is not in costume if he wants to attend the Comicon where Komaru's manga is featured, and the Luckster said that he is not a cosplayer and that he is just passing by, but then another cosplayer, who happened to be a feminist, suspected that Naegi could be a pervert just like Pachinko and accuses him of trying to make a pass at the group, which Naegi denies the accusation.
"Hey! Girls! That guy might be in league with that pervert earlier!"
"Yeah…"
"She's right…"
"Huh?"
"You pervert! You sure have the guts!"
"You won't get us this time!"
"We're ready and armed!"
"Eh? What are you…?"
Soon the other cosplayers misunderstood the situation and believed that Naegi is also a pervert by disguising himself as the manga character and seduce the girls, and the cosplayers are up in arms and began to lynch Naegi, and he is forced to run away as he felt that BAD LUCK has struck him and tells the girls that he is not a pervert, but was ignored.
"STOP! THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING!"
"TAKE THAT!"
"AND THAT!"
"YOU PERVERT!"
"YOU THINK YOU CAN ASSULT US AS SEX OBJECTS?"
"YOU'RE DEAD!"
"GET HIM, GIRLS!"
"ALL FOR ONE!"
Because Naegi was not wearing the red suit at this time, he has no chance of escaping the raging cosplayers other than running away, and he ran as fast as he could while the cosplayers give chase, carrying their bags and purses as weapons as they intend to beat up Naegi for the perceived perverted intention.
To Be Continued...
Hope you liked this chapter, as comedy is abound all over, as Pachinko gets more misfortune as he narrowly came close to catching Naegi only to get interrupted by a series of unfortunate incidents…
It did not help that Pachinko gets another nightmare and then mistakenly attempted to assault a group of female cosplayers who are feminists who are supporting Komaru's manga that is based on Naegi's likeness and the red suit…
And Naegi soon gets mistaken for being the same hentai like what happened to Pachinko…
Preview:
Pachinko loses his patience and makes his move to get at Naegi (this time for real)…
See you in January 2020…
Reviews are welcomed, but needed…