All right here is my next update for singing Naruto not much to say well any way here we go.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Kyubbi smiled as he walked back to his cage singing "im a super freak super freak super freaky now now now." He then stopped as he saw a figure covered in white goo the figure glared at him as he shook the mess off revealing Naruto with a pissed off expression on his face. Kyuubi grinned and said "What up Naruto?" Naruto glared at him and said "You going to get neutered." He said with a grin rope thing sprung out of the ground tying Kyuubi down Kyuubi eyes widen as Naruto came in a bulldozer and screamed, "No please Im sorry." Naruto glared at him "Sorry is when you step on a fin not when you lock someone in a cage full of your sperm that called getting an ass kicking. Now how do you use this thing?" as the claw got closer to Kyuubi member. Kyuubi began to cry "Im sorry I wont do it again." Naruto looked at him and said "really?" Kyuubi nodded. Naruto shrugged "whatever but to teach you a lesson." Naruto brought the arm back and smashed it into Kyuubi manhood as covered his ears as Kyuubi screamed like a little girl.
Naruto then took over his body and avoided looking at the girl that were sprawled out on the floor and went to his room and grabbed an orange shirt and back pants. He then headed to the bathroom and took a shower. When he finished and got dressed he opened the door and gasped as the girls stood in his way in there birthday suits. He gulped as he stepped back while Hinata walked up and purred "Naruto-kun you were so great last night let do it again." as she traced her fingers on his chest. Naruto groaned as he reached the wall and suddenly had an idea. He smiled and said "I would love to Hinata but I have to go." as he powered as rasegan in his hands and pushed it into the wall. He then jumped into the ally and ran for it.
He stopped when he know he got far enough and reached into is pocket and pulled out a list with some pretty deadly pranks on it. He smiled evilly and said "You will learn to never mess with the ultimate prankster Naruto Uzamaki Kukukukukukuk." as he performed a perfect Orochimaru laughed.
In the village of sound:
Orochimaru smiled as his greatest dreams were coming true his henchmen Kabuto came to him and said "Orochi-sama Never Never land is almost complete." Orochimaru smiled thinking "Hey Michael Jackson could do it now I just need to find a giraffe."
Back in Konoha:
Naruto smiled as he figured out the perfect plan to get revenge on that pervert bastard when the the green beast of Konoha step in front of him. Gai smiled at him and said "Naruto I have came here to challenge you for the title of sexiest man in Konoha." Naruto raised an eyebrow "what." he was then interrupted when Kakashi stepped up and said "Wrong I challenge him for the title of sexiest man in Konoha." Naruto interrupted what are you talking about?" Gai pulled out a laptop out of heaven knows where and pressed a button. Naruto mouth dropped as it showed him doing his im too sexy dance and at the end it said "Naruto the symbol of sexy." Naruto scowled Jiraiya was behind this. Gai then said "Enough talk I challenge you to a xialoin showdown." a kid with a big yellow head that was bigger then his body with a red and black gi yelled "Hey that my show line." as he knocked Gai upside the head and left. Kakashi sighed and said "let just do this." and clapped his hands. Naruto blinked they stood in front of a walkway in front of what appeared to be million of girls including the boys. At a table sat Ibiki, Genma, and Hiashi Hyugga.
Genma then said "the rules of the contest is the person who cause the most girls or boys to faint win Gai you first." Gai smiled as he walked up the walkway and Lee screamed "Show what sexy look like Gai-sensei." Gai stopped and smiled before ripping out his clothing revealing him standing in a green speedo (A/N please excuse the author for a minute he has to throw from writing that and would like to say sorry to all of my readers for any mental dame you are having please enjoy the boring elevator music as the author continue to throw up his lunch... And were back)
There was many reaction to this Girls ran away screaming babies cried and most men went blind even a couple of gay ones. When everyone calmed down Ibiki yelled " Dammit guy what are you trying to do." as nurses had to carry Genma out who fell into a coma from the sight and they also led Hiashi out since his super strong eyes went blind from the sight. They then found a new set of judges and Naruto gasped "Sarutobi and dad." Arashi nodded "I never died son these lazy bastard of ninja thought I died but I was fucking tired hell so I took a nap.You be tired sealing a goddamn nine tail demon in a kid."
Sarutobi said"I never died either I mean how the hell could that snake fag kill me really but it did give me some time to read my Ichi Ichi paradise collector edition." this caught Arashi attention"You have that I let you read my ichi ichi paradise demon edition." Sarutobi grinned "You got a deal." as they shook hands a woman then walked in with silver hair wearing a sliver shirt that and black pants with a bust that could rival Tsunade walked up to Arashi and Sarutobi bashed them in the head with a frying pan. She scowled as she throw the bloody frying pan away before smiling at Naruto and said "Hello honey." Naruto blinked "Mom."
Kyuubi nearly chocked seeing the woman in front of him and said "Goddamn Momma got it going on you need to tap that. Naruto nearly throw up "Kyuubi that my mother." Kyuubi shrugged "So every heard of incest." Naruto paled at the thought. When Arashi and Sarutobi came to Naruto mother who name is Naru took Ibiki place and said "Let the show began Kakashi your up." Kakashi nodded and walked up he then pulled down his mask causing a good number of boys and girls to faint. He smiled as he pull his mask back up and smirked and said "Beat that." Naruto smirked and walked up the catwalk and flipped his hair and winked causing the same amount of people to faint as Kakashi. Sarutobi nodded "it's a tie it ok like we will have a sexy off." Arashi nodded "that when both character battle with there sexiness until the other faint from it." then he looked at Naruto said "Naruto do not worry because you have the power of he sexy eye with you." Naruto blinked "what." Naru nodded "the power of the Uzamaki bloodline the power of sexy Arashi show him." Arashi nodded and walked up the catwalk and said "Sexy eye." as his eyes became a lighter shade of blue he then smirked as he ripped off his clothes revealing a blue speedo. Austin Powers music began to play as Arashi began to dance like Austin Power. Girls and yaoi boys began to heat up as Arashi began to shake his arse. Naru smiled at her son "You see son your dad a male stripped hen we met and I still have him give me lap dances." Naruto w dropped seriously he was going to need therapy after all this shit.
Arashi finished his dances and colleted the cash that the girls and boys throw while Itachi and Sasuke wiped away there nose bleed and Itachi said "Damn I don't know who to choose Naruto or his dad." Sasuke nodded "How about we try and get both." brothers nodded . Naruto and Kakashi stood on the end if a catwalk staring down each other.( If you saw zoolander this is a scene from that movie) the music began to play as Naruto and Kakashi began there walk. Kiba and the gang watched when Shino yelled "come on Naruto shake that ass." the boys looked at him Shino shrugged "I want him to win."
Naruto panted as the matched continued when his dad yelled "come on Naruto use the power of sexy." Naruto nodded as his eyes grow a lighter blue and whipped his head at Kakashi and gave him the look. Kakashi and the crowd gasped and arashi muttered as he wiped away a tear and said 'my baby by growing up." he then brst into tears as he hugged his wife. Naruto winked and began to strut up the catwalk winking at the crowds causing girls to faint. Kakashi backed away In terror a Naruto walked closer . Naruto and Kakashi stared into each other eyes as Kakashi groaned as he fainted from the power. Naruto smiled "Do not doubt the power of sexy." he then turned around to see the girls walking on all fours to him with lust in there eyes. Naruto gulped as the girls lunged forward and began to ravish him and had him make kage bushins for them. Naru and Arashi watched with pride in there eyes as Naruto and his kage bushins were ravished over and over again.
In of chapter and can I get some new reviewers to review just click on the button o the bottom it easy. Please review and what kind of prank should I have Naruto pull on Jiraiya