Disclaimer: I don't own because if I did then Ino would be Ricky's bitch.
( Unknown)
" You will be mine, my tailed demons. This time no one can stop me from getting all of you" mechanical laughter filled the dark room and all the tailed demons got a sudden chill run down their spines.
(Konoha)
Two screams were heard through out the village. One by our favorite Iruka-sensei and the other by the Hokage.
" Naruto!" -Iruka
" Hiro!"- Tsunade.
" Stop using sexy no jutsu on the villagers" Tsunade and Iruka yelled together.
Hiro and Naruto pouted and walked over to the Hokage mountain to plan their next prank.
" Well we used sexy no jutsu on Kakashi, Iruka, Jiraiya, and the rest of the villagers. So what are we going to do now?" Naruto sighed.
Hiro, who was looking over at the villagers suddenly spotted a beautiful bland and a slutty pink haired girl walking through the village arguing about something or other.
" Who are they?" Hiro jumped up pointing at the girls.
Naruto looked up and said, " the blonde's Ino-chan and the strawberry is Sakura-chan."
" Ino-chan" Hiro tested the name on his tongue, " I'm going to make her my bitch" Hiro ran down to the village with Naruto trailing after.
" Ino-chan, you are the most beautiful girl in the village, will you do me the honor and be my bitch" Hiro asked while kneeling down on his knees and kissing Ino's hand repeatedly.
Ino's left eye twitched and she slapped Hiro away.
" You little creep, stay away from me or I'll kill you" Ino growled at Hiro and walked away with Sakura in tow.
" I'll never give up my beautiful and lovely Ino-chan. And I never go back on my word, that is my ninja way" Hiro yelled to her as she disappeared in the crowed.
" Hey, that's my line" Naruto glared.
" Sorry kid, it felt appropriate at the time" Hiro shrugged.
( Log cabin in the woods)
" Man Kuson-kun, you make the best food ever" Kisame jumped up and yelled. Itachi nodded in agreement.
Kuson blushed and whispered a small " thank you".
The trio sat down to eat because they decided they couldn't think on an empty stomach. Kuson voter to cook.
" Kuson-kun can sleep in the bed because he cooked such a good dinner" Itachi suddenly cut in.
" that's not necessary-" kuson started but Kisame cut in, " That's a great idea, Itachi-kun."
Kuson sighed and decided just to go along with whatever Kisame and Itachi said.
' Wait, did Itachi and Kisame just say they were sleeping in bed with me!' Kuson thought nervously.
( In the middle of nowhere)
" We're lost aren't we?" Angel asked.
" Yep" Sasuke replied.
" Great" Angel said sarcastically.
( Orochimaru's)
" Orochimaru-sama, the demon lord has awaken and he's killing off all the humans. What do we do, sir?" a random ninja said.
Orochimaru thought for a moment before pulling out a scroll and writing something down. " Kabuto, give this to Tsunade of Konaha right away" Orochimaru said.
" of course, Orochimaru-sama" Kabuto bowed and then ran out of the room.
" That letter's our only hope" Orochimaru sighed dramatically.
(Log cabin)
'Bang!' a blast was heard throughout the cabin.
' Thank the gods for a distraction' Kuson sweated nervously.
The trio ran outside to see a giant rat with four tails crushing and breaking down the trees. Its hideous yellow teeth showing and its blood red eyes glaring at everything.
" I'm the great the all mighty Stinky Pants and I will become the new demon lord" the rat thing laughed.
" Stinky Pants" - Kuson.
" Rat thing" - Kisame.
"…" - Itachi.
" Neko, do you dare defy your new lord! I shall kill you for that you stupid cat" Stinky Pants said.
" You can joke that I'm gay. You can dis my cooking. But I draw the line at being called stupid. You're going down Stinky Pants" in a blur of black and blue, Kuson leaped up and beat the shit out of that retarded rat.
" We will meet again" Stinky Pants said as he ran away from the raging cat holder.
" Are you alright Kuson-kun?" Kisame asked.
" No I'm not alright!" Kuson growled and Kisame jumped behind Itachi.
" Kuson… you have to calm down or else you'll destroy something you don't want to" Itachi said.
" Calm down… calm down! The only way I can ever calm down is when I'm near Hiro-kun and Angel-chan" Kuson yelled.
" well then we just have to go find them then wont we" Itachi smirked.
( in the middle of nowhere)
" Sasuke-kun," Angel whined, " where are we. I have a really bad feeling right now and I don't know what's wrong."
" Angel-chan, your almost as annoying as Naruto sometimes. I wonder if you're related to each other" Sasuke said then lost himself in thought.
" Who's Naruto?" Angel asked.
" the sexiest thing alive" Sasuke said not thinking.
Angel smirked ' oh, this is going to be fun.'
" Do you miss your little Naru-chan?" Angel asked.
" Hell ya, if I ever go back to Konoha to stay it would be because Naru-chan asked me to," Sasuke sighed then jerked and glared at Angel, " you tricked me!"
" No I didn't," Angel blinked innocently, " you did that to yourself."
Sasuke growled and Angel smirked.
" come on Sasu-chan, lets go" Angel said then smacked Sasukes ass. Sasuke squeaked.
'
oh yes, this is definitely going to be fun' Angel smirked.
( Konoha)
" why are you here?" Tsunade asked Kabuto who just arrived in Konohagakure.
" Orochimaru-sama wanted me to give this to you Hokage-sama" Kabuto handed Tsunade the scroll.
Tsunade read the scroll twice before nodding toward Kabuto and said " tell him, he has two days to get everyone here but after that we're locking the doors."
Kabuto bowed and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
' our lives just got more complicated' Tsunade thought.
( Orochimaru's)
" Everyone pack up, we're moving to Konoha" Orochimaru said.
( in the middle of nowhere)
" Orochimaru-sama just sent us a message to meet in Konohagakure" Angel told Sasuke.
" How did you know that he was sending a message?" Sasuke asked.
" I don't know, a feeling I guess?" Angel shrugged.
Sasuke rolled his eyes and ran off to Konoha with Angel following after.
( outside Konoha)
" Why are we here?" Kuson asked Itachi and Kisame.
" We need somewhere safe to stay and Konoha is the safest place I know of. I don't want you getting hurt when we only just met" Itachi said and Kuson blushed.
" Itachi Uchiha, what are you doing here?" Jiraiya asked form a top of Konoha's gate.
" We need someplace to stay" Kisame yelled.
"we'll go someplace else" Jiraiya yelled back.
" I'll destroy everything and everyone if you don't let us in. I need someplace to keep Kuson-kun safe and this is the best I know" Itachi said.
Jiraiya grumbled and sent a frog to tell Tsunade while opening the gate.
( somewhere in between Orochimaru's and Konhagakura)
" Sasuke-kun, Angel-chan, so good to see you two again, and it has only been three days. How was the trip?" Orochimaru asked as Angel and Sasuke ran up.
" It was fun Orochimaru-sama, I learned a lot about Sasuke-kun. Oh, and we learned a bit about the tailed demons" Angel smiled at Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke.
" Well lets go, shall we?" Orochimaru said and took off. The others followed.
( Konaha village)
" what are they doing here, Hokage-sama?" Kakashi asked.
" they need protection, just like Gaara of the sand and his brother and sister. Kakashi, I don't want you fighting with them nor do I want you fighting with Orochimaru and his crew" Tsunade said.
" Orochimaru! He's coming to. Tsunade-sama, what were you thinking?" Kakashi yelled.
" Kakashi, remember your place. You're yelling at the Hokage" Iruka yelled at his lover.
" Gomen ne" Kakashi bowed to Tsunade.
"If you acted like this Kakashi, then the others will be worse" Tsunade said gravely.
" thanks Ayame" Naruto said as he and Hiro got some ramen. A whole lot of ramen.
" Your welcome Naruto-kun" Ayame said before walking away.
" This is the best ramen I've ever had" Hiro yelled.
" I know isn't it" Naruto grinned. They went silent for a moment listening to the people and things around them.
" Did you hear?" a man across the bar said to the two women next to him, " the Hokage let in three shin obis from Akatsuki. Not only are they Akatsuki but one of them is Uchiha Itachi. Rumor has it that she's also letting in Orochimaru and Sound village" the man went silent after that.
Naruto and Hiro looked at each other and pulled out coins to pay for the snacks. Together they went off to find this Akatusuki trio that the man was talking. About.
( Training ground # 27)
" Itachi-kun, why are we here?" Kuson asked as he was sitting on a stump in the middle of the clearing.
" We're training, so start by doing push ups" Itachi said emotionlessly.
Kuson pouted and Kisame snickered behind his hand.
"oi, your Sasuke-teme's brother aren't you?" Naruto said as Kuson started his push ups.
" yes, where is my younger brother at?" Itachi asked.
Before Naruto could answer Hiro looked down at Kuson and gasped.
" Kuson! Oh Kuson, I'm sorry I didn't mean everything I said before. I was mad and stupid at the time, please forgive me!" Hiro dropped to his knees and begged Kuson.
Kuson blinked at him and then just smiled at him.
" I forgive you Hiro-kun, but Angel-chan wont forgive you as easy as me. You know she can hold a grudge even if she cant get angry easily" Kuson said.
" As long as we're good I think I can do it. So, we're cool right?" Hiro pleaded.
"Yeah, we're good. More than good actually" Kuson smiled.
Suddenly a scream that the whole village and the surrounding area could probably hear was heard.
" Orochimaru!"
( Orochimaru's area)
" Put these on Sasuke-kun, Angel-chan. I don't want you two to get harassed or anything" Orochimaru handed Sasuke and Angel floor length coats with large hoods.
" Thank you, Orochimaru-sama" Angel and Sasuke said as they put on the coats, both of which had a green snake with red eyes stitched on the back.
The small group consisting of twelve people walked up to the doors of Konoha where the ninjas opened the doors for them.
" Orochimaru!" a women on the street screamed and fainted.
" Orochimaru-san, welcome back to Konohagakure" Tsunade said.
" Thank you, Tsunade-sama. It is an honor to be back" Orochimaru smirked. Tsunade glared.
" Please follow me, I'll take you to you to your new home-" Tsunade started but was cut off by an angry villager shouted " where's the Uchiha, is he scared to come back to the village?"
" Yeah, little Uchiha scared. His brother came back no problem" someone else shouted.
The other villagers started to murmur an agreement as the last person shouted " if Sasuske Uchiha ever comes back to our village I say we kill him!"
In a blink of an eye, the man who shouted last had a fist through his stomach. The owner of said fist slowly pulled out their fist and glared at the villagers. She didn't even notice the five people that suddenly showed up.
" Anyone who says anything bad about Sasuke Uchiha will die by my hand anyway I desire" Angel told the villagers.
" Tsunade, you were saying" Orochimaru broke the silence.
" Follow me" Tsunade said.
The nodded Sasuke walked over to Angel and pulled up the hood she didn't know fell.
" congratulations on your second tail, Angel-chan," Sasuke whispered in her ear, " and thanks."
" that's what friends are for, Sasuke-kun. They protect each other even after they hurt each other," Angel whispered back, " no matter what."
( Training ground 27)
" what are they doing here, and who was that girl?" Naruto yelled.
" the girls name is Angel" Kuson whispered sadly.
" I can't believe she joined Orochimaru. I mean, was it my fault or was it her own decision? Hiro sighed.
" It's alright Hiro, lets just hope she's treated right" Kuson smiled at him.
"Yeah, lets hope" Hiro said.
( Hokage office)
" no more killing" Tsunade told Angel clearly.
" as long as they do as I say, then I wont" Angel crossed her arm defiantly.
Tsunade snorted and said with " with the little act you put up today, no one will even go near you or Sasuke."
Tsunade walked over to her desk and sat down with a 'plop'. " What level ninja are you?" she asked Angel.
" Angel-chan is not a ninja, nor does she understand our ways" Orochimaru told Tsunade.
" if your not a ninja then what are you?" Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke were the only ones to see Angels second tail that she kept wrapped around her waist.
Angel smirked and leaned in, face to face with Tsunade and whispered to the wide eyed women " I'm the thirteen tailed demon, Angel no Anei Kitsune."
( Ramen Stand)
" Angel-chan loves ramen, especially chicken ramen" Kuson sighed.
" We used to eat it together all the time. If anything, Angel could live on it" Hiro said.
" Oh, come on guys cheer up" Naruto didn't like his new friends being all down and stuff. The trio, who left Itachi and Kisame to train, didn't notice two cloaked figures walking up.
" Who's the blond?" Angel asked Sasuke.
" That's Naruto, but I don't know the other two" Sasuke told her.
" Aww, Sasu-chan, he's so kawaii" Angel squealed making everyone in the little ramen stand to look at them.
" You did that on Purpose didn't you?" -Sasuke.
" Yep" - Angel smirked.
" Kuso" -Sasuke glared.
" Love you to" - Angel smiled.
" Sasuke-teme, what are you doing here? Didn't know you came" Naruto said.
" Pay attention dobe. I've been here since Orochimaru showed up" Sasuke glared.
" Don't call me that teme! All I saw was the girl next to you shove her fist through the guys stomach" Naruto said.
" Yeah Angel, why'd you do that? And why'd you join Orochimaru?" Kuson said while Hiro nodded in agreement.
" they were being mean to Sasu-chan and I wouldn't take that. I also joined Orochimaru cause I wanted to" Angel smirked.
" Why not stay with us?" Hiro asked.
" come on Sasuke-kun, lets leave before we catch looser" Angel and Sasuke walked away.
" She'll never forgive me" Hiro said glumly as Naruto and Kuson nodded their heads in agreement.