Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda I wish I did.

Ok this is my first story I hope you like it R&R

Joey: This is a re-posting of my First chapter so this was back when my grammar sucked… im too lazy to fix it.

Chapter:1

DekuTree: Navi come hither.

Navi: No.

DekuTree: Navi I said come hither.

Navi: Well is said no!

DekuTree: Navi come hither right now!

Navi: Alright. What do you want?

DekuTree:You must go find the little boy without a fairy.

Navi: No not him pleaseI don't wanna be his fairy.

DekuTree: Well to bad you have to bye.

Navi:Awww man well guess I better get going. flies off

Navi:hmmmm now what did his house look like again? Oh yea over there.

Navi runs into the fence THUD!

Navie: OWWWWIEEEE that hurt. I gotta cut down on the beer.

Navi: Ahh there it is.flies into links house

Link: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Navi: Uhh ok wake up.

Link:ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Navi:Wake up now!

Link:ZZZZZZZNO NOT IN THE BUTT!ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Navi: ooooooohhhhhhkkkkaaaaayyyyyy.

Navi: I was hopeing I wouldent have to do this but. HEY,LISTEN!

Link: huh who said that.

Navi: Up here!

Link:looks up

Link: ooooooo flying candy!

Navi: huh?

Link: stuffs navi into his mouth

Navi voice muffled:IM NOT CANDY LET ME OUT!

Link: Its alive!

Link:spits navi out

Navi all slobbery: ewwww NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!

Link:uhh ok.

Navi:Ok well the Deku Tree has summoned you.

Link: you mean the really big tree that talks?

Navi: Uhh yea well go with that.

Link: ok lets go!

they walk outside

Saria: Hi Link!

Link:Hey Ive got something to show you ill be right down.

Link:starts to climb down the ladder

Navi: Hey,Listen!

Link:falls down the ladder AHHHHHHH!

Link: OOOOWWWIIIIEEEEE!

Navi: HAHA!

Saria: Hehe

Link: Look I got a fairy!

Navi:…….

Saria: So a fairy finally came to you. That's great!

Link: well I got to go the Deku Tree summoned me.Bye!

Saria: uhhh Bye!

Link: ok witch way is it?

Navi: Its that way.

Link: ok lets go.

They get there.

Mido:stands in links way

Link: let me through .

Mido:NO mr.NoFairy.

Link: I do have a fairy. Hey Navi! Huh? Whered ya go.

Navi:comes out of link hat What?

Mido:HOLY CRAP YOU DO HAVE A FAIRY!

Link:Told ya.

Mido: Well you still cant go through.

Link: WHY NOT?

Mido: Uhhh you need a sword and shield first.

Link: well I don't see your sword and shield.

Mido:ummm Well I don't exactly have my equiptment ready.

Link: Riiigggghhhttttt

Navi: Well lets go find a sword and shield.

Link:ok hey where are we going to get a sword?I know that the stor sells shields.

Navi: theres a sword around here somewhere.

Link: ok lets look.

After 6 hours of searching.

Link: Where is the sword!

Navi: well I think it might be in there.points to big neon sign that says Kikori Sword in here!

Link: oh.

They go to the hole.

Navi: its in there.

Link: uhh ok. crawls through the hole

Link: ewww Now im all covered in spiderwebs. spits a spider out of his mouth

Navi:Yuck!

Link: ok lets go left.

Boulder: Look out cant stop!

Link: what the gets smashed by boulder ow

Navi: HAHAH……..gets smashed by a flying boulder ow

Link: ok now lets go this way.finds the chest

Navie: maybe its in there.

Link: ok Opens the chest oooooooo shiny! takes out the kikori sword

Navi:now that we have the sword lets go get the shield.

Link:ok.

Navi:You gotta go through the hole again.

Link: awwww man!

goes through the hole

Link: ok there is the shop.

Girl sitting on shop: Hey Link use the Z but….gets hit by a rock

Link: haha BULLESEYE!

they go into the shop

Link: hey I want a shield.

Shopkeeper: its 40 rupees.

Link: 40 rupees!

Shopkeeper:yep

Link: no way draws sword gimmie the shield!

SK:ok ok ok here take it!

Navi: you didn't have to do that.

Link: yes I did.

Navi: whatever

Mido get in links way

Link: that's it blinds Mido with a deku nut

Navi:whered you get that!

Link: plothole

Navi: ok

they go to DekuTree

Link: Hi you wanted to see me.

DekuTree: Oh yea. You like the candy I sent you?

Link: what candy!

DT: There looks at Navi

Navi: WHAT?

Link: So you where candy!

Navi: now just wait a mini….

Link:eats Navi Eww didnt taste like candy.

8 hours later

Navi: THAT WAS THE WORST THING IVE EVER EXPIERENCED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

DT: Hey howd you get out!

Navi: You don't wanna know.

DT: well first of all a man put a curse on me.

Link: gasp!

DT: And I need you to go inside me and destroy the curse.

Link: What! Well ok if it will help you.

DTopens his mouth

Navi: look out for his breath it kills.

Link: thanks.

DT: Navi you go with Link

Navi: What get eaten again NO WAY!

DT: DO IT NAVI!

Navi: ok.

Link: ok lets go.

Navi: here we go again.

TO BE CONTINUED!

Well how do you like it so far? Like it said near the top this is a re-posting this is the only chapter im gonna do because it will most likely get Deleted but if you want to see my whole story go to my Bio and the Link to a site should be there. -Joey