Don't worry folkies! Lots more Parody of the Ring to come—in fact, even Season One isn't finished…There is an 'unofficial' epilogue to be dealt with.

If you actually had done some searching, you would've known that the entire Season One was posted on my site the entire time, instead of having to wait for all my updates…Heh. Plus, if I wasn't stupid enough to delete it, so is the first part of Season Two. Oh well!

So I just figured out that the version of The Parody of the Ring that I'm breaking down is the first one I posted on in, the one with over 30 mistakes that I revised…Lost!

Ah! The blessed epilogue! And after this, on to Season Two!

Or shall I make that an entirely different fic…

I wonder. I mean, Season One and Season Two both go into the designation of "The Losership of the Ring"…Well. I'll let 'em go together.

And for those of you unfaithful enough not to have read the entire fic before getting here, just go back to the last scene of the last chapter ("Gandalf goes skydiving") to see why Legolas' first line is so. Along with them, those of you who aren't hip-hop fans (the fools!), Pippin's "Welcome to da Shire" is a parody of Ludacris' "Welcome to Atlanta". Note: Hey, it was 2002 when I wrote this.

Not-So-Real-World Productions Presents:

The Parody of the Ring:

Season One: EPILOGUE

Legolas: I guess I was wrong.

Gimli: You sure as hell were! So…

Boromir: What are we doing.

Aragorn: Dunno.

(Silence)

Gimli: Let's dance!

(Fellowship starts dancing)

(Merry does the "robot"; Pippin sings "welcome to the Shire"; Gollum 'spins the discs')

Gollum: Yo, homeys!

Pippin: Welcome to da Shire,
Where the players play,
And we ride farm carts
Like everyday,
Big carrots,
Mean farmers,
See High Elves roamin'

Legolas: I'm an Elf! And I would be high, if my mommy let me smoke!

Pippin: --And Bilbo's parties don't stop
'Til 8 in the mornin'!

PJ: (walks in) Hey, what the hell? This isn't part of the series!

Legolas: Oh, shoot!

Gollum: They don't pay me enough for this! (runs out from party, pulling up baggy pants)

PJ: I'm shutting this down! (walks to camera)

(Camera is shut off; screen goes black)

(Silence)

Voice 1: That wasn't funny.

Voice 2: Shut up, Legolas!

Here ends Season One of The Parody of the Ring. If you have even more time to waste, or, for some reason, found this remotely funny, please continue with the sequel, Season Two.