AN: Well I haven't gotten around to writing the next chapter lately so now I'm writing it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda….. ok…. You can go now………GO!……..
Chapter 2.
Link:takes off gasmask You where right about the Deku Trees breath Navi.
Navi:takes off her gasmask I know he never brushes his teeth.
Link: that's probably why he doesn't have any.
Navi: Well lets get going.
Link: ok. looks around WOW this place is huge! Where do we go first?
Navi: Lets go up these vines.
Link: ok you shure they don't look veary safe….
Navi: Trust me.
Link: ok starts climbing up the vines
The vines snap.
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THUD OWWWWWWWIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Navi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Link: UGH NOW HOW DO I GET UP!
And unseen force pushes Link up
Link: WHOA COOL!
Navi: uhh ookkkkkk
Link: lets go
Walk into the room with the slingshot
Link: Hey look a chest! goes over to it
Navi: open it!
Link: ok hold on! opens the chest ooooooooooooooooo SHINY! drools
Mysterious voice: you got the fairy slingshot!
Navi: why do they call it a fairy slingshot?
Link: lemme show you grabs Navi loads her into the slingshot
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOO
Link:fires
Navi:flys across the room and hits the the ladder on the wall
Link: COOL um I mean I knew that was there the whole time!
Navi: rubs head riiiiiggghhhtttttt
They walk out.
Navi: hey link bet ya can't hit that heary in the air over there.
Link: ok ill try walks over to the edge
Navi: pushes link off hehe
Link: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lands on a torch AHHHHHHHHHH HOT HOT HOT! deku shield and slingshot burn up NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Navi: oh crap didn't want that to happen… wait I think I did… hehe…… suddenly gets hit by a bolt of lightning OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Author: appears
Link: who are you?
JoeyHyrulesHero: Im the author JoeyHyrulesHero but you can call me Joey.
Link:Ok then why are you here?
Joey:Well since you lost your shield and slingshot I thaught id give you new ones. snaps
Link:shield and slingshot appear in hand COOL HOWD YOU DO THAT!
Joey: Author powers….
Link: where you the one that shocked Navi like that?
Joey: yep
Link: COOL!
Joey: well gotta go… oh one more thing snaps
Navi: suddenly bursts into flames AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joey: HAHA oh and Link.
Link: yea?
Joey: Yours hat is on fire. dissapers
Link: WHAT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Navi: twitch
Link: jumps into the water
Navi: Link….. that's not water…
Link: THEN WHAT IS IT?
Navi: Well what do you think is in your stomach?
Link: stomach aci…….OOOOOooooohhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Navi: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Link: gets out NOW I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!
Navi: YEA!
Link: well you still need to pay for that.
Navi: uh oh
Link: eats Navi MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm TASTY!
Link: well ill go on while she trys to get out. OOOOOOHhhhhhhhh a STICK! picks it up hmm Oh its on FIRE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH throws it.
Flaming Stick:lights web on fire
Link: whoa I knew that. goes into the next room
Navi: NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Link: oh you got out ok.
Navi: YEA……
Link: Hey Navi why does the deku tree have torches in him in the first place?
Navi: Heartburn.
Link: oh.
They go to through the next few rooms.
Link: hey look 3 Deku Scrubs!
DS1: You wanna fight queen Gohma?
Link:Yea
DS1: ok go on in.
Link: wait hmmmm…. Why don't you fight her? throws deku scrubs into the Queens Room
Immense screams of pain are heard.
Link&Navi in unison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!1
They go in
Link: draws his sword HEY QUIEENIE!
QueenGohma: HELLO
Link: come down here and fight.
QG: ok falls off ceiling OWCH!
Link: HAHA
QG: NOW YOU WILL DIE!
Link: I don't think so takes Navi puts her in the slingshot and shoots Navi at QG
QG: eats Navi AHHH ACK ACK ACK chokes to death
Link: ok walks up to QG HIYA!cuts open queen gohma
Blood and guts go flying everywhere.
Navi: LINK STOP THAT!
Link: HEHE
Navi:Gets hit by a lightning bolt twitch
Joey: IM BACK!
Link: HI. Uhh how do we get out?
Joey: well you gotta take that heart container and go into that blue shiny thing.
Link: uhh ok are you shure.
Joey: trust me its "Painless"
Link: ok goes into the portal.
Screams of Intense pain are heard throughout the room.
Joey: owch hehe. dissapears
Outside the DT
Link:ok now what?
DT: ok now I have to tell you a really long story..
Link: uhhhhhhh
10 hours pass
DT: and that's it
Link:ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………… What HUH? Ok cya.
DT: wait take this gives him the forest emerald
Link: CANDY! eats it
Navi: well at least its safe in there..
Link: ok he said something about going to see the princess.
Navi: ok lets go
Link: walks out onto the bridge
Saria: So your leaveing?
Link: uhh yea.
Saria: well take this youll need it.
Link:ok thanks
Ocarina: YOU GOT THE FAIRY OCARINA!
Link: am I the only one that herd the ocarina talk?
Navi&Saria: Yes
Link: uhh ok runs off
In Hyrule Field
Link: HEY LOOK AN OWL!
Owl: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH keeps repeating
Link: HUH?
Navi: HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN! Continually repeats
8-hourst later
Owl: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Navi: HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
Link: MAKE IT STOP! starts foaming at the mouth takes navi puts her in slingshot and fires her at owl
Owl: BLAH BLAH BLA…….. eats Navi AHHH ACK ACK ACK choaks to death
Link: HAHAHAHAHA wipes foam off ok lets go!
Navi:comes out of the Owl WAIT FOR ME!
What will happen to Link? Will Navi get Eaten again? Will the Owl comeback? When will I stop asking questions? I don't know find out in the next chapter!
AN: Well I hoped you liked it so far Ill get chapter 3 up soon.