A/NHey….. WHOA! ducks as random heavy objects fly over head uhhh DON'T HURT ME! Sorry about the loooonnnnnnnnngggggggg wait I'm very forgetful. What was I doing again? Oh yea! Well here's chapter 3 R&R!

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda but I do own almost every Zelda game made.

Chapter 3 meeting Zelda

Link: ok now where are we going again?

Navi: I think we where going to see princess Zelda.

Link: oh yea we where!

Samus ship appears and Samus comes out.

Samus: takes of helmet off and reveals Him/Herself to be Joey.

Joey: HI

Link: what is that?

Joey: a new toy

Link: where did you get it?

Joey: uhhhh nowhere.

On Zebes

Samus running around without suit on : Crap where did it go?

Random monster: HEY A STRIPPER!

Samus: hey wait a minit!

Other monsters: STRIPPER! start throwing money at samus

Samus: oh well starts to dance li8ke a stripper

Back in Hyrule

Link: watching a TV with samus stripping on it. drool

Navi: Hey why are you watching her when I can do that too? starts to strip

Link: NOOOOOO MY EYES THEY BURN! covers eyes

Navi: gets blasted by strange blue radioactive material AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Joey: gun in phazon beam form and smoking uhh starts whistling

Link: thank god

Joey: well I just wanted to know if I could follow you guys for a bit?

Link: ok

Navi: burnt uhhh im not so shure about tha…..

Joey: turns gun into phazon form you shure?

Navi: OK OK you can come.

Joey: good

Link: well lets go

They reach the castle

Turns dark

Castle gate comes up

Link: oh great

Navi: that's not good

Joey: turns gun into plasma beam form they will be comeing soon.

Link: who

Skeliton things pop up out of the ground

Joey: them shoots skeliton

Skeliton: Bursts into flames AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Other skelitons: RUN AWAY

Link: well that wasent so bad

Castle gate opens

Link: well lets go.

They reach the gate

Link: Damn the guard wont let us in

Navi: hey watch your mouth!

Link: why? The deku tree made up the rules now that hes dead I can do what I want now.

Navi: oh ok.

Joey: so he wont let us in?

Link: yea

Joey: ok ill get us in walks up to guard

Guard: HALT! You cannot enter

Joey: oh really… knocks guard out with his gun now to get this gate open drops a superbomb HIT THE DIRT!

Link&Navi: OH SHIT!

Bomb blows gate open and Navi gets caught in the explosion.

Navi: OWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Link&Joey: Laugh Hysterically

Link: Well lets go in.

They get to talon sleeping

Link: ewww WHATS THAT!

Joey: I dunno……lets move it out of the way

Link: Ok

Link&Joey: push Talon off

Link: ok lets go in crawls through hole

Joey: HEY WAIT turns into morphball and goes throuth the hole

Link: we gotta get past the guards

Joey: ok walks right by the guards

Link: whoa well ok walks by the guards

They get to zelda

Joey: well there she is.

Link: drools she's pretty.

Navi: flys by a window

Link: HEY IM GOIND FIRST shoots a deku nut at navi but hits the window shit missed

Guard: HEY KID STOP DISTURBING THE PEACE! throws a bomb

Link: oh no you don't hits the bomb back with a deku stick

Guard: OH SHIT WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME! blows up

Guts and bone go flying everywhere

Zelda: turns around eating some candy Hey howd you get past the guards

Link: well they are all pritty much blind. notices Zelda has candy CANDY! jumps at Zelda

Zelda: Crap ITS MINE! puts candy in mouth

Link: AHHHHHHHHH trys to pry Zeldas mouth open but fails

Link: NOOOOOOO Time for drastic measures. French kisses Zelda

Zelda: Oo swallows candy

Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crams Navi down zeldas throat GO GET IT!

Joey: Rolling on the floor laughing

Navi: flys out Zeldas ass HEY

Link: Oh no you don't! Smacks Navi with a deku stick

Navi: shoots backwards back into Zeldas ass

Zelda: HEYY…………………..That feels prittey good :)

Joey: Oo

Link: Oo

Joey: Uhh lets go

Link: yea

Impa: Hey you will learn this song that I play by whistling that sounds oddly like a ocarina.

Link: uhhhh ok plays song

Ocarina: YOU LEARNED ZELDAS LULLABY

Link: did I just hear that talk again?

Joey&Impa: yes

Link: oh well

Impa: well ill take you out

Link: ok

To be continued

A/N Well how you like it so far?Well the wait for chapter 4 wont be as long. Oh yea thanks to Hyrules Heroine for the review. See Ya