Joey: Hi its me again!
Crowd: YAY
Joey: told ya the wait wouldn't be so long
Samus (only in panties no bra): THERE YOU ARE!
Joey: stares ooooooooo drools
Samus: what? What are you looking at?
Joey: those points and samus' boobs
Samus: OOPS FORGOT TO CHANGE blushes and runs off
Joey: well ok ON TO DA STORY!
Disclaimer: I don't own zelda or metroid but I do own copies of the game
Chapter 4
(evryone appears outside hyrule market)
Impa: ok now you must go to goron mountain go the kakriko village bye bye (disappears)
Link: uhh ok
Joey: well lets go
Navi: ok
Turns night
Joey: I guess wed better camp out
Link: ok
( after they set up camp )
Joey: im hungry LINK make me a sandwich
Link: whatsa sandwich? Whatever it is im not your slave!
Joey: walks up to link and waves hand infront of links face you will make me a sandwich
Link: in a trance I will make you a sandwitch walks off
Navi: how the hell did you do that?
Link: heres your sandwich
Navi: whered you get the meat for that?
Malon running out of lonlon ranch: LINK GIVE BESSY BACK!
Joey: LETS GO NOW!
Link: OK!
they run to kakriko
Guard: halt you may not pass
Joey: not again drops a superbomb near gate
Link: SHIT HIT THE DIRT!
bomb blows up
Link: lets go!
they get up the mountain
Link: look there is a opening in the wall
Joey: that leads to goron city
Link: ok that's where impa told us to go
They enter
Link: ooooooooo stands on carpet
Carpet: PLAY ZELDAS LULLABY TO OPEN THE DOOR FUCKER
Link: uhh ok plays song
They go to daruna
Link: ok we need the gorons ruby give it
Daruna: you got to make me happy first
Link: uhh ok
Link plays multiple songs on his ocarina
Link: damn nonof em work
Joey: pulls out a boombox turns it on polka music starts to play
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH plugs his ears make it stop!
Daruna: (begins to dance like a retard) THAT'S A HOT BEAT! HOT HOT HOT
Link: okayyyyyyyy
Daruna: here take these gives link the gorons bracelet that will let you in dodongo cavern and kill the dodongos and I will give you the ruby
Link: ok sounds easy!
Joey: Reading the guide yea right chuckles
Link: well lets go
Joey: ok
They go outside
Link: theres the rock to get into the cavern.
Joey: still reading guide you gotta blow it up
Link: ok
Joey: wait lemme do it drops superbomb
Link: HIT THE DIRT!
Navi: whaaa? gets caught in the explosion owwww
Link: well here we go
Joey: CHARGE! calvery theme plays
Navi???????
END
Joey: well was that good?
Navi: YAY I DIDN'T GET EATEN THIS CHAPTER!
Joey: oops forgot
Link: leave it to me eats navi
Joey: well ill be back soon please R&R