Joey: Hi its me again!
Samus (dressed in the blue jumpsuit from Zero mission): There I found you again! Give it back! (Aims energy pistol)
Joey: (laughs) no!
Samus: (fires pistol)
Joey: (shot bounces off power armor) hehe
Samus: crap………
Joey: takes out a jar with a metroid in it
Samus: double crap
Joey: opens jar go get her!
Samus: SHIT runs like hell
Joey: ok now onto the story! Oh yea this is a re-make of my story you may have noticed that the actions are not put separate from the words so it looks like shit. But the actual file has them separated by parentheses. To read the whole story and the good version check my Bio for the website.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that I decide to put in this story that doesent belong to me.
Chapter 5 dodongo cavern
Link: damn its hot in here
Joey: I cant tell I have a varia suit
Link: lucky
Joey: hehe
Link: well I think we should go that way!
Joey: (reading guide) yep that's the right way!
They come out of the room
Link: all black YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THOSE THINGS EXPLODED!
Joey: oops forgot hehe
Link: your evil
Joey: yep: )
lizfols screetching
Link: what the fuck
Joey: they came from that room
Link: uhhh oookkk lets go
In da next room
Link: whoa its really hot in here
Joey: uuuhhhh it is? ( A/N remember I got samus' suit its completely resistant to lava, heat , and phazon)
Link: uhh I get sick if I get too hot (throws up)
Joey: ewwwwww
Navi: (in da throw up) STOP EATING ME!
Lizfold jumps onto the platform slips of the puke and falls into da lava
EoE(laughing histarically)
Second lizfold jumps onto the platform
Link: ive always wanted to try this (snaps fingers)
Lizfold: (gets struck by lightning)
Joey!!!! HEY ONLY I CAN DO DAT!
Link: sweet!
Navi: crap now im stuck with 2 people that can shock me at any time
Link: yep (shocks navi) hehe that is fun!
Joey: well moving on
in the room with the piller shurrounded by bomb plants
Link: now what
Joey: (reading guide) you gotta drop a bombflower in the middle of the 2 rows
Link: ok (throws a bomb flower) (bomb flower misses and hits navi) oops hehe
Navi: YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Link: duh
Joey: ok lets get the piller down
Link: k (throws nother flower)
Piller blows up and makes stairs
Link: cool!
Joey: lets go
In the room with da bombs
Link: (jumps gap and opens chest) ooooooooooo BOMBS YAY! ( dances like daruna) BOMBS YAYAYAY
Joey: they r just bombs no big deal
Link: well you've had bombs the whole time I just got some! YAY!
Navi: now im stuck with 2 people that can blow me up at will
Link&Joey: YEP!
Navi: well lets go
Back in the main room
Joey: throw bombs that the eyes of the dead dodongo
Link: I cant make it that far
Joey: gimme yer damn bombs (loads 2 of em into the arm cannon) (fires)
Both bombs hit the eyes
Mouth opens
Link: cool! Well lets go
Navi: great im gonna get eaten AGAIN!by a dead dodongo
Joey: so?
Navi: --
In the dead dodongo
Joey: ok we gotta go in that door
Link: how we get in?
Joey: you gotta push that block onto the buttion.
Link: ok but just to save time ( drops Hylian shield on the switch)
Switch goes down
Joey: damn that one heavy shield!
Link: yer tellin me!
Joey: well lets go
inside boss room
Link: wheres the boss?
Joey: you gotta blow a hole in the center of the room
Link: oh! ( blows up the center)
Joey: now we go down the hole
Link: uhh ok (looks in the hole) it looks a bit far are you shure we wont get hur
Joey: (pushes him down the hole) hehe
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joey: (jumps and does a number of different flips in the air and falls down hole)
Link: well wheres the boss
Joey: look behind you
Link: (looks) HOLY SHITBALLS!
King Dodongo: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Link: oO ho ho how do I kill it
Joey: trow bombs in his mouth when he tries to breath fire!
Link: ok
Joey: better get outa da way! (jumps into the lava)
Link: damn him and his power suit
Joey: (underlava) hehe
KingDodongo: (breaths in)
Link: trows a bomb
Kingdodongo: (eats it) (blows up) ugh (throws up blood)
Link: grose………. (throws nother bomb)
Kingdodongo: (eats it)(blows up)
Link:1 more I think (throws nother bombs)
Kingdodongo: (eats it) (blows up) ack! HEARTBURN! I NEED AN ANTACID!
Litte dodongos: comeing! (carrying a giant bottle of tums)
Kingdodongo: (takes some) falls into lava)
Link? (reads bottle) sideffects may cause dizzynes. oh!
Joey: well LETS GO
Link: (picks up heartpiece) NOT THYE PORTAL AGAIN!
Joey: yep the portal it's the only way out
Link: NOT AGAIN! (Goes into portal)
(Screams of intense pain are heard throughout the room)
Joey: hehe (teleports)
outside –
Link: ill be ready as soon as I peel off the dead skin
Daruna and 2 other gorons fall
Link: hi!
Daruna: hears the ruby!
Link: CANDY! (eats it)
Joey: slaps forehead) idiot
Daruna: well you might want to go visit the fairy on top of da mountain
Link: ok thanks
Daruna: now how bout a goron hug? (walks towards link)
Link: AHHH GAY GORONS RUN! (runs to top of da mountain)
Joey: just blow open that wall
Link: ok (drops a bomb)
Wall opens
Link: lets go ( goes in)
Fairy: (pops out of the water) I shall grant you magic power!
Link: (points and laughs) look she has pointy boobs! HAHAHAHA
Joey: shut up!
Fairy: (grants magic powers)
Link: COOL!
Fairy: you can use your magic powers to use the spin attack by holding the B button down.
Link: B button!
Joey: just point your sword behind you and it will charge up and when you release your spin sending a wave of energy around you.
Link: uhhhhhhhhh ok
Joey: well lets go
Link: ok
Back at kakriko
Link: where next?
Joey: (reading guide) TO ZORAS FOUNTAIN
Link: ok lets go!
Joey: well what do ya think? Please R&R
REMEMBER IF I FIND THE PERSON THAT TURNED IN HER STORYS YOU SHALL PAY REMEMBER IM HUNTING YOU DOWN!