Joey: HI this has got to be the quickest update I've ever done!
Metroid: Hey what about me?
Joey: oh yea this is my metroid Mike.
Mike: HI
Joey: samus is gone for now right?
Mike: yep scared her off
Joey: ok now onto the story
Disclaimer: I don't own zelda or anything els I put in this story!
Chapter 6
Link: lets go to zoras fountain
Joey: ok but we gotta go to hyrule castle first
Link: WHY?
Joey: you have bombs now now you can get a new magic power
Link: ok lets go!
Mike: wait for me!
Link: (frightened look) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! (points to mike)
Joey: that's my metroid Mike
Link: I WANT ONE
Joey: uhh ok (hands link a can)
Link: (reads can) the NEW metroid in a can ----- shake ) OK (shakes can) ok (opens it) (metroid jumps out and latches onto links face and begins to drain energy) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGETTTTTTT IITTTTTT OFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee…………………………
Navi: (picks up can and reads) IT SAYS DO NOT SHAKE! YOU HAD YER FINGER OVER THE DO NOT! …….. idiot
Link: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLppppppppppppppppppppppp……………… (dies)
Navi: well at least its full
Metroid: (looks at Navi and screetches loudly)
Navi: OOH SHIT! (metroid eats navi whole)
Joey: idiots MIKE MAKE IT STOP EATING PEOPLE
Mike: ok (speaks to the metroid in however the speak)
Metroid: (goes away)
Joey: well (snaps fingers)
Link: (comes back to life) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH………….. huh IM ALIVE!
Joey: now lets go!
Link: ok
at hyrule castle fairy fountain –
Fairy appears
Link: (points and laughs) SHE HAS POINTY BOOBS TOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Joey: shut up
Link: k
Fairy: (grants power)
Joey: you got dins fire you can manipulate and create fire!
Link: COOL
Joey: well lets go to zoras fountain
Link: k lets go
at zoras fountain-
Joey: ill meet you at the waterfall (jumps into water and walks upstream like he was walking on land) A/N remember I have samuses suit it manipulates gravity so I can walk in water like I wuz on land.
Link: uhh k
Mike: look at that guy hes sellin beans
Link: you didn't go with joey?
Mike: nope
Link: ok
Link: HEY u sellin those beans?
Bean man: munch munch munch yep munch
Link: how much
BM: a lot
Link: mike eat him please
Mike: DINNER TIME!
BM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (dies)
Mike: mmmmmm tasty
Link: (takes beans) hey you can fly can you take me to the waterfall?
Mike: ok (takes link to waterfall)
Joey: that wuz quick how'd you get here so fast
Link: mike gave me a lift
Joey: oh
Link: hmmm (reading sign) ah (plays Zeldas lullaby)
Waterfall stops
Link: (jumps in)
Joey: whoa he's getting smarter
Inside
Link: lets go to king zora
Joey: well you're the hero go on
Link: (goes into king zoras chamber ) lemme through fatass
KZ: ok (does the little scootching thingy)
Link: k (goes through)
Joey: whoa WAIT YOU NEEDED THE LETTER AND THE SILVER SCALE
Link: got em
Joey: where?
Link: plothole
Joey: oh WHOA LET GO
Joey and mike follow
Link: whoa that's a big fish
Joey: yep we gotta go in it
Link: ok
Navi: IM BACK
Link: well too bad wer gonna get eaten again
Navi: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joey&Mike: yep
Link: here we go (drops the fish)
JabuJabu: FOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD (sucks in )
Link: WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND (tries to run but fails) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(evryone gets sucked in)
JabuJabu: YUM!
Joey: well that's it for now
Mike: yea plz R&R
Joey: hey that's my line!
Mike: so
Joey: ok.
Joey: but plz plz plz R&R